Ellie in Wonderland/Transcript

(That day at the Squirrel Theater) (however) (Sign says "Ellie in Wonderland") (which is going to play) (Everyone sat down) (to enjoy the play) Sailor John: This one's better be good. Harbor Master: Relax. I'm sure it will be. Ellie: Am I ready for this? Waldo: You sure are, sweetie. Because you're got your dress on. Just like Andrina has since her adventure in Andrina Chinchella in Wonderland. Jingle: Make us proud. Gabby: And be sure to entertain us well, because we're good at doing Squirrel Theater plays. Ellie: Okay. Gabby: And sure to do more spoof travels as well as video game spoofs that we'll get used to. Dexter: Places everybody! Please! Johnny Bravo: The next Squirrel Theater will be playing. Ellie: Oh. Wish me luck. (Gets on stage) Gabby: Fisherman's luck, to be exact. Dexter: Keep it quiet now. Please silence the set. Thank you. Courage: And enjoy the play. Dexter: Lights... Camera... Aaaaaction. (the play begins) Dexter: Thank you everyone for coming to the Squirrel Theater. We would like to honor Owen and Priscilla's son, Larry and new members for this play. So enjoy the play, Ellie in Wonderland. Johnny Bravo: Yeah. Because Fester Coo-Coo has more train crew members to help him and us on other spoof travels. (APPLAUSE) Courage: Because we really want to do a Kung Fu Panda spoof since Andrew likes Dalmatian Tunes' spoofs. (Play starts when lights goes dark and curtains open) (like magic) (Song starts) (and plays) Nature + Imagine: Alice in Wonderland How do you get to Wonderland? Over the hill or Underland or just behind the tree (song continues) Nature + Imagine: When clouds go rolling by They roll away and leave the sky Where is the land beyond the eye That people cannot see? (song plays onward) Nature + Imagine: Where can it be? Where do stars go Where is the crescent moon? They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon (song plays on) Nature + Imagine: Alice in Wonderland Where is the path to Wonderland? Over the hill or here or there? I wonder where... (the song plays on) (Song ends, Scene comes to a park of London) (where the sun shines brightly and the birds sing) Louise: (whispers) Go ahead, Sheila Rae. Sheila Rae: Okay. Our story starts in London where the story tells of our girl, who enjoys an adventure in Wonderland. (Tanya was seen reading a book) Sheila Rae: Here are Alice and her sister reading a book together. (Ellie was making a flower hat, Tanya gets annoyed by her) Tanya: Alice. Ellie: Huh? Oh. I'm listening. Tanya: Well, good. I'm delighted. And nice hat you've made. (She put it on Jigglypuff) (who was delighted) Tanya: Alice, Will you pay attention to your history lesson? Ellie: I'm sorry. But how can anyone possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it? Tanya: Well, just imagine them, and you'll see. Ellie: Well, My world have books with pictures. Tanya: Your world? Nonsense. Ellie: Hmm... Nonsense? Tanya: Super well known nonsense such. Ellie: That's it Dinah. If I have a world of my own, Everything would be nonsense, Nothing will be what it is and on the contrary to what it is, It wouldn't be and what it wouldn't be, It would. You see? (Jigglypuff nods) Jigglypuff: Jiggly. Ellie: In my world, You wouldn't say 'Jiggly', You say 'Yes, Alice'. (Jigglypuff gasps) Ellie: Oh, But you would. You'll be just like people, Dinah, And all the other animals too. Why, In my world, (Song starts) Cats and rabbits Would reside in fancy little houses And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers In a world of my own. (hums) Ellie: All the flowers Would have very extra special powers They would sit and talk to me for hours When I'm lonely in a world of my own. (whistles) Ellie: There'd be new birds Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds Within that world of my own. (scats) Ellie: I could listen to a babbling brook And hear a song that I could understand I keep wishing it could be that way Because my world would be a wonderland. (Song ends, APPLAUSE) (whistling) Louise: Lovely. Sheila Rae: So fabulous, sis. Louise: Your next narrating line is up. Sheila Rae: Okay. And that's why Alice wishes to have a world of her own. (Suddenly a strange reflection shows in the water)

(much to Ellie's surprise) Sheila Rae: Until suddenly a white rabbit came by, (a rabbit goes by) (Russell whistles along when Jigglypuff saw him) (go by) Jigglypuff: Jiggly. Jiggly. Jiggly. Ellie: What's that? You saw a rabbit go by? (Ellie looks) Ellie: Oh Dinah, It's a rabbit with a waist coat... (gasps) And a watch. (they go to follow Russell) (Russell looks at his watch) (and sees that he's late) Russell: Oh my fur and whiskers, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! Ellie: He's curious. What could a rabbit possibly be late for? (seems confused) Ellie: (follows him) Please sir. (tries to follow him) Russell: I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! Ellie: It must be awfully important. Like a party or something. Sophia: Or a funeral. Anna: Or a wedding. Ellie: Mr. Rabbit, Wait! (goes in pursuit) (Russell keeps running) (to reach his goal) Russell: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I’m overdue. I’m really in a stew. No time to say goodbye, hello! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! (Runs into a rabbit hole)

(and falls helplessly) Ellie: Oh my. What a curious place to have a party. (follows) Ellie: You know Dinah, We really shouldn't be doing this. (Crawls in the rabbit hole) After all, We haven't been invited and those curious odds were often me to (falls) TUMBLE-LE-LE-LE-LE-LE!! (plummets) (Jigglypuff stands near the ledge and looks down) (to see Ellie tumbling) Ellie: Goodbye Dinah! Goodbye! (falls) (Until) (BUMP) (Ellie floats down) (helplessly) Ellie: Oh. Well, After this, I shouldn't be worried about falling down the stairs. (shrugs) (Tunnel gets darker and darker) (as the light turns out) (Ellie sees a lamp and turns it on) (to see light) Cliff: That's no rabbit hole. Lube: That's a magic tunnel. Shriek: Like a funhouse. Eddie: Where you can go in and have fun. (Ellie keeps floating down) (helplessly) (Lands on a rocking chair) Ellie: Oh. (sighs) (to have a rest) Ellie: (falls off the rocking) Whoa! (floats again) Gosh. (carefully goes down) Ellie: What if I should fall right through the center of the (FALLS) EAAAARTH!!! (FLOATS) Oh. (feels happily safe) Ellie: (Goes upside down) And come out the other side where people walk upside down. (feels puzzled) Isabella: That's ridiculous. Sylvester: Nothing's gone bonkers. Ellie: Oh, But that silly. No one... (CLANG) (Crowd laugh) (birds tweet) Ellie: (looks) Oh! (gasps) (Russell runs off) (and escapes) Ellie: Rabbit, Wait! Please! (Goes after him) (and tries to stop him) Ellie: Where he go? (looks around) (SHUT) (LOCK) Ellie: Oh. (Heads to the door, Opens it and sees a smaller door) Huh? (Opens each door that's smaller and smaller then crawls through) (and tries to get through) (Came into a big room) (to see what she could find) Ellie: Curiouser and curiouser. (searches) (Sees a little door behind the curtains) (and goes to open it) (Until) (HONK) Cranky: DOH!! Ellie: Oh! Oh, I'm very sorry. Cranky: That's okay. Be careful on what you do with me. Ellie: You see I... Cranky: Were looking for someone, I guess. Ellie: I'm looking for a white rabbit, So if you don't mind if... Cranky: You look through to see where he is going? Ellie: There he is. I simply must get... Cranky: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible. Ellie: What? Cranky: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible! Why don’t you try the bottle on the table? Ellie: Table? Cranky: Read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction. He he he! Ellie: Drink me. Hmm... Let me smell. (sniffs) Not toxic and poison. It is safe, Wonder what flavor. (DRINK) Hmm... Taste like... Cherries. (SHRINK) Gouda. (SHRINK) Pumpkin. (SHRINK) Apple cider. (SHRINK) Baked potato. Gosh! What did I do? Cranky: You just drank the bottle to make yourself smaller. Ellie: But look. I'm the right size. Cranky: Oh, no use! Ha ha ha ha. I forgot to tell you, ho ho ho ho! I’m locked! Ellie: Oh no. Cranky: Ha ha ha, but of course, uh, you’ve got the key, so… Ellie: What key? Cranky: Now don't tell you put it up on the table. Ellie: Oh man. (Climbs up the table) (to the top) Ellie: Come on. (tries to reach for the key) (But slides down) (then comes to a stop) Ellie: What'll I do now? Cranky: Try the box naturally. (POOF) (like magic) Ellie: Oh. (Opens it) Eat me. Sure. Hope it doesn't make me too small. (BITE) (GULP) (GROW) (POP) Ellie: Whoooooooa! (THUMP) Oof! (birds tweet) (Cranky mumbles) (beneath Ellie's foot) Ellie: What did you say? Cranky: I said: ‘a little of that went a long way’! Ha ha ha ha! Ellie: Well, I don't think it's so funny. (sobs) But now I will never get home! (bawls in Pinkie Pie's voice) (SPLASH SPLISH) (SPLOSH) Sophia: Crying can't help. Melman: Never breaks the ice. Cranky's line. Cranky: Oh, come on now. Cheer up, will you? It's okay. Being heartbroken doesn't aid it. Ellie: I know, But I-I-I just can't stop! Cranky: Here now. What did I tell you? No tears. (Ellie still bawls) (in Pinkie Pie's voice) (Room floods up) (by accident) (Cranky gets splashed) Cranky: Um... Will you ever stop crying? Please? (He sputters and coughs) Cranky: Oh, looky there. Now there's a surprise for you. Try using the bottle. (Bottle floats) Cranky: Grab it and drink it. (Ellie picks it up) (and drinks it) (SHRINK) (SPLASH) (Ellie lands in the bottle) (and keeps safe) Ellie: Oh, For goodness sakes. I really shouldn't cry so much. (Cranky gurgles) (and slurps poor Ellie inside) Sheila Rae: Alice was so distracted by her crying so much that she accidentally overflowed the place with water and drank the bottle to shrink and hide in it and now she was pulled in. Louise: Lucky she's through the door. Sheila Rae: That's right. Now that's when she floated onward. Ellie: Where am I now? (looks around) Joe: Oh, a sailor's life is The life for me How I love to sail o'er The bounding sea And I never, never, Ever do a thing about the weather For the weather never Ever does a thing for me! Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me Tiddle-ee-um pom pom Deedle dum dum dee And I never, Ne... (Ellie sees Joe coming) Joe: Ahoy! And other nautical expressions! Land ho, by Jove! (gasps) Oly: Where away, Dodo? Ellie: Dodo? Isabella: Dodo? Sylvester: Dodo? Lube: What's a Dodo? Cliff: What does he look like? Joe: Three points to starboard. Pull away, me hearties Have you in port in no time at all. (Sails onward) Ellie: Mr. Dodo, Wait! Please help me! Oh, Cheese and crackers. (holds on for dear life) (Ellie looks back) (and gasps) Ellie: Pardon me? Would you mind helping me? Please? (echoes) (The Penguin Brothers swimmed onward) (in their bathing suits) Ellie: Yohoo! Yohoo! Help me! Please! (Wave hits her) Whoa! (SPLASH) Ellie: (gurgles) Help me! (almost drowns) (Ellie sees shore) (and runs to get to it) Joe: Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier Than a jolly caucus-race!

Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top, Never a beginning, There can never be a stop! (the river rises and lowers) Joe: To skipping, hopping, tripping, clopping Fancy free and gay, I started it tomorrow, but I'll finish yesterday!

Round and round and round we go And dance forevermore, Once we were behind But now we find we are be- (the song plays) (Ellie coughs and sputters) (helplessly) Joe: Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier Than a jolly caucus-race! Backward- I say, You never get dry that way. Ellie: Get dry? Joe: Have to run with the others First rule of a caucus race, you know Ellie: Then how will I? (SPLASH) (Ellie gurgles) Joe: That's better. Have you dry in no time now. Ellie: No-one can ever get dry this way! Joe: Nonsense! Why, I'm as dry as a bone already. Ellie: Yes, though... (SPLASH) Joe: All right, chaps. Let's have it now. Look lively. Ellie: The white rabbit! Mister Rabbit! Mi- mister Rabbit! Russell: Oh my gosh, Still late! Gotta get moving! (runs onward) Ellie: Oh, Don't go away, I'll be right back! there! (follows) Joe: Uh,w-w-watch it there Stop kicking that mackerel. Brilliant! Jolly well... All: Sorry. (Russell ran off and gone) (and missing) Ellie: Mr Rabbit. Oh, Mr Rabbit Oh, dear, I'm sure he came this way Do you suppose he could be hiding? (looks around) (CatDog looks at her) (with confusion) Ellie: Hmm... (feels confused) Ellie: Not here. (looks around) Ellie: I wonder. (Crawls through the hollow log) (to avoid getting seen) Sheila Rae: But Alice doesn't notice that two men were watching her. (Ellie has no idea) (CatDog walked over the hollow log) (unaware of Ellie not noticing) Ellie: No. I suppose he must have... (gasps) Why, What curious little figures. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. (HONK) (TOOT) Dog: If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know. Cat: Contrariwise, if you think we’re alive you ought to speak to us! (They dance and honk around) (together) Both: That's logic.