Pandbo/Transcript

(One day at the Squirrel Theater) (which is ready for the next performance) (Sign saying "Pandbo") (which is now going to play) Panda: But I'm too old to play like Dumbo. Floral: Listen, Panda. Even though you're a fan of spoof travels, we'll be more Squirrel Theater plays and more spoof traveling, because Edward will be in this, along with Casey Jones. Panda: Oh. Okay. Floral: That's a good love interest to me. Now you're really starting to talk. Because Andrew likes trains and boats best of all. Danny: Quiet, Everyone. Quiet on the set. Stanz: Ready. Einstein: This broadway special is ready to start. Alvin: So please remain seated. Simon: Lights, Camera.... Action. Theodore: Let's begin. Danny: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the Squirrel Theater. Stanz: We're the Cuties (band). Einstein: We are going to introduce to you it's next feature play. Tyler: You know what it's called, yes? Fluffers: Pandbo. Ryan: That's right. Alvin: As you see, Stephen and Sandy had adopted Bradley 2 years ago and Waldo and Jingle adopted Ellie when this year began. Now Owen and Priscilla was now got Kessie, Chris and Angelina have gotten Alan and Zayne, Amanda and Tails now have Penny and Tongueo and Penny now have Luke. Ian: And now Bunnie and Winter will have two kids since they got pregnant during spoof traveling. Tyler: But now enjoy the play, Pandbo. Ryan: Since Edward and Casey Jones are going to be in it. (Applause) Ian: Now the film will begin. (They depart) Alvin: And off goes the next play. (Curtains opens) (like magic) Anna: This will be cute and beautiful. Melman: Yeah. Especially the train part. (Thunderclaps) (rain pours) Mario: Through the snow and sleet and hail... through the blizzard, through the gale... through the wind and through the rain... over mountain, over plain... through the blinding lightning flash... (thunder flashes) Mario: And the mighty thunder crash... (thunderbolts clash) Mario: ever faithful, ever true... nothing stops him. He'll get through. (rain pours) (Suddenly it stops and something fly past like a plane) (in the sky) (Ernest Jr flies through the sky) (like a bird in the sky) Cuties: Look out for Mr. Stork That persevering chap He'll come along and drop A bundle in your lap You may be poor or rich It doesn't matter which Millionaires, they get theirs Like the butcher and the baker So look out for Mr. Stork And let me tell you, friend Don't try to get away He'll find you in the end He'll spot you out in China or he'll fly to County Cork So you better look out for Mr. Stork (his minions follow) (Ernest Jr. points down there) (to the bottom) (The minions flies down) (to the zoo) (They drop the bags) (to the bottom) (They parachuted down) (below) (One landed near Jigglypuff) (who saw it) (Jiggly gasps in surprise) (when she sees her baby) (Then another landed near her) (and another one) (Then another landed near Azumarill) (who was happy) (Then another landed near Squirtle with a splash) (and splish) (Then a group of Pichus landed near Pikachu) (who was impressed) Cuties: Look out for Mr. Stork He's got you on his list And when he comes around It's useless to resist Remember those quintuplets and the woman in the shoe Maybe he's got his eye on you (song plays more) (Then a Togepi came to land) (safely) (Mrs. Smoochie was waiting for his kid) (and was very patient) (A bag floated down but landed into someone else's area) (then left Mrs. Smoochie) (Then another floated down) (to reach her) (But it landed into another area) (with someone else waiting) (Mrs. Smoochie looks at the sky) (and sighs) Mrs. Smoochie: Oh dear. (feels a little worried) Mario: Poor Mrs. Jumbo. Ashame that she didn't got her baby that night. Luigi: Oh, Mario, when will she ever get her kid? Mario: Shh... We're narrating. Luigi: Oh, sorry, Mario. Of course we're narrating. Mario: But then the next day. (train whistle blows) Luigi: The circus gang we're preparing to set off for their circus show as they pack up Casey Jr. (a circus train is waiting to be coupled up) (The pokemons were in their cages) (being carried on some freight cars) (They push a car onto the train) (that contains an orange tan Express coach, white flatcar carrying white square box, white flatcar carrying two brown square boxes, long brown boxcar, orange cattle car, white flatcar carrying long grey square box, long grey boxcar, white flatcar carrying two white square boxes, two grey boxcars, green and yellow Express coach, and black caboose) (Floral, Blossom, Katrina and Mrs. Smoochie gets into the car) (and as Bubbles, Buttercup, Emily, Sheila, and Alice climb aboard too) (Mrs. Smoochie looks at the sky) Mrs. Smoochie: Oh, it looks like my baby's not coming yet. Belle: Keep moving. Mrs. Smoochie: Okay. Fine. I'll jump aboard. (They get in as Belle gets stuck) (and ends up getting pushed aboard) (CRASH) (Belle is pushed in and closes the door) (Crowd laughs) Belle's Voice: (inside the train car) That's better. Professor Dick: All aboard! All aboard! Edward: All aboard! Let's go! Casey Jones: Let's get going. (Edward backs up and couples up to his train by getting coupled to his coach, cars, other coach, and caboose) (Engines starts) Edward: Sure thing, good lad. (Edward bumps into the other cars) (that hit the buffers) (Bumps back) (and crashes into Edward's tender) Edward: WHOOHOO!! (starts up and speeds off into the distance while hauling his circus train) Sophia: There it goes. Isabella Precious: Look at Edward go. (Song begins) (and plays as Edward speeds on) Nature + Imagine: Casey, Jr.'s comin' down the track Comin' down the track With a smoky stack Hear him puffin' comin' 'round the hill Casey's here to thrill Every Jack and Jill Graffiction (band): Every time his funny little whistle sounds. (Train whistles) Eds: Everybody hurries to the circus grounds. Time for Lemonade and Crackerjack, Casey Jr's back, Casey Jr's back. Mario: And off it goes into the city of lights. Luigi: What a good engine Edward is. Mario: But meanwhile. Luigi: Up in the skies. (Dexter flies along) (with something in his bag pack) Secret Squirrel: Hey, That's not a bird. Penny Squirrel: Why, that's Dexter, Boy Genius, who's flying an X-Wing. (Dexter came for a land on a cloud) (to stop his X-Wing on it) (He sighs) (with relief) Dexter: Oof... Well. Now let's see where we are. (The bag sinks into the cloud) Dexter: Oops. (GRAB) Dexter: (puts it in the x-wing) Got it. (Dexter pulls out his map) Dexter: Okay. Let's see. (The x-wing is about to tilt on it's side) Dexter: Oops. Stay still, could you? (Dexter looks at the map) Dexter: According to the map, we should be here somewhere. Since we left the hospital, I hope we know where we're at. (Looks at the train lines) Dexter: Now where should the train be at? It's here somewhere. (Train whistles) Dexter: Aha! That sounds like the one we're looking for! (Train whistles) Dexter: Now we know where we're going to. Let's get going. (The x-wing was upside down) Dexter: Uh-oh. Turn around. (Puts it right side up and gets in it) Dexter: And away we go. (He swoopes down) (and flies down toward the train) (Dexter jumps out of the x wing and onto the train) (and makes his way over the train cars toward Edward) (Dexter carries the bag and walks over the cars) Dexter: Mrs. Jumbo? Hello? Are you here somewhere? Answer me! Speak up! (Looks down a sun roof) Dexter: Are you in there? (ROAR) Dexter: (jumps back and screams in a Wilhelm scream) Aaah! (Crowd laughs) Don Sylvester: That sure was funny of Dexter to choose the wrong car on the train. (Dexter grins) Dexter: I guess this is the wrong train car I've peered into. (He goes onward) Dexter: Any sign of Mrs. Jumbo? Girls: Yohoo! Dexter: Ah! That must be them! Belle: This way, Boy. Floral: In here. In here. Katrina: Yohoo. Blossom: Come on! (Dexter came in) Buttercup: About time. Dexter: Which one of you is Mrs. Jumbo? Emily: Not me. Belle: Certainly not. Over there. Of course. Sheila: Give it to her. Mrs. Smoochie: That's me. Alice: Give to her. (Dexter stands next to Mrs. Smoochie then pulls out a book) Dexter: Here is a baby with eyes of blue straight from heaven right to you. Mrs. Smoochie: Okay. Dexter: Or, straight from heaven, up above, here is a baby for you to love. Mrs. Smoochie: Oh. Dexter: Yes. Now sign this, please. (Mrs. Smoochie cross an X on it) Dexter: Thank you so much. Just what I've wanted. (Mrs. Smoochie was about to open the sack) (when suddenly) Dexter: Hold it. Before you open it, a song you'll like. (Dexter blows the music pipe) (and sings My Little Buttercup by Film Favorites) (The girls move to the music) (and sing and dance to it) (But Dexter doesn't know it's name) Dexter: What should his name be? Mrs. Smoochie: Jumbo... Jr. Dexter: Oh. Right. Let's continue the song. (Blows the music pipe) (and continues to sing Favorite Films - My Little Buttercup) (Suddenly a mail lampost hook caught Dexter) Dexter: Yeow! (Falls off the train) (and is left behind) (Song ends) (and stops) Mrs. Smoochie: Now then. Bubbles: Opening the present you're at. Belle: This a proud proud day. Buttercup: I'm very excited. Katrina: I'm just dying to see. Blossom: I can't wait. (Mrs. Smoochie opens the sack) Alice: This should be amusing. (Panda was seen) Sheila: Oh! He looks small and sweet. Emily: My. My. Mrs. Smoochie: He's the best son I've seen. (Panda looks at Mrs. Smoochie) (who smiles at him) Panda: Mama. Mrs. Smoochie: Oh, he just said his first word, and guess what? He called me Mama. (Panda looks at the other) (females, who are delighted) (Sophia giggles): Panda's such a big baby like that. Isabella Precious: Sure is a lovely boy and love of Floral Rugg. Cliff: (laughs) What a bear. Lube: Hey! I heard that! Shriek: Shh... Don't wanna get busted. Rancid: We're in the audience. Lube: Oh. Sorry. Don't wanna be kicked out. Shriek: As long as we don't get caught. Katrina: Did you ever seen anything cuter? Sheila: He sure is a sweet little panda. Belle: Coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy. Alice: Careful now. (Panda was about to sneeze) (but was covered by Floral's hand to stop) Crowd: Phew. Floral: That'll stop him. Panda: At-choo! Blossom: Bless you. (They gasps in shock) Bubbles: Oh no! Belle: Is it possible? Buttercup: Is there some mistake? Alice: What's wrong like? Blossom: Just look at those... Th... E-A-R-S. Katrina: What a temper! Floral: What did I do? Tell me did I say anything? Bubbles: How rude. Belle: Perfectly harmless remark. Buttercup: Not too harsh. Shelia: After all who cares about her precious little Jumbo? Blossom: Jumbo? You mean Dumbo? Katrina: Dumbo! (they laugh) (Mrs. Smoochie was angry) (and locked them tight) All: Ow! (SHUT) (Mrs. Smoochie dusted her hands off) (and hugged her son)) Mrs. Smoochie: There. There. I'm sorry. (Panda kisses her) Crowd: Aww... Sylvester: Good job, Mrs. Smoochie. Mario: I bet all of you can laugh at Dumbo's ears, But not Mrs. Jumbo. Luigi: Yeah. Very funny it is. (Panda yawns) (and hugs into his mom) Mrs. Smoochie: Night, Jr. Panda: Night, Mama. (Edward trains onward) (into the mountains) (He goes up a hill) (and begins the long climb) Edward: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Casey Jones: I'd better stoke the furnace with coal. Edward: I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could, I... Whoohoo! (Casey Jones stokes Edward's furnace with coal with his coal shovel) (He went down the hill) (at a high speed) Mario: Casey Jr. kept going through the night until I arrived at a town. (Casey shuts off steam and applies the brakes) (Edward stops) (and comes to a complete stop) (Cars bumps into each other) (and crashes) (Girls bumps into the wall) (as do the rest of the gang) (Meowths bumped into the wall) (as did humans) (Panda peeks out the window) (to see that they've stopped) (Rain pours down) (down) (Edward steams off) (back to the engine shed to have a rest after being uncoupled) (Girls comes out of the car) (with Mrs. Smoochie and Panda following) Mrs. Smoochie: Come on, Sonny. Panda: Coming, Mom. (Workers came out) (and began to work) (Song begins) (and plays) Graffiction: Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike!

We work all day, we work all night We never learned to read or write We're happy-hearted roustabouts

Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike!

When other folks have gone to bed We slave until we're almost dead We're happy-hearted roustabouts

Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike! Ugh! Hike! Cuties: We work all day, We get our pay, And when we do, We throw our pain away, We get our pay as long as we work all day during circus day. (Panda tries to help out too) Cuties: We get our pay, At children's day, At happy hearted circus day, Compared. Graffiction: Muscles achin' Back near breaking Eggs and bacon what we need (Yoses: Yes, sir!) Nature + Imagine: Force men houses, Be on lookouts, Forces for the dreams. Cuties: There ain't no let up Must get set up Pull that canvas! Drive that stake! Want to doze off Get them clothes off But must keep awake Eds: Hup! Two! One! Too! Won! Toot! (Thunderclaps and Panda hides) Panda: Yeow! (Quivers with fear) (as his teeth chatter) (Girls hold onto the ropes) (and pull with all their might) (Trying not to have the tent blow away into the sky) (and struggle to hold them down) Graffiction: Swing that sledge! Sing that song! Work and laugh the whole night long You happy-hearted roustabouts! (the job is completed) Cuties: Pullin', poundin', tryin', groundin' Big top roundin' into shape Keep on working! Stop that shirking! Grab that rope, you hairy ape! Eds: Pounding pounding pounding pounding pounding. Nature + Imagine: Poundin', poundin', poundin', poundin', P, P, P, P, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww. (their work is done) (Morning came) (at last) (The circus was all put up) (and ready for performing) (Applause) All: Hooray! (The parade scene was shown) (and marching on by) Professor Dick: Thank you! Thank you all! All: You're welcome! (Band plays) (louder) (Pokemons were seen) (marching along) (Clowns were seen) (following them) (Crowd laughs) (at them) (Girls marched along) (humming) (Panda follows along) (at the end) (Crowd laugh) (at Panda) Panda: Uh... (runs) (But then trips) (and now splashes) (Right into the mud puddle) (and gets all wet) (Crowd laughs harder) (at poor Panda) (Panda sputters and coughs) (out some mud) (Curtain closes and opens to the next scene) (where Mrs. Smoochie is given her son a bath) (Panda laughs) (as Mrs. Smoochie scrubs him all over) (With suds) (and soap) (Then splash) (soak) (Panda gurgles) (and rinses) (Panda swims around) (in the water) (Mrs. Smoochie takes him out of the tub) (and dries him up with lots of towels) (Panda sighs) (with happiness) (Panda skips around) (with joy) (Panda does a silly face at her mommy) (who laughs) (Mrs. Smoochie done a goofy face) (at Panda, who chuckles) (Panda hides behind her) (and has fun with her) (Mrs. Smoochie looks back) (and tries to catch her son) Panda: Peek-a-boo. Mrs. Smoochie: I see you. (TOUCH, Panda jumps and runs around) (in circles) (Panda peeks) (to see if he is safe) (TOUCH) (Panda gasps) (He runs then trips on his ears and falls to the ground) (with a Wilhelm scream) (Mrs. Smoochie gasps) (in shock) (Panda looks at mommy and smiles) (and forces her to smile too) (She picks him up) (and plays with him) Mrs. Smoochie: I love you, Jr. Panda: Me too, Mommy. (Then they hear the humans coming) (and gasp) Man: Step right up and get your tickets. Hurry now. (the kids appear) Panda: Hmm... (seems delighted) (Kids laugh at Panda) (who is surprised) Lampwick: Ain't that the funniest bear you ever saw? Look at his ears. All: Very funny ears. Lampwick: He looks like a rabbit. Or a panbit or a bunda. (Laughs) (Panda is annoyed) (Panda wags his ears) (at Lampwick) (Mrs. Smoochie was disappointed) (about this) (She takes Panda away from the kids) (and hides him) Kid: You can't hide him from us. Kid: Yeah. Never a chance. (Lampwick grabs Panda) (and blows at him) Panda: Ah! Mrs. Smoochie: Here! What's the game?! Huh? (Lampwick pulls on his ear) (and lets go with a loud ping!) Mrs. Smoochie: STOP THAT! Lampwick: Now we're in for it. (Mrs. Smoochie prepares to attack) Lampwick: Incoming! Dick: Children, What's going on? Lampwick: She's bonkers! (Mrs. Smoochie roars) Lampwick: Let's get out of here! Dick: Down! Mrs. Jumbo down! (Mrs. Smoochie refuses) (WHIP) Mrs. Smoochie: Ooh! Dick: Surround her! Guards: Got it, boss. Dick: Hold her down! Guards: Yes, Sir. (Panda backs away) (and hides behind his mom) (Mrs. Smoochie gets attacked) (and tries to escape) (A rope goes around her neck, CHOKE) Mrs. Smoochie: Ow! (Panda covers his eyes) (and shivers and shakes) (Guard grabs Panda) Panda: Oh! Help! Go away! (Gets dragged away) Panda: Mama! Mrs. Smoochie: Hey! Sonny! Oh, sonny! No! Come back! (Was about to go after him) (but was stopped) (WHACK) (CLANG) (Guards Wilhelm screamed) (Goofy Hollered) (WHIP) (BONK) Dick: Hold her down! Guards: Sure. Dick: Calm down! Guards: Calm her down. Dick: Tie her down! Guards: We will. (Then suddenly Dick gets picked up) Dick: Uh-oh. (Then toss) Dick: Yipes! (SPLASH) Dick: Brr... It's cold. (Crowd laugh) (at poor Dick) (Scene goes dark) (suddenly) Mario: Unfortunately, Mrs. Jumbo never manage to break free. Luigi: (saddened) I guess you're right. And I'm sure that she'll never see poor Dumbo again. (sobs) And it's all her fault. (Scene became bright) (like magic) (A car was seen) (coupled to a wagon and three caravans) (Sign saying "Danger: Mad Panda") (Mrs. Smoochie feels depressed) (And heartbroken) (about her son) (When she's all chained up) (and locked up) (Later to Panda) (who is upset) (He sobs) (in Little Toot's Mel Blanc voice) Panda: Mommy. (wipes a tear) (Meanwhile, The girls were talking) (and complaining about the funny parts) Katrina: Oh dear. I can't bare it. When she dout the Ringmaster, I just thought I die. Floral: Yeah. That was so funny. She was just a little crazy. Belle: After all, One mustn't forget one little lady. Blossom: Yeah. Same here. Bubbles: I suppose that's mother love. Buttercup: Since she's now had her son since then. (Another Meanwhile) (with someone however) (Rikochet came in) Rikochet: Talk, talk, talk. Never let me eat in peace. (Cracks open a peanut) (and eats its content) (Girls still talking) (to annoy Rikochet) Emily: So what? Alice: Girls. I just heard today that they put her in solitary confinement. Belle: No! Sheila: It's all the fault of that little F-R-E-A-K. Floral: Yeah. Only a mother can love them. (They laugh) (to bother Rikochet) (Rikochet looks at Panda) (who is upset) Rikochet: What's up with those ears? I think they're lovely. Isabella: Yes. Really cute to me. Sylvester: So beautiful, to be exact. Belle: Ladies. Ladies! It's no laughing matter at all. Katrina: Anything else to matter than that? Belle: Don't forget that we animals has always walked with dignity. His disgrace is our own shame. Floral: Plus his mom? Shelia: Oh dear. Alice: Oh my. Blossom: Well frankly, I wouldn't even eat the same food with him. Bubbles: What can go wrong next? Buttercup: Don't matter. Katrina: Nothing at all. (Panda comes to them) (and tries to enter) Shelia: Here he comes now. Alice: Anything we can do? Belle: Hmph. Pretend you don't see him. Shh... All: Got it. (They ignore him) Panda: Huh? (scoffs) Penny: Hey, That wasn't nice. Rikochet: Oh. Picking on a little guy. That's a pity. (Panda sadly walks away) Rikochet: Poor little fella. (Rikochet feels sorry for him) Rikochet: I feel sorry for that poor guy. (Then scoffs at the girls) Rikochet: I'll do something to this. (Goes to the girls) Alice: A MOUSE!!! Sheila: Oh shoot! (All screamed) (in Timon, Pumbaa, Ed, Eddy, Wilhelm, Mr. Toad, Ichabod, Luke Skywalker, and Crash's voices) (Rikochet raspberries) Katrina: Nice mouse. Rikochet: So you like to pick on little guys, Huh? Why don't you pick on me? Blossom: Um... No? (Rikochet whistles) Bubbles: Whoo! (He wiggled his nose) Buttercup: Hey! Rikochet: A proud race. Over stuffed haybags! (Emily hangs onto a ladder) Emily: Oh no! (BREAK) Emily: Oh my. (Crowd laugh) (at the girls) (Rikochet walks away) (after teaching the girls manners) (Girls stared at them) (suddenly) Rikochet: BOO! Alice: Hey! Rikochet: (giggles) Still afraid of a mouse. (carries on)