The Jedi Girl/Transcript

(movie begins) Stephen Squirrelsky presents A What An Animal! Movie And A Future Kids Film Being The First One For The Very First Time The Jedi Girl Based On Mulan (It starts at the guarded wall) (however) (Rupert looks around) (with confusion) (Something flew over him) (suddenly) (Starly stares at him) (with a brave look) (Starly caws out the signal) (for a warning) (Suddenly a line got hooked to the wall) (accidentally) (Rupert looks down) (with confusion) (A lot of lines were hooked to the wall) (together) Rupert: We're under attack! Light the signal! (echoes) Rupert: Now everyone in Squirrelsville knows you're here. (the people gasp) Yoka: Perfect. (snickers)

Narrator: Later. (Stephen enters the palace) (however) (Came to the throne) (and entered) Stephen Squirrelsky: (bows down) Anais, New baddies have approached our state. Gumball: Impossible! No one can get through the Great Wall! Anais: Gumball, Please. Darwin: But it's important! Stephen Squirrelsky: Yoka is leading this troop and if we don't stop then from approaching here, We'll be... (gets interrupted) Anais: Enough! Send out the proclamation to the town. Darwin: That's an order! Gumball: Yes, Anais. All: Right away. Stephen Squirrelsky: Forgive me, Your majesty, But my troop could possibly stop them from getting here. Anais: No way, Stephen! Stephen Squirrelsky: Why? Darwin: Because we must send the troops to protect my people! Anais: I will be needed a new troop to help out with this. Am I clear? Gumball: She's right. Narrator: The Following Morning... (The Following Morning) (2029) (Note: Still Present) (Kessie was painting notes on her arm) (with her happy expression) Kessie: Respectfully. Dignity. Fine. Poised. Punctual. (hums) (Clock rings) (loudly) Kessie: Oh my. I'm late. My lucky day to try to be a part of the Flower Club. (gets up and gets going) (Kessie switches from night gown to dress) (and sets off) Kessie: Isa? Isa. (Bump) Larry: Watch it. Kessie: Sorry, Larry. Isa? Rodney: We almost fell over. Ahem. Cody: We almost fell over. Kessie: Isa? Isa: Here I am. Kessie: Isa, Can you be a good sis to me and do my chores? I'm gonna be out. Isa: I sure will. Kessie: Thank you. Isa: You're welcome. Owen: (came to the well) Wishing well, If you can hear my prayer, Give Kessie good luck to succeed of being a part of the Flower Club. Kessie: I sure you will. Since you've got your toy pipe in your mouth that you will always carry. Owen: (startles) Kes. Kessie: Oh, sorry, Dad. I didn't mean to startle you like that. Owen: Your suppose to be in town minutes ago, Your mom's waiting for you along with your brother, Rodney. Kessie: Yes, Father. And I like your toy pipe in your mouth by the way, because you'll always carry it in your mouth. (She hops on her bike) (and peddles off) Kessie: Wish me luck, Dad. Owen: Sure will. And thanks for liking my toy pipe in my mouth. Because I'll always carry it in my mouth. (smiles with his toy pipe in his mouth) Narrator: Later. (Later) (In town) (however) Chipmunk: Priscilla, Is your sweetie here yet? Dosie Doe's not that patient, You know. Priscilla: Of all the days to be late. I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. After all, my husband will always carry his toy pipe in his mouth. Rodney: How lucky can they be? They're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need. (to Azurill) This is your chance to prove yourself. Priscilla: Wait, son! Stop! (Rodney walks across the street) (by walking his Azurill) (Cars avoids him) (as he dodges them on his way toward the train station) (Two are gonna crash into him) (as he puts his hand out) (CRASH, George Ooh) (the cars crash and have dodged Rodney) (Rodney made it across) (toward the station) Rodney: Yep, He is the lucky one! (Azurill nods while on a lead) (Priscilla sighs) (with relief) Kessie: I'm here. Priscilla: Welcome, sweetie. You're here at last. Kessie: Sorry that I'm a little late. Priscilla: It's okay, sweetie. You're lucky Rodney managed to get safely across to the train station with Azurill by dodging cars and causing two to crash. (Song starts) (and plays) Chipmunk: This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse We're gonna turn this sow's ear Into a silk purse (SPLASH) Kessie: It's cosy. Priscilla: It'll be more better if you have gotten here early. Chipmunk: We'll have you, washed and dried Primped and polished till you glow with pride Just my recipe for instant bride You'll bring honor to us all. Priscilla: Kessie, What's this on your arm? Kessie: Notes. Just in case I forget. Because my father always carry his toy pipe in his mouth. Rodney: Hold this, Mom. We'll need luck later on. Sheep: Wait and see, when we're through Lizard: Boys will gladly go to war for you Sheep: With good fortune Lizard: And a great hairdo All: You'll bring honor to us all. All: A girl can bring her family Great honor in one way By striking a good match And this could be the day Lioness: Men want girls with good taste Tigress: Calm Priscilla: Obedient Tigress: Who work fast-paced Priscilla: With good breeding Lioness: And a tiny waist All: You'll bring honor to us all. All: We all must serve our queen Who guards us from the villains A man by bearing arms A girl by bearing sons Tigress: When we're through, You can't fail Like a lotus blossom, soft and pale How could any fellow say, "No sale"? You'll bring honor to us all! Priscilla: Now you're a part of our club now. Kessie: Yeah. Rodney: Not yet. An apple for serenity... A pendant for balance... Beads of jade for beauty You must proudly show it Now, add a Pokemon just for luck And even you can't blow it  Kessie: Ancestors, hear my plea, Please don't let me make a fool of me And to not uproot my family tree Keep my father standing tall. Scarier than the Undertaker, We are meeting our matchmaker! Girls: Scarier than the undertaker We are meeting our matchmaker (they scat) All: Destiny Guard our girls And our future as it fast unfurls Please look kindly on these cultured pearls Each a perfect porcelain doll (they whistle) All: Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us all (Song ends) (and stops) (Dosie Doe came out) Dosie Doe: Kessie Antler! Kessie: Here. Dosie Doe: Speaking without anyone knowing,. Kessie: Oops. Dosie Doe: Anyway, please come in. Rodney: Who messes her daisies? Dosie: Huh. Hmm. Mmm. So sweet. Hmph! Not good for bearing sons. (Azurill tries to sneak away) (without getting seen) (Kessie gasps and tries to put him back) (without Dosie Doe knowing) (And then...) (suddenly) Dosie's line. Dosie: Recite the Final Admonition. Kessie: Okay. (sets off) Kessie: Fulfill your duties calmly and... (looks at the words on her arm) Respectfully. Reflect before the snack... Acted. Is this pretty enough for you? Oh boy. (gasps) (Dosie was curious) Dosie: Well? It's This way. Dosie: This way. Kessie: Okay. (Dosie got ink all over her hand) Dosie: Oops. Now, pour the tea. Kessie: Okay. Dosie: To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity in the present... (Dosie left an ink spot on her cheek) Dosie: and refinement. You must also be poised. (Kessie didn't watch what she's doing when she poured tea on the table) (by mistake) Dosie: Ahem. Since the past, in the cup, I mean.

Kessie: Mustn't spill a drop. (Pours it in the cup) Kessie: Phew. (rubs her face) (Azurill tasted it) (and found it tasted good) Kessie: Uh excuse me. Dosie: And silent! Kessie: Phooey. Dosie: Ah... Kessie: Can I please have that back? One minute please? Dosie: But what's wrong like? (She tugs on in it) (so hard) Both: (fell over) Ah! (SPLASH) (Kessie gasps) (in horror) Dosie's line. Dosie: Why, you clumsy ox! (Suddenly Azurill runs around her) (and tickles her) (She fall onto the stove) (BURN!) (Dosie gasps in shock) Dosie: Ooh! Hot!] (She runs around) (in panic) (Kessie takes a deep breath) (and blows) (Then it burst into flame) (POOF!) (Dosie screams) (in a woman's voice from The Pink Panther) Rodney: I say it's going well. Don't you think? Dosie: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out! Kessie: Don't worry, I got you! (Splashes her with tea) (gurgles) (Dosie grunts) Dosie: Thanks. I needed that. (Kessie grins, Gives her the teapot and walks away) (with worry) (Azurill follows her) (with confusion) Kessie: Oh dear. (frowns) Dosie: You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor! (She walks away in an insulted look) (and feeling disgusted) (Kessie feels sorry) (for what she did) (Later, She came home still feeling depressed) (and upset of what she's done) (Owen sighs) (with his toy pipe in his mouth) (She looks at her reflection) (in the water) (Song begins) (and plays) Kessie: Look at me I will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughter Can it be I'm not meant to play this part? Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break my family's heart (feels upset) Kessie: Who is that girl I see Staring straight Back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? (pouts) Kessie: Somehow I cannot hide Who I am Though I've tried When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? (blows into her hankie) (Sat on the bench) (and wipes her eyes) Angelina: Poor sis. Blossom: What's wrong with her? (They shrug) (with confusion) (Owen came in and sat by Kessie) (while he had his toy pipe in his mouth) Kessie: I didn't do well for trying to be a part of the club. Owen: My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. I bet when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

Owen: Cheer up, sweetie. You'll do better next time. (Puts the blossom on her ear) (to comfort her) Kessie: (smiles) Thanks for cheering me up. Owen: Oh, you're welcome, sweetie. I'll always carry my toy pipe in my mouth. (FANFARE) (Cartoon Ta-da Sound Effect Fanfare Trumpet) Gumball: Make way for the duke and prime minister. (they head on) Larry: What's that? Rodney: Looks like a parade. Isa: Is the duke. Cody: The Prime Minister. Priscilla: Please, Stay put. Larry: Okay. And the queen too, Mom. (Kessie climbs up a tree) (to the top) (And looks) (back) Gumball: People, We bring a proclamation from the palace. New baddies had approached this state. (echoes) (People gasps) (in shock) Darwin: So all families must be safe. (the people nod in agreement) Gumball: Now by order of Queen Anais, A kid in each family must serve in the new Jedi troop. (reads the list of names) The Money/Ling Family. Money and Ling Kids: Check. (Luke was going to join in and received his scroll) (at last) (Kessie keeps watching this) (with confusion) Darwin: The Adorable/Cat Family. Adorable and Cat Family: Present. Donovan: (receives his scroll) I will my parents proud when I serve the queen. (smiles) Gumball: The Antler/Skunk Family. Kessie: (gasps) Yes. (smiles) Darwin: Anyone? (looks around) Kessie: I'm ready. I'm ready to serve her. So let me rec... Gumball: No, No, No, Girl. We meant sons from each family, Not daughters. Kessie: But... Darwin: No daughter samples. Kessie: Pop, I wanna join. Owen: I'm sorry, Kessie, But it's true. This Jedi troop is for boys only, Not girls like you. (gives a serious look with his toy pipe in his mouth at his daughter) (Kessie begs) (for mercy) Owen: Kessie, I told you. No. Kessie: (groans and walks away) That just not fair, Still not fair! (sits down in a safe place) Larry: Gees. What' Whoops. Uh-oh. Larry: Gees. What's her problem? I join in. Sorry about that. Owen: Well, because this is a Jedi boy's club, perhaps we'll find a Jedi girl's club. (Larry receives his scroll) (at last) Kessie: (sighs) Can't believe they gave him a scroll. (pouts) Narrator: 2 hours later. (Two hours later) Kessie: Oh Daisy, Won't they ever give me a chance to be in the Jedi troop? (Daisy stares at Kessie) Kessie: Hope they can. Just ain't fair that they can't have me joining them. (Daisy is hugged by Kessie) (Then she peeks on Larry in his room without him seeing her) (in disguise) (Larry practice his Jedi skills) (to become a Jedi) (Swings his saber) (that is ignited) Owen's voice: Lambert, You better splash something up there with ignited saber. Larry: Got it, Dad. (Keeps swinging it) (carefully) (Then deactivates it) (and puts it down) (Looks at his scroll) (and nods) Larry: I'm really ready to join in. (smiles) Kessie: (sighs) I wish I was in the troop. (feels disappointed) (Later during dinner time) (however) (Kessie still depress and sighs) (and pouts) (Rodney chews) (Angelina and Blossom slurp) Owen: Sweetie? Why aren't you eating? Kessie: I'm... Just worried. About Larry. Owen: (with his toy pipe in his mouth) Ah... Don't worry about him. He's doing great. Larry: You think I'm gonna get injured in the troop? Priscilla: No, of course not. You'll do great, as long as you have yourself armed with a pistol gun and a light blue lightsaber. Kessie: Oh boy. Priscilla: Be happy, Kessie. We'll just have to keep praying for him to be safe and unharmed. Okay? Owen: Yes, of course, we are. (Cody nods) Cody: Yeah. That's right. Kessie: Okay. (sighs) Owen: That's why I've been a great member in my Nature + Imagine (band). Kessie's Thought: It still isn't fair. (Kessie chomps) (her food)

Narrator: Soon after... (Kessie was in her bed, But still awake) (without being noticed) Priscilla: Sweetie, Why are you still awake? Still worried? (walks over to see her) Kessie: Just Lambert, Get worried about him. Priscilla: Now, It's okay, You need to cheer up. Kessie: And does that mean I'll become a Jedi knight? Priscilla: Kessie, We been through this. Kessie: I know, Mummy. But what do I do? Priscilla: Now sleep. (Kessie still can't) (because she is too upset) Priscilla: Oh boy. I think I can fix that with your favorite lullaby. Kessie: What's it called? (Song starts) Priscilla: My lovely doe, My pretty rose, Love this song that you remember, You're so cute like your nose, Once upon a December. (Kessie gasps) Priscilla: Dancing bears, Painted wings, Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings, Once upon a December. (Kessie gets drowsy) Priscilla: Jesus' love, God's big prayer, It's like we almost past November, Give us hope and please share, Once upon a December. (Song ends) (and stops as Kessie falls asleep) Priscilla: That's better. (walks away) (KISS) (heads off) Priscilla: Goodnight my girl, I love you. (Kessie naps) Narrator: A little later... (A little later) (Kessie wakes up and looks around) (with confusion) Kessie: This is my chance. I'm taking you with me, Daisy. (Daisy nods) (She sneaks) (with Daisy in her bagpack) (She sneaks in Larry's room) (without getting seen) (Larry snores) (without waking) (Kessie takes his Jedi stuff and scroll) (and picks up and grabs another lightsaber and pistol gun) (then sneaks out) (without waking anyone up) (She gets ready) (for departure) (She removes her eyelashes) (and puts them in her room) (Puts the Jedi suit and cloak) (and sets off) (She presses a button on her bike which turns into a motorcycle) (that she climbs on) (Engine starts) (up) (She drives off) (into the night) (Larry still snores) (without knowing anything) (Then peeks) (to have a look) (DUN DUN DUN!) Larry: Wait a minute. Where are my things gone? (Looks around) Larry: Perhaps someone may have taken them without letting me know. (Others wake up) (and blink) Rodney: What's the matter? Larry: Someone's borrowed my things without asking me first. Owen: (gasps) Kessie? Oh no. Priscilla: Let me guess. She's gone off for a stroll. (Owen rushes outside and looks) (to see if Kessie is still around) Owen: Oh no. She's heading off to the Jedi troop. Priscilla: Looks like she's going to be injured if she doesn't come back. Rodney: God, If you hear my prayer, Do anything to keep Kessie safe and unharmed. Amen. Cody: And let's hope she comes back. (Then suddenly, Moses came out of the clouds) (from nearby) Moses: Hogo, Awaken. (a character awakens) (Hogo appears) (POOF!) Hogo's line. Hogo: You summon me? Moses: Yes. Hogo: For what? These are the angel guardians. They... (echoes) Hogo: Protect each family. Moses: And you, O Demoted One... (echoes) Hogo: I ring the bell. Moses: That's right. Now, wake up the other angels. Hogo: Got it. (RING) (DING) Maria: I knew it, I knew it. That Kessie was a troublemaker from the start. (frowns) Anastasia: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family! Maria: Until she finally behaved and became good. Anastasia: But if she's discovered, Owen will be forever shamed. Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate! (echoes) Moses: SILENCE! We will send the most powerful of all. (echoes) "Hogo: Okay, okay, I get the Jist. I'll go." Hogo: Okay, okay, I get the Jist. I'll go. (They laugh) (together) Hogo: Well, y'all don't think I can do it! Watch this here! (heads off) Moses: You had your chance to protect the Family. (echoes) Anastasia: Your misguidance led some to disaster! (echoes) Moses: The point is, we will be sending a REAL hero to retrieve Kessie. (echoes) Hogo: What? Moses: You're not even worthy of this thought! Now, awaken the Great Stone Hero! (echoes) Hogo: So you'll get back to me on the job thing. (BONG) (CLANG) Hogo: Just one chance. Is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill you. (goes to the statue) Yo, Rocky, wake up! You gotta go fetch Kessie! C'mon, boy! Go get her! Go on! C'mon! (jumps on it) Grr ... arrgh. Grr. Hello? Helloooo? HELLO! (Statue falls into pieces, Wilhelm scream) Uh ... Stoney? Stoney ... Oh, man, they're gonna kill me! (pouts) Moses: Great Stone Hero! Have you awakened? (echoes) "Hogo: Uh, yes, I just woke up! Um, I am the Great Stone Hero! Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Kessie! Did- did I mention that I am the Great Stone Hero?" Hogo: Uh, yes, I just woke up! Um, I am the Great Stone Hero! Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Kessie! Did- did I mention that I am the Great Stone Hero? Moses: Go! The fate of the family rests in your claws. Hogo: Yes, Sir. (Went off) (to find Kessie) Moses: Ow, ah, my elbow. Oh, oh, I know I twisted something. (Remove the head) That's just great, now what? I'm doomed, and all because Ms. Man decided to take a little drag show on the road. (echoes) Azurill: Azurill. Hogo: Go GET her! What's the matter with you? After this Great Stone Humpty Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her back with a medal to get back in the Temple! Waitaminute! That's it! I make Kessie a Jedi hero, and they'll be begging me to come back to work! That's the master plan! Oh, you've done it now, man. (echoes) Hogo: And what makes you think you're coming? (echoes) Azurill: Azurill. Hogo: You're LUCKY? Do I look like a sucker to you? (Azurill gasps) Hogo: What do you mean, a loser? What if I pop your ears off and throw it across the yard, then who's the loser, or me? (They went off) (together)