Andrina Chinchella in Wonderland

Stephen Druschke Films Andrina in Wonderland. Andrew Smith Nice. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky presents Andrew Smith (logo is shown) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina in Wonderland. Andrew Smith (title is seen) Stephen Druschke Films (One day at the park of Squirrelsville) Andrew Smith (which is a lovely day) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: (Sighs) Kitty, Do you ever imagine of being in a world of your own like I do? (She make her toy kitty nod) I thought so. Andrew Smith (seems delighted) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: In my world other animals can talk even other things. Right? Andrew Smith (seems pleased) Stephen Druschke Films (Toy kitty nod) Andrina: I thought so. You see in my world, Cats and rabbits Would reside in fancy little houses And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers In a world of my own. Andrew Smith (sings) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: All the flowers Would have very extra special powers They would sit and talk to me for hours When I'm lonely in a world of my own. Andrew Smith (sings more) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: There'd be new birds Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds Within that world of my own I could listen to a babbling brook And hear a song that I could understand I keep wishing it could be that way Because my world would be a wonderland. Andrew Smith (sings joyfully) Stephen Druschke Films (Song ends) Andrew Smith (peacefully) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina sighs) Andrew Smith (happily) Stephen Druschke Films (Then she sees a rabbit) Andrew Smith (going by) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: What the...? Andrew Smith (goes in pursuit of the rabbit) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: Oh gosh! I'm late! I'm late! Andrew Smith (runs onward to join Ryan, Ian, and Alvin) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hey, Wait! Andrew Smith (goes in pursuit) Stephen Druschke Films (Tyler went into a rabbit hole) Andrew Smith (and as Andrina followed him) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Wow. What a weird rabbit hole. Andrew Smith (peers through) Stephen Druschke Films (Goes in it) Andrew Smith (and brings her toy kitty with her) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Rabbit? Where'd you go? Andrew Smith (puts her kitty on her back and ties him to her) Stephen Druschke Films (Looks around) Andrew Smith (to find out where the rabbit is) Stephen Druschke Films (Then she falls) Andrew Smith (tumbling downward) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Ah! Help me! Andrew Smith (falls headlong) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Didn't the rabbit's hole is deep. Andrew Smith (continues plunging even more) Stephen Druschke Films (Pulls out an umbrella) Andrew Smith (and pops it chute open) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Phew. That was close. Are you okay, Kitty? Andrew Smith (Kitty nods) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Thank goodness. Andrew Smith (looks around) Stephen Druschke Films (That it wasn't a normal rabbit hole) Andrew Smith (and can't seem to find which hole it was) We'll continue when I come back from Harriers. Stephen Druschke Films Okay. Andrew Smith Now we can continue. Stephen Druschke Films Yes. Andrina: What a strange rabbit hole. Andrew Smith (seems thoughtful) Stephen Druschke Films (Floats down more) Andrew Smith (to the bottom) Stephen Druschke Films (She comes to land) Andrew Smith (onto the ground) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: What a land. Huh? Andrew Smith (looks around) Stephen Druschke Films (Then see Tyler running away) Andrew Smith (and tried to go after him) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hey, Wait! Andrew Smith (runs after Tyler) Stephen Druschke Films (Tyler went through a door) Andrew Smith (that Andrina tried to go through) Stephen Druschke Films (As she entered, It was a rotunda room with different doors) Andrew Smith (no matter how many they were) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Wow. A lot a different doors. (Door shuts behind her) Hey! Andrew Smith (tries to reopen the door) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no. Well, Guess there's no turning back. Andrew Smith (goes to press on to find the right door) Stephen Druschke Films (Comes to a table in the center) Andrew Smith (and looks up) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: A key. Andrew Smith (goes to reach it) Stephen Druschke Films (picks it up) Andrew Smith (and grabs it) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hmm... Wonder which door that this key can unlock? Andrew Smith (tries to figure out which door it is) Stephen Druschke Films (Tries one door with the key and it won't open) Andrina: Nope. Not this one. Andrew Smith (tries other doors) Stephen Druschke Films (But the others won't open) Andrew Smith (Andrina thinks for a moment of how to find which door is the right one) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Do you which door would open with this key, Kitty? Andrew Smith (Kitty thinks) Stephen Druschke Films (Then shrugs) Andrew Smith (with confusion) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Huh? What's behind the small curtains? Andrew Smith (opens the curtains) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh my. A small door. Andrew Smith (goes to open it) Stephen Druschke Films (And it opens) Andrew Smith (like magic) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: It's the right one. Andrew Smith (goes to walk through it) Stephen Druschke Films (But she was too small) Andrew Smith (for it) Stephen Druschke Films I mean big, Andrew Smith (and bumped it) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no. I'm too big to get through this door. What'll I do now? Andrew Smith (thinks for a moment) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: (gasps) Whoa. Who put this bottle on that table or did it appeared alone? Andrew Smith (goes to drink it) Stephen Druschke Films (First reads the tag) Andrina: "Drink Me". Hmm... Hope it's not poison. (sniffs) It isn't. It's strawberry. Andrew Smith (drinks it) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hmm... Andrew Smith (slurps) Stephen Druschke Films We'll continue next time. Andrew Smith Okay. What for? Stephen Druschke Films Going to the theater. Andrew Smith Okay. To see what? Stephen Druschke Films Early Man. Andrew Smith (2018)? Made By Aardman? Inspired by Chicken Run, Pirates in Adventures with Scientists, and Wallace and Gromit? Cool. Stephen Druschke Films Yes. We'll continue next time. Andrew Smith Yep. As long as we go on more film spoof travels, we'll continue next time. Wednesday, February 21, 2018 5:00 PM Stephen Druschke Films Let's continue now. Andrew Smith Alright. Stephen Druschke Films (Then shrinks) Andrew Smith (down to her side) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Whoa! Andrew Smith (falls) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I'm small. And I can fit through that door. What?! Locked again? Oh no. Andrew Smith (tries to open the door) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: What? Where's the key? Andrew Smith (looks around) Stephen Druschke Films (Looks up at the table) Andrew Smith (to find the key) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no. I left it up there. Andrew Smith (feels ashamed) Stephen Druschke Films (Tries to climb up the table) Andrew Smith (to the top) Stephen Druschke Films (But slips down) Andrew Smith (to the bottom) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Great. What'll I do now? Andrew Smith (tries to think) Stephen Druschke Films (Then gasps when she sees a cookie jar) Andrew Smith (and picks it up) Stephen Druschke Films (Looks in it) Andrew Smith (to find which cookies to eat) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: "Eat me"? How does these help? Andrew Smith (eats one of them) Stephen Druschke Films (Then grows in a giant) Andrew Smith Andrina: Whoops. Wrong one. Which one is the small one? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Huh? Oh no. I'm too big. It's no use now, I'll never get out ever. Andrew Smith (sighs sadly) Stephen Druschke Films (Then cries) Andrew Smith (in Pinkie Pie's voice) Stephen Druschke Films (Big tears were falling down) Andrew Smith (and splashing) Stephen Druschke Films (Flooding the room) Andrew Smith (until a bottom comes by) bottle Stephen Druschke Films Do you ever watch these Alice in Wonderland live action films? Not cross. Andrew Smith Yep. Of course. Stephen Druschke Films (Then she grabs it) Andrew Smith (and picks it up) Stephen Druschke Films (Then drinks it) Andrew Smith (to see if it tastes nice) Stephen Druschke Films (Then shrinks again) Andrew Smith (to her size) Stephen Druschke Films (And falls) Andrew Smith (with a splash) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Gosh. Wish I wouldn't cry too much. Andrew Smith (feels upset) Stephen Druschke Films (Then dives down to get the key) Andrew Smith (and grabs it) Stephen Druschke Films (Then swims to open the door) Andrew Smith (and successfully opens it) Stephen Druschke Films (When the water burst through the door) Andrew Smith (open) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Whoa! Andrew Smith (surfs) Stephen Druschke Films (Then the water dries up) Andrew Smith (all of a sudden) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina coughs and sputters) Andrew Smith (and dries herself off) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Aren't you wet too, Kitty? Andrew Smith (Kitty nods, saying guess so) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh, You poor toy. Andrew Smith (dries Kitty too) Stephen Druschke Films (She hears a squeak) Andrina: Huh? Andrew Smith (scratches his head) Stephen Druschke Films (Looks back and sees Robert naked) Andrina: Robert? Robert: I'm not Robert, I'm Mr. Mouse. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh! You've lost your clothes. Stephen Druschke Films Robert: Hello. My name is Mr. Mouse. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, Mr. Mouse. That's a nice name. But where are you clothes? Stephen Druschke Films Robert: I don't wear clothes. Anyway, Are you wet girl? Andrew Smith Andrina: Yeah, I'm wet. And I need a towel. Just to dry me and Kitty up. Stephen Druschke Films Robert: I don't have one. But there's one thing that can help you to get dried up, A caucus race. Andrew Smith Andrina: A caucus race? Apparently, it looks like I'm forced to do it. Stephen Druschke Films Robert: It'll be fun when you'll get dried up. Friends! Andrew Smith Andrina: Friends? What friends? Stephen Druschke Films (A parrot, An owl, A flamingo, A mole, A frog and a deer appeared) Andrew Smith (and ran) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh. These are your friends. Andrew Smith (seems delighted) Stephen Druschke Films Robert: Ready? Let's go! Andrew Smith (they obey) Stephen Druschke Films (Began the caucus race) Andrew Smith (as the song played) Stephen Druschke Films Robert: Forward, backward, inward, outward, Come and join the chase! Andrew Smith (the song plays on) Stephen Druschke Films All: Nothing could be drier Than a jolly caucus-race. Andrew Smith (the song plays on) Stephen Druschke Films All: Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top, Never a beginning There can never be a stop. Andrew Smith (they keep running) Stephen Druschke Films (To dry up) Andrew Smith (and keep warm again) Stephen Druschke Films (Song goes on) Andrew Smith (even more) Stephen Druschke Films All: Nothing could be drier then a jolly caucus race! Andrew Smith (they run more) Stephen Druschke Films (Song ends) Andrew Smith (and stops) Stephen Druschke Films Robert: You're all dried up now, Girl. (Leaves) Andrew Smith (Andrina feels all dried up) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Where did he leave to? Well, I'm dried up now. Aren't you dried up too, Kitty? Andrew Smith (Kitty nods) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Well, Now I can find that rabbit and tell him where he's going. Andrew Smith (runs in pursuit) Stephen Druschke Films (Just walks through the enchanted forest) Andrew Smith (to find out where Tyler is) Stephen Druschke Films (As she walked onward, She saw a house) Andrew Smith (nearby) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: A house. Andrew Smith (goes inside) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Nobody's home. Andrew Smith (goes inside) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Wonder who lives here? Andrew Smith (goes to have a walk) We'll continue when I come back from seeing Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Stephen Druschke Films Okay. Andrina: Oh, A cookie jar. Andrew Smith (picks up a cookie jar) Stephen Druschke Films (Looks in it) Andrew Smith (to find what's in it) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Yummy. Hope they won't mind if I do. Andrew Smith (chews some cookies) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Very good. Andrew Smith (eats the cookies so well) Stephen Druschke Films (Then she grows) Andrew Smith (bigger) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no, Not again. Andrew Smith (into a giant) Stephen Druschke Films (Gets squished in the house) Andrew Smith (and can't escape) Stephen Druschke Films (Her arm sticks out of the window) Andrew Smith (and wiggles) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh, Just great. Andrew Smith (sighs sadly) Stephen Druschke Films (Then Tyler came in) Andrew Smith (to see what was happening) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: I forgot my gloves at home. Huh? Yikes! Andrew Smith (jumps back) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: A giant in my house! Oh no! Andrew Smith (panics) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I knew this house is the rabbit's home. Andrew Smith (feels upset upon it) Stephen Druschke Films (Then the Dodo came in) Andrew Smith (to see what was wrong) Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: What the... What the heck is this? Andrew Smith (sees what's happening on it) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler's line. Andrew Smith Tyler: There's a monster in my cottage! Help me! Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: Hmm... Too difficult to get in. Just need someone to go down the chimney to get in. Andrew Smith Tyler: Of course. I'm sure it'll work. Stephen Druschke Films (Then Bill the Lizard came along with a ladder) Andrew Smith Tyler: Oh, look. Here comes Bill. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: Bill, Come here please. Andrew Smith Bill: Coming. Coming. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: Have you ever been down a chimney? Andrew Smith Bill: Why, yes, I have. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: Well, You better get on up there and head down the chimney. Andrew Smith Bill: With pleasure, boss. No worries. Stephen Druschke Films (He climbs up the ladder) Andrew Smith (to the top) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: What is going on? Andrew Smith Bill: Yeow! I've not seen a monster that size. Stephen Druschke Films (Bill went down the chimney) Andrew Smith Bill: Down I go. I'm not afraid. Stephen Druschke Films (Then chimney ash smoke poofed at Andrina) Andrew Smith Bill: Oops. Sorry about that. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Andrew Smith Bill: Uh-oh. She's going to burst. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Ah-choo! Andrew Smith Bill: (Wilhelm scream) I'm flying! Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: There goes Bill. Andrew Smith Andrina: Poor Bill. Hope he's okay. Stephen Druschke Films (Bill goofy hollered and crashes into the tool shed) Andrew Smith Bill: Ow. I've landed in the tool shed. Stephen Druschke Films (Tyler and Dodo rushed over to him) Andrew Smith (to see if he was okay) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: Bill? What happen? Andrew Smith Bill: I got blown out of the chimney and fell into the shed of tools. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: What's the monster look like? Andrew Smith Bill: Well, it looks like a girl, who wears a pink night dress, has a bow, and carries a toy cat. Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: Is she a cat? Andrew Smith Bill: Well, sort of, but a chinchella. Stephen Druschke Films chinchilla. Andrew Smith Bill: Well, sort of, but a chinchilla. Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: What'll we do now? Andrew Smith Bill: We'd better find a way to shrink her to get her out. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: Maybe we could... (Lights a match to smoke his pipe) Uh... We could... Andrew Smith Bill: Smoke her out? No, that won't work. She'll catch fire. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: We could.... Ow! Andrew Smith Tyler: Oh, no good. She'll burn down with the fire and turn into ashes. Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: I got it. We'll burn the house down. Andrew Smith Tyler: No, not my house. Anything but that. It'll burn down. Plus that poor girl! Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: It's the only chance. (Go gets some fire wood) Andrew Smith Tyler: Well, this looks like the end of the kid, but I'm sure she'll survive. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: This is ridiculous, I gotta find a way to get me small again quick. Andrew Smith (goes to get something to eat) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh, A garden. Maybe if I eat one of those veggies, I'll be back to normal. Andrew Smith Tyler: Hey! Don't eat any of my things, please. They're mine. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina pulls out a carrot from the ground) Andrew Smith Tyler: Hey, be careful with it. You'll have no idea what it tastes like. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina bites the carrot) Andrew Smith Andrina: Mmm... Tastes good. Stephen Druschke Films (She shrink into like an ant) Andrew Smith Andrina: Whoops. Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: What the... Andrew Smith Andrina: I'm just like an ant. Stephen Druschke Films (Hears the Dodo coming) Andrina: Gotta get outta her. here. Andrew Smith (flees in fright) Stephen Druschke Films (Leaves the house) Andrew Smith (and escapes) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: Oh my gosh! I'm late! Gotta go! Andrew Smith (flees) Stephen Druschke Films Dodo: What?! Monster is gone? Drat. Andrew Smith Bill: You don't have to burn the house down. It's all under control. Stephen Druschke Films (Later Andrina ran deeper through the grass) Andrew Smith (to find the rabbit) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Phew. That was close. I better find a way to get me back to my normal side then find the rabbit. Andrew Smith (goes to find something to eat to change herself back to normal) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Strange place. Crawling with bugs in this size. Andrew Smith (seems thoughtful) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: (Sniffs) I smell flowers. Andrew Smith (seems happy) Stephen Druschke Films (A butterfly landed on her nose) Andrina: Whoa. What a strange butterfly. A bread butterfly. Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films (Something zips around her) Andrew Smith Andrina: Whoa! Stephen Druschke Films (Horse neighs) Andrew Smith Andrina: A rocking horsefly! Stephen Druschke Films Rose: Exactly. Andrew Smith Andrina: What the--? A talking rose?! Stephen Druschke Films Rose: That's right. Andrew Smith Andrina: Yeow! I hope you're not scary. Stephen Druschke Films Rose: Am not. Snap-Dragon: We're nice. Daisy: And we all talk. Andrew Smith Andrina: Wow. Now that's what I call friendly flowers. Stephen Druschke Films Pansy: What garden do you come from? Andrew Smith Andrina: A garden full of flowers that smell nice. Stephen Druschke Films (Notice a weird thing) Andrina: What? Oh no. I don't come from any garden. Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films Daisy: Is she a wild flower? Andrina: No. I'm not a wild flower. Andrew Smith (folds her arms and turns her head in anger) Stephen Druschke Films Rose: Take it easy. Girl. Andrew Smith Andrina: Okay, okay. I'm not a wild flower, so I just like to go to a field of flowers. Stephen Druschke Films Snap-Dragon: Did you notice those pettles? Lilly: (sniffs) No fragrance. Andrew Smith Andrina: Hmm... (thinks) Stephen Druschke Films Petunia: Oh, Look at those stems. Andrina: Hey, Cut it out! I'm not a flower at all. Andrew Smith (taps her feet angrily) Stephen Druschke Films Rose: What? Snap-Dragon: She's nothing but a common moble valcarious. Flowers: Oh no! Andrew Smith Andrina: Uh-oh. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: A common what? Andrew Smith (scratches her head) Stephen Druschke Films Snap-Dragon: To put it bluntly. A weed. Andrew Smith Andrina: Hmph! As if I'd really look like this?! Stephen Druschke Films Daisy: Uh... Andrina: Well, I'm not... ...a weed! Andrew Smith (the flowers gasp) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: That's it! You flowers will regret for this. Goodbye. Andrew Smith (walks away) Stephen Druschke Films Daisy: Touchy. Andrew Smith Rose: What's her problem? Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina walks along) Andrew Smith (to find Tyler) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Dumb flowers. Think I am a flower? No, I'm not. Andrew Smith (scoffs) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Huh? Wow. Andrew Smith (sees things that make her puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films (Heimlich smoking) Andrew Smith (blows smoke) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Uh... Andrew Smith (taps Heimlich on the shoulder) Stephen Druschke Films (Heimlich looks at her) Andrew Smith Heimlich: Who are you? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Well, Uh... Andrew Smith Heimlich: And what's your name? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Well, Why don't you tell me you are first? Andrew Smith Heimlich: Why, I'm Heimlich, the caterpillar. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: It's Andrina. Andrew Smith Heimlich: Oh. I see now. What brings you here in Wonderland? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I hardly know. You see? I just came so many ways since this morning. Andrew Smith Heimlich: And you fell down a hole and went through a talking door? Stephen Druschke Films It doesn't talk. Andrew Smith Heimlich: You fell down a hole and went through a door. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Well, I just can't explain myself. Because I'm not myself. You know? Andrew Smith Heimlich: Oh, you poor thing. And I hear that you're searching for a rabbit, huh? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Yes. You know, I heard this poem. It goes... How does the little busy bee improve each sh... Andrew Smith (smoke appears) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina coughs) Andrew Smith (and splutters) Stephen Druschke Films Heimlich: No. No. No. That's not spoken correctly. Andrina: Then how does it go? Andrew Smith Heimlich: Well, let me show for example. Stephen Druschke Films (Shows smoke shapes) Andrew Smith Heimlich: See these examples? What are they? Stephen Druschke Films (He tells the peom) Andrew Smith (which makes Andrina read) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Never heard it that way before. Andrew Smith Heimlich: Never heard it? Well, looks like you'll need to learn how. Stephen Druschke Films (Blows smoke at her as she coughs) Andrew Smith Andrina: Holy smokes. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: (Groans) That does it. (Walks away) Andrew Smith (in disgust) Stephen Druschke Films Heimlich's line. Andrew Smith Heimlich: Hey, where are you going? Are you small as an ant? Stephen Druschke Films More then that. Wait! Come back! I have something important to say! Andrew Smith Heimlich: Hey, where are you going? Are you small as an ant? Wait! Come back! I have something important to say! Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina sighs) Andrew Smith Andrina: What is it now? Stephen Druschke Films Heimlich: Keep your temper? Andrina: That all? Andrew Smith Heimlich: And don't be too angry about it. To change yourself back to normal, here's a jar of cookies that you'll eat. Stephen Druschke Films No. No. Andrew Smith Whoops. Stephen Druschke Films Not cross. Andrew Smith Okay. Stephen Druschke Films And don't be too angry about it. To change yourself back to normal, One side will make you grow and the other side will make you shrink. Andrew Smith Heimlich: And don't be too angry about it. To change yourself back to normal, One side will make you grow and the other side will make you shrink. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: One and the other side of what? Andrew Smith Heimlich: One side makes you grow and the other makes you shrink, got it?! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: One and the other side of what?! Andrew Smith Heilmech: Eat one side to grow bigger and eat the other side to shrink! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Of what?! Heimlich: The mushroom, Of course! Andrew Smith (Andrina jumps back) Stephen Druschke Films Heimlich: Ahem. Sorry. Andrew Smith Andrina: Apology accepted on that. Stephen Druschke Films Heimlich: And remember that. They will help you. (Disappears) Andrew Smith (like magic) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Whoa. That's weird. Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films We'll continue next time. Andrew Smith Okay. Thursday, February 22, 2018 5:17 AM Stephen Druschke Films (Then she takes two pieces of mushroom on one side and the other side) Andrew Smith (to chew any side) Thursday, February 22, 2018 4:25 PM Stephen Druschke Films (Then she grows back to her normal size) Andrew Smith (again) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: At last. That's better. Better save these. Andrew Smith (saves them) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina went onward and sees a mansion) Andrew Smith (from nearby) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hmm... Wonder who lives here and tell me where can I find the rabbit? Andrew Smith (goes to see in it) Stephen Druschke Films (Footman hums) Andrew Smith (a tune) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina cames to the mansion): Excuse me, Sir. Who lives here? Footman: Why, This is the home of the Duchess. Andrina: Oh. Andrew Smith Footman: Come inside. I'm sure you'll find The Duchess. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina enters) Andrew Smith Footman: Make yourself comfortable if you'd like to. Stephen Druschke Films https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJcNIV3-2Us Emily: Pepper! Always pepper! Andrew Smith (as Andrina enters) Stephen Druschke Films Sandy: Please, Not too much. Andrew Smith Emily: Okay, Sandy. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina sneezes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw0aSnwkf94 Andrew Smith Emily: Bless you! Stephen Druschke Films (Bradley sneezes) Andrew Smith (so many times) Stephen Druschke Films Emily: More pepper! Andrew Smith (tries to find more pepper) Stephen Druschke Films (Psy smiles) Andrew Smith Andrina: And what is that leopard grinning at me for? Stephen Druschke Films Emily: Yeah, Right. Andrew Smith Andrina: He looks like he's grinning at me to give me a smile. Stephen Druschke Films Emily: Blah. Andrina: Excuse me. Are you the Duchess? Andrew Smith Sandy: Yes. I am. So what brings you here? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I'm Andrina Chinchella. Tell me. Why is your cat smiling at me for? Andrew Smith Sandy: Well, that's because he's a Cheshire Cat, who likes to grin. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh. Didn't know they always smile. Andrew Smith Sandy: What do you want, Andrina? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Actually, Why is there too many pepper that causing us to sneeze? Andrew Smith Sandy: Well, if you ever go near salt, you'll end up sneezing so many times. Stephen Druschke Films (Bradley cries) Andrew Smith (in Big Nose's voice from The Pink Panther) Stephen Druschke Films (Emily growls and tosses pots and pans at them) Andrew Smith (and ends up hurting them) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Don't do that. You almost hurt the baby's nose. Andrew Smith Sandy: Yeah. That's alright. It's just that he fears getting hurt. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Question is, Do you know a rabbit? And tell me where's he going? Andrew Smith Sandy: Oh, well, if I have seen, he's running late to see the others, so you might need a map to follow him and find out where he is going. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: And? Sandy: But I like to sing when talking. Music please. Andrew Smith Andrina: Okay. Stephen Druschke Films (Song starts) Andrew Smith (to play) Stephen Druschke Films Sandy's line. Andrew Smith Sandy: Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes, He only does it to annoy because he knows it teases. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina giggles) Andrew Smith Bradley: Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Stephen Druschke Films Emily: Gees. Andrew Smith Sandy: He only does it to annoy because he knows it teases. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Really? Andrew Smith Sandy: I speak severely to my boy, I beat him when he sneezes For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases. Stephen Druschke Films Bradley: Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Andrew Smith Sandy: For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hmm... Andrew Smith (Bradley continues Wow!) Stephen Druschke Films Emily: Oh man. Andrew Smith (sighs with worry) Stephen Druschke Films Sandy's line. Andrew Smith Sandy: You take care of Bradley now, Andrina. I've got an important job to do, but I'll be back. Stephen Druschke Films (She tosess Bradley to Andrina) Andrew Smith Andrina: Thanks. I'll take care of him. Stephen Druschke Films Emily: That's the last straw! Andrew Smith (tries to hurt Andrina and Bradley, who flee) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Better keep you safe. Andrew Smith (flees from Emily trying to hurt them) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina leaves the mansion) Andrew Smith (and escapes with Bradley) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Phew. That was close. Andrew Smith (feels safe) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina looks at Bradley and gasps) Andrew Smith (to see what is happening to him) Stephen Druschke Films (Oink) Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh my gosh! It's a pig! You'd better go free! Stephen Druschke Films (He let's the pig go) Andrew Smith (free) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Guess the Duchess with a pig now. Andrew Smith (seems pleased to let Bradley go) Stephen Druschke Films (Then suddenly Daggett and Norbert appeared in front of her) Andrina: Whoa! Andrew Smith (jumps back) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Dee and Dum? Andrew Smith Daggett: You got it right almost. It's Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: We're funny beavers. Andrew Smith Daggett: Anyway, what brings you here to Wonderland? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina; To find the rabbit. Nobert: Rabbit? We don't know a rabbit/ . Andrew Smith Andrina: You don't know what a rabbit even looks like, do you? Stephen Druschke Films Daggett: Nope. Why don't we play instead? How about hide and seek? Norbert: Or button button, Who's got the button? Andrew Smith Andrina: Button? What one? Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: Don't know that game. How about a story? Andrina: Sure. Andrew Smith Daggett: Yeah. Let's see what good ones we have. Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: How about... Both: The Walrus and the Carpenter? Andrina: The Walrus and the Carpenter? Andrew Smith Daggett: Yeah. That's a good story to tell. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: What's it about? Andrew Smith Daggett: Well, it's about two characters, and that's how the story begins. Stephen Druschke Films (The song begins) Andrew Smith (as two characters appear) Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: The sun was shining on the sea shining with all it's might, He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright. Andrew Smith Daggett: The moon was shining sulkily, Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done — "It's very rude of him," she said, "To come and spoil the fun." Stephen Druschke Films Not yet. Andrew Smith Oh. Sorry. Stephen Druschke Films Try again. Andrew Smith Okay. Please don't get cross at me. Daggett: And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night. Stephen Druschke Films I'm not. Now. Andrew Smith Alright. Daggett: And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night. The moon was shining sulkily, Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done —  "It's very rude of him," she said, "To come and spoil the fun." Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: The sea was wet as wet could be, The sands were dry as dry. You could not see a cloud, because No cloud was in the sky: No birds were flying overhead-- There were no birds to fly. Andrew Smith Daggett: The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand; They wept like anything to see Such quantities of sand: If this were only cleared away,' They said, it would be grand!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year. Do you suppose? Andrew Smith Ren: Do you suppose, That they could get it clear?' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: I dout it. Andrew Smith Ren: O Oysters, come and walk with us!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, Along the briny beach: We cannot do with more than four, To give a hand to each. Andrew Smith Daggett: The eldest Oyster looked at him, But never a word he said: The eldest Oyster winked his eye, And shook his heavy head — Meaning to say he did not choose To leave the oyster-bed. Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: But four young Oysters hurried up, All eager for the treat: Their coats were brushed, their faces washed, Their shoes were clean and neat-- And this was odd, because, you know, They hadn't any feet. Andrew Smith Daggett: Four other Oysters followed them, And yet another four; And thick and fast they came at last, And more, and more, and more — All hopping through the frothy waves, And scrambling to the shore. Stephen Druschke Films Both: The Walrus and the Carpenter Walked on a mile or so, And then they rested on a rock Conveniently low: And all the little Oysters stood And waited in a row. Andrew Smith Stimpy: The time has come,' the Walrus said, To talk of many things: Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax — Of cabbages — and kings — And why the sea is boiling hot — And whether pigs have wings.' Stephen Druschke Films Oysters: But wait a bit, Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat! Andrew Smith Ren: No hurry! Stephen Druschke Films Norbert: They thanked him much for that. Andrew Smith Oysters: But not on us!' the Oysters cried, Turning a little blue. After such kindness, that would be     A dismal thing to do!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: A loaf of bread," the Walrus said, "Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed. Andrew Smith Oysters: But not on us!' the Oysters cried, Turning a little blue. After such kindness, that would be     A dismal thing to do!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: The night is fine. Andrew Smith Norbert: Said The Walrus. Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: Do you admire the view? It was so kind of you to come! And you are very nice! Andrew Smith Norbert: The Carpenter said nothing but Ren: Cut us another slice: I wish you were not quite so deaf — I've had to ask you twice!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: It seems a shame, To play them such a trick, After we've brought them out so far, And made them trot so quick! Andrew Smith Daggett: The Carpenter said nothing but The butter's spread too thick!' Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: I weep for you. Andrew Smith Narrator: Said Stimpy. Stephen Druschke Films Ahem. Andrew Smith Narrator: Said The Walrus. Stephen Druschke Films Stimpy: I deeply sympathize. Andrew Smith Narrator: With sobs and tears he sorted out Those of the largest size, Holding his pocket-handkerchief Before his streaming eyes. Stephen Druschke Films Ren: O Oysters, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again? Andrew Smith Narrator: But answer came there none — And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one." Stephen Druschke Films (Song ends) Andrew Smith (and stops) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: They eaten them? Oh, That's terrible. Andrew Smith Norbert: Yeah. Such a sad story to hear the oysters got eaten. Stephen Druschke Films Daggett: But there's a morral in it. Andrew Smith Andrina: Really? What's that then? Stephen Druschke Films Daggett: I forgot. Andrina: Well, Will you excuse me? I must be going. Andrew Smith Norbert: Oh, well, off she goes. To find the rabbit we haven't a clue who he is. Stephen Druschke Films Daggett: But that was fun. Andrew Smith Norbert: Yep. So much fun talking with her. Stephen Druschke Films (Later) Andrew Smith (as Andrina walks along) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Which way now? Psy: Loss something? Andrina: (gasps) Who's there? Andrew Smith (looks around) Stephen Druschke Films Psy: Me. Andrina: You're the Duchess' Cheshire Cat. And you can talk? Andrew Smith Psy: Why, of course, I can. How did you get here? And what brings you here? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I'm looking for the rabbit. Which way should I go? Andrew Smith Psy: Well, here's a map you might want to take, it'll help you to find the rabbit. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Hmm... Psy: Well, If you want to know, He went that way. Andrina: Who did? Andrew Smith Psy: The White Rabbit, of course. He went that way. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: He did? Psy: He did what? Andrina: Went that way. Psy: Who did? Andrina: The rabbit. Psy: What rabbit? Andrina: But didn't you just say, I mean... Oh dear. Andrew Smith (goes that way to find Tyler) Stephen Druschke Films Psy: Can you stand on your head. Andrina: Oh! Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films Psy: If I find him, I'll ask the Mad Hatter. Andrina: Mad Hatter? Who's he? Andrew Smith Psy: Yeah. He's with the March Hare. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: March Hare? Psy: He's mad too. Andrina: I can't go along mad people. Andrew Smith Psy: Well, don't worry. They're only mad when they're cross, but are only friendly when you meet them. Stephen Druschke Films (He disappears) Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh well. Away I go. To find the two mad characters. Hope they don't get mad when they see me. Stephen Druschke Films (She came to a tea party) Andrew Smith (and saw two characters) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: This is the life. Andrew Smith Griff: Yeah. It sure is good. Stephen Druschke Films Griff's not a hare. Andrew Smith Who is a hare then? Rabbit? Stephen Druschke Films Ryan's line. Andrew Smith Ryan: Yeah. It sure is good. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Excuse me. Stephen Squirrelsky: Huh? Andrew Smith Andrina: Are you the Mad Hatter and the March Hare? We'll continue when I come back from Band Practice. Stephen Druschke Films Okay. Andrew Smith Never fear. Andrew Smith Now we'll continue. Stephen Druschke Films Yes. Andrew Smith Sure. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: A visitor. Yes we are. Come in and make yourself comfortable. Andrew Smith Andrina: Thanks. Don't mind if I do. Stephen Druschke Films (Fievel snores) Andrew Smith (in his sleep) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: That's the Doormouse. Andrew Smith Ryan: And he's taking a nap. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: So, What brings you here? Andrew Smith Andrina: Well, I'm looking for a white rabbit, who was running late. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Rabbit? I know him. The reason why he's late is that he works for the Queen of Hearts. Andrew Smith Fievel: Queen of Hearts?! Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Yes. Fievel: Oh. (Snores again) Andrew Smith Ryan: Well, if you're looking for the White Rabbit, he's probably coming now. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh. Then what an unusual birthday party? Ryan: What? Oh no. Girl, This is not a birthday party. Stephen Squirrelsky: Defiantly not. This is an Unbirthday party. Andrew Smith Andrina: An unbirthday party? Unbelievable! I can't believe this! Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Take it easy girl. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, right, sorry. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Speaking of party, This is gonna make me sing. (Song plays) Twinkle twinkle little bat, How I wonder what you're at. Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little bat, How I wonder what you're at. Andrew Smith (song continues) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Twinkle twinkle little bat, How I wonder what you're at. Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little bat, How I wonder what you're at. Andrew Smith (seems pleased) Stephen Druschke Films Fievel: Lovely. Andrew Smith Ryan: So clever too. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Does it suppose to be Star? Stephen Squirrelsky: Nonsense. Andrew Smith Ryan: Agreed. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down! Andrew Smith (we clean up the mess) Stephen Druschke Films No. No. Andrew Smith Oops. Stephen Druschke Films Try again. Not cross. Andrew Smith Ryan: Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Gees. Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Had any tea yet? Andrew Smith Andrina: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more... Stephen Druschke Films Ryan's line. Andrew Smith Ryan: Ahh, you mean you can't very well take less! Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Of course. You can take more then nothing. Andrew Smith Ryan: But I only meant that... Stephen Druschke Films Ahem. Andrew Smith Andrina: But I only meant that... Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Uh uh uh. Keep it inside of you. Andrew Smith Ryan: Yeah. I agree with Mad Hatter. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Now why did you come? Andrina: Well, It's this Cheshire Cat who told me... Fievel: CAT?! CAT! (Flees) Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh dang! Andrew Smith Ryan: Somebody stop him! He's getting away! Stephen Druschke Films (They pursue him) Andrew Smith (and manage to catch him) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: We got him! We got him! Andrew Smith Ryan: Now to spread jam on his nose. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Coming. Andrew Smith (puts jam on Fievel's nose) Stephen Druschke Films (Fievel calms down) Andrew Smith Fievel: Oh, thank heavens. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Phew. Girl, You know he's afraid of those to what you said. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, like the C word? Right. Got it. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: You were saying? Andrew Smith Andrina: Well, how did you invite me here for tea? Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: No. No. After you said that C word. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, I get it. The C word frightens The Doormouse, but I shouldn't say that. I'm sorry. Stephen Druschke Films (Stephen facepalms) Andrina: Oh yeah. That's when he told me to come here to ask you and I did. Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh. Andrew Smith Ryan: Well, if what she says is true, then maybe she is right. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Maybe let's do a riddle. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Andrew Smith Andrina: I don't know. What does it do? Stephen Druschke Films Ryan: It's a riddle. Andrew Smith Andrina: Ask me why a raven is like a writing desk. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: I beg your pardon? Andrew Smith Andrina: I'm trying to find out what the riddle is. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Say that again about that riddle. Andrew Smith Andrina: Can you please tell me what the riddle is? Stephen Druschke Films No. "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" Andrew Smith Andrina: Why is a raven like a writing desk? Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Why is a what?! Ryan: Careful, She start ravently mad! Andrew Smith Andrina: A raven like a writing desk? Why is he like a writing desk? Stephen Druschke Films Wrong line. Andrew Smith Andrina: Uh-oh. Looks like he's going to burst. Stephen Druschke Films No. No. Pay attention. Not cross. Andrew Smith Okay. No worries. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Why is a what?! Ryan: Careful, She start ravently mad! Andrew Smith Andrina: But it's your silly riddle! And you said-- Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Please stay away! Andrew Smith Ryan: How about a nice cup of tea? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Have a cup of tea indeed! But I'm sorry, I don't have the time! Goodbye! Andrew Smith (flees) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Gees. Andrew Smith Ryan: What's her problem? Stephen Druschke Films (Later) Andrew Smith (as Andrina walks along) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Dumb party, Who are they anyway? Andrew Smith (walks onward) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Who is this Queen of Hearts and how can I find her? Andrew Smith (goes onto the right path) Stephen Druschke Films (Then sees a door on a tree) Andrew Smith (from nearby and opens it) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina gasps): The Queen of Hearts' Garden. Andrew Smith (arrives) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Kitty, Have you never anything like it? Andrew Smith (Kitty scratches his head) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina looks around) Andrew Smith (to see how well the garden looks) Stephen Druschke Films (Then she sees Otto, Larry and Buck painting the white roses red) Andrew Smith (and seems pleased) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Excuse me. Andrew Smith Otto: Oh, look, guys. It's a small guy, and her toy kitty. They've come to visit us. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Why are you painting them red? Andrew Smith Larry 3000: Well, to make them look red, just like Bertie the Bus, James the Red Engine, Arthur, Skarloey, Rheneas, Knuckles, and other characters. Stephen Druschke Films Buck: Cause we planted white roses by mistake. Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, I see. Don't mind if I join in. Stephen Druschke Films (Fanfare) Otto: Uh oh, It's the Queen! Andrew Smith Larry 3000: We'd better take cover. Stephen Druschke Films (They take cover) Andrew Smith Buck: Shh! Here she comes. Stephen Druschke Films (Tyler blows the bugle) Andrew Smith (to make the Queen come) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: The rabbit. Andrew Smith (sees Tyler and gasps with amazement) Stephen Druschke Films (Anais came in) Andrew Smith (to see what was happening) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Hmm... Andrew Smith (looks at her red roses and blink) s Stephen Druschke Films (Touches it) Andrew Smith (and scratches her head) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED?! For that, Their heads will roll! Andrew Smith (they all gasp) Stephen Druschke Films Otto: No! It's not me! It's him! Andrew Smith Larry 3000: Not me! Him! Stephen Druschke Films Buck: No! Him! Andrew Smith Larry 3000: No! He did it! Stephen Druschke Films Anais: That's enough! Off with their heads! Andrew Smith Otto: We're doomed. Stephen Druschke Films (They get dragged away) Andrew Smith (and beg for mercy) Stephen Druschke Films We'll continue next time. Andrew Smith Okay. Friday, February 23, 2018 4:16 PM Stephen Druschke Films Andrew. Andrew Smith Now to continue. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Please, Miss. They're only... Andrew Smith Anais: And who are you? Stephen Druschke Films Max: Let me see. It really isn't a heart. Do you think it's a club? Andrew Smith Anais: Why, it's a sweet little darling girl. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Yes. I'm Andrina Chinchella. And I... Andrew Smith Anais: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. little sweetie. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty'! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Yes, Your majesty! Andrew Smith Anais: Now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I wanna know how to find my way home. Andrew Smith Anais: Your way? All ways here are my ways! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh. Sorry. Andrew Smith Anais: I'll ask the questions! Do you play croquet? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Yes. Andrew Smith Anais: Then let's begin the game! Stephen Druschke Films (Flamingos were brought out) Andrew Smith (and so were hedgehogs) Stephen Druschke Films (Anais grabs a flamingo) Andrew Smith (from nearby) Stephen Druschke Films (Anais does her preparation) Andrew Smith (to swing) Stephen Druschke Films (Then hits the hedgehog) Andrew Smith (so hard) Stephen Druschke Films (Hedgehog rolled through each ring) Andrew Smith (and scored some points) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Wow. Andrew Smith (seems delighted) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Now's your turn. Andrew Smith Andrina: Okay. Let's see if I can do it. Stephen Druschke Films (About to swing) Andrew Smith (but suddenly) Stephen Druschke Films (It bend) Andrew Smith (over) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Huh? Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films (Tries to make it swing but it gets more goofy then ever) Andrew Smith (and hard to handle) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh! Andrew Smith (tries to control it) Stephen Druschke Films (She gets tickled) Andrina: (laughs) Stop! Andrew Smith (tries to handle the flamingo) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Oh. This is ridiculous. Andrew Smith (facepalms) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: You dare want me to lose my head? Andrew Smith Anais: Only if you fail. Stephen Druschke Films Wrong line. "Flamingo: Uh huh." Andrew Smith Flamingo: Uh huh. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Well, I don't. Andrew Smith Anais: Well, then, get on with it. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina fights with the flamingo) Andrew Smith (so much) Stephen Druschke Films (Guards laugh then stop and look, Then cheered) Andrew Smith (to see what happened) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Huh? Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films (Then Andrina grabs the flamingo and swings it at the hedgehog) Andrew Smith (so hard) Stephen Druschke Films (That it rolled) Andrew Smith (through all the cards) Stephen Druschke Films (Guards laugh) Andrew Smith (with joy) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Not bad. Andrew Smith Andrina: I've done it. Stephen Druschke Films (Psy appeared) Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, look. It's the cat. He's on your back. Stephen Druschke Films Psy: So, How are you getting warned? Andrina: Not at all. Andrew Smith (Anais can't seem to notice Psy behind her) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I said: Not at all. Andrew Smith Anais: Uh, who are you talking to? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: The cat, Your majesty. Andrew Smith Anais: What?! Where? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: There. Andrew Smith Anais: Where abouts is he? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: There he is again. Andrew Smith Anais: Where is he like? Stephen Druschke Films Wrong line. Andrew Smith Anais: I warn you child, if I loose my temper, you loose your head, understand? Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina nods) Andrew Smith Psy: You know, we could make her really angry. Shall we try? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: No, No, No! Andrew Smith (Psy never listens) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: No, No, No! Andrew Smith (Psy refuses to listen) Stephen Druschke Films (Then) Andrew Smith (suddenly) Stephen Druschke Films (Anais tumbles) Andrew Smith (over) Stephen Druschke Films (THUD) Andrew Smith Anais: Ow. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no! Andrew Smith (gulps) Stephen Druschke Films Tyler: Oh my fur and whiskers! Andrew Smith Andrina: There he is. The White Rabbit. Stephen Druschke Films No. No. Andrew Smith Oh. Sorry. Stephen Druschke Films Max: Oh dear! Save the queen! Andrew Smith (the rescue to save the queen begins) Stephen Druschke Films Anais' line. Andrew Smith Anais: Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Off with her... Stephen Druschke Films Max: Excuse me. Can't she have a trial first? Andrew Smith Anais: Trial? Stephen Druschke Films Max: You know a little trial? Andrew Smith Anais: Hmm. Very well then. Let the trial begin! Stephen Druschke Films (Later) Andrew Smith Tyler: Huh... your majesty... members of the jury... loyal subjects... Stephen Druschke Films Max: Ahem. Andrew Smith Tyler: ...and the king. The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully... Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: But... Andrew Smith Tyler: ...and with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved... Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Never mind all of that! Get to the part where I lose my temper. Andrew Smith Tyler: Bwbwbwl... thereby causing the queen to loose her temper. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Gees. Andrew Smith Anais: Now, Ha ha... are you ready for your sentence? Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Sentence. There's suppose to be a verdic first. Andrew Smith Anais: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: But that ain't the way! Andrew Smith Anais: All ways are.. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Your ways. Andrew Smith Anais: Yes, my child. Off with her... Stephen Druschke Films Max: Excuse me. How about some whicnasis? Andrew Smith Anais: Oh, very well. But get on with it! Stephen Druschke Films Max: Shesh. Andrew Smith Tyler: The March Hare. Stephen Druschke Films (Ryan came in) Andrew Smith Max: Oh, oh, what do you know about this unfortunate affair? Stephen Druschke Films Ryan: Never knew her. Andrew Smith Max: Never knew her what? Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Never knew her at all?! Andrew Smith Ryan: Never knew her at all! That's what! Stephen Druschke Films Anais: That's very important! Jury, Write that down. Andrew Smith Andrina: Unimportant, your majesty means of course... Stephen Druschke Films Anais: SILENCE!! Andrew Smith Andrina: Sorry. Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Next. Andrew Smith Tyler: The doormouse. Stephen Druschke Films (Guards bring out a teapot) Anais: WELL?! Andrew Smith Fievel: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder... Stephen Druschke Films Not yet. Andrew Smith (they open it) Stephen Druschke Films Guards: Shh... Anais: Anything you know about this? Andrew Smith Fievel: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder... Stephen Druschke Films Anais: That's the most important thing I ever heard. WRITE THAT DOWN!! Andrew Smith All: Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Twinkle. Twinkle. Who's next? Andrew Smith Tyler: Mad Hatter! Stephen Druschke Films (Stephen came in) Andrew Smith (and arrived) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Whoa! Gosh. Andrew Smith Anais: Off with your hat! Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh my. Andrew Smith Max: And eh... where were you when this horrible crime was committed? Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: I always had a tea party when I met her. You see? Andrew Smith Max: A tea party? I can't believe this. Stephen Druschke Films Anais: That's important. Andrew Smith (seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina gets sneaky that she eat one side of a piece of mushroom) Andrew Smith (and grows) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Huh? (gasps) Andrew Smith (when she sees Andrina as a giant) Stephen Druschke Films (Guards tries to harm her) Andrew Smith (but ends up being knocked over) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Ooh. I'm not afraid of you. You're nothing but a pack of cards. Andrew Smith (picks up the cards) Stephen Druschke Films (Guards gasps) Andrew Smith Anais: Holy shoot! That girl has turned into a giant! No wonder! Stephen Druschke Films Max's line. Rule 42: All Andrew Smith Max: Rule forty-two: all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: I'm not my height and I'm not leaving. Andrew Smith Anais: Hehehe... sorry! Rule forty-two, you know. Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh yeah? Look at my kitty. Andrew Smith Anais: Yeow! Giant kitty! Stephen Druschke Films (She covers her eyes) Andrew Smith (and hides) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Your majesty, Huh? Well, You're not really a queen. You're a fat pompous bad tempered old ty... Andrew Smith Anais: Hmhmhmhm... and uh... what were you saying, my dear? Stephen Druschke Films Not yet. Andrew Smith (Anais is unaware of this) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina shrink to normal): Tyrant. Andrew Smith Anais: Hmhmhmhm... and uh... what were you saying, my dear? Stephen Druschke Films Psy: She really said that you're a fat pompous bad tempered old tyrant! (Laughs) Andrew Smith Anais: Off with her head! Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no! Andrew Smith Max: You heard her. Off with her head. Stephen Druschke Films (Tyler blows the bugle) Andrew Smith (to tell everyone to cut off Andrina's head) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina ran) Andrew Smith (to make her escape) Stephen Druschke Films (Guards chased her) Andrew Smith (and tried to stop her) Stephen Druschke Films (They ran through the maze) Andrew Smith (to catch her) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina ran over the cards) Andrew Smith (with a splat) Stephen Druschke Films (Anais ran over the cards too) Andrew Smith (with a squash) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina tumbles) Andrew Smith (over) Stephen Druschke Films All: Forward, Backward, Inward, Outward, Here we go again, No one ever loses and no one can ever win. Andrew Smith (Andrina speeds on) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Off with her head! Off with her head! Andrew Smith Andrina: Noooooooo! Keep away! Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Just a moment! You can't leave the tea party without having a cup of tea! You know? Andrew Smith Andrina: No way! No tea! No thank you! Stephen Druschke Films Ryan: But we're serious! You must join us in a cup of tea! (They fell in a tea cup) Andrew Smith (with a splash) Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina swims) Andrew Smith (for shore) Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Off with her head! Andrew Smith Andrina: Stay away! Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina ran to the door) Andrew Smith (and tried to get through) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Oh no. It's locked again. Andrew Smith (tries to find the key) Stephen Druschke Films (Peeks through the keyhole and see herself sleeping) Andrew Smith Andrina: Why, that's me. Stephen Druschke Films (Andrina snores) Andrew Smith Andrina: I must escape! Stephen Druschke Films Anais: Don't let her get away! Off with her head! Andrew Smith Andrina: Come on. Open up. (tries to get the key) Stephen Druschke Films (Notice) Andrina: Andrina, Wake up! Please wake up! Andrew Smith (opens the door and escapes in her dream) Stephen Druschke Films (And went down a hypnotized portal) Andrew Smith (to escape) Stephen Druschke Films (Back to Andrina who's still sleeping) Andrew Smith (and is taking a dream) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Andrina? Andrew Smith Andrina: (yawns) Oh what a dream I've had. My. Well, me and Kitty must have dozed off. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: What? Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, hi, Stephen. Say you must have woken me up. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh. Andrina: I saw you as the Mad Hatter. Stephen Squirrelsky: What? Andrew Smith Andrina: And Ryan as The March Hare. Stephen Druschke Films (Bradley scratches his head) Andrew Smith Andrina: Oh, hi, Bradley, you must have been the one, who's turned into a pig since Sandy was holding you. Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Sandy? Andrew Smith Andrina: Yeah, I saw Fievel as The Dormouse, Robert being naked without clothes, Tyler being the White Rabbit, and others. Stephen Druschke Films (Everyone that was in Andrina's dream came in) Andrew Smith (inside a thought bubble above Andrina's head) Stephen Druschke Films Andrina: Anais was the Queen of Hearts, Max is the King of Hearts and more. Andrew Smith (Bradley seems puzzled) Stephen Druschke Films Stephen Squirrelsky: Well, What a dream. It's sunset, Let's head home. Andrew Smith Andrina: Yeah. I really want to go on more of TheTrainBoy43DisneyStyle's spoofs since I haven't met any characters in this spoofs yet. Stephen Druschke Films (They leave) Andrew Smith (as the film ends) Stephen Druschke Films THE END. Andrew Smith A FILM PRODUCTION Stephen Druschke Films Good. Andrew Smith Great.