The Great Kallina/Transcript

https://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Anastasia/Movie?id=2023 (Music box plays) (a musical tune) Stephen Squirrelsky presents (Stephen Squirrelsky Presents) A What An Animal Movie (A What An Animal Movie) (Music box ended) (and stopped) (Georgina puts it in her bag and went on her way) (to reach her goal) England, 1975 Narrator: This is a story of a time, that is not very long ago, when we have lived in an enchanted world of elegant palaces and grand parties. (Coach goes along) Narrator: Now this story begins in 1975, which is the year, that my son is the Ruler of England. (Inside the palace, Everybody danced) (and sang) Georgina: Hello, Darling. (someone comes up) Narrator: We were celebrating the 50th anniversary of our royal family. (the 50th anniversary is going to be celebrated) (Kallina came up to Georgina) (and hugged her) Narrator: and that night, no star burned brighter than that of our sweet Kallina, my youngest granddaughter. (Oliver came in watching them) (and gasped) Narrator: She begged to me not to return to America, But I got her a special gift that'll make the separation easier for both of us. (a musical box is seen) (Kallina gasps in surprise) (and hugs the musical box) Kallina: For me? Is it a jewelry box? Oliver: Hmm... Servant: Come along, Oliver. You're going to the kitchen.

(Servant dragged him away) Oliver: Oh! Oh! (they're gone) Georgina: Look. (opens the box) (It plays music) (so beautifully) Kallina: It plays our Lullaby. Georgina: You can play it at night before you go to sleep. And pretend that it’s me singing. (Music keeps going) (like Dr. Hook's When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman) Georgina: All the wind, Cross the sea, Hear this song and remember. Both: Soon you’ll be home with me once upon a December. (Music ends) (and stops) Georgina: Read this. Kallina: "Together in America". Really? Oh, Grandmama. (They hugged) (and kissed)

Narrator: A little later... (An evil weasel came to the palace) (and approached) Narrator: But that's when the trouble began. As we were about to go to America, a dark shadow arrived and came to see us. His name was Victor Tragicton. And sorcerers are mean baddies. Jasper III: How dare you return to the palace? Victor Tragicton: But I am your confidante. Jasper III: Confidante. Ha! You are a traitor! Get out! Victor Tragicton: You don't think you think you can banish the Great Victor Tragicton, don't you? By the unholy powers vested in me. I who will banish you with a curse. (Kallina and Oliver gasps) Victor Tragicton: Mark my words. You and your family will surrender within the fortnight. I will not rest until I see the HEROES OF ALL ENGLAND JOIN ME ON THE DARK SIDE. (ZAP) Victor Tragicton: You will join me or die or get arrested. (Chandelier falls) (and crashes)

Narrator: Flashback. (Victor create some magic) Narrator: In the flashback, this tells you on how Victor sold his soul to the power of the dark side. Now he's becoming more powerful than you expect. (His soul was sold) (to the dark side) (A powerful reliquary appears) Narrator: Uh-oh. Looks like he's up to his no good tricks. Victor: Go fulfill your dark purpose and sealed that ruler King and his family once and for all. Narrator: Now that his powers were revealed with his soul sold, Victor sent his minions to destroy us all and would have us all arrested to join the dark side. (Minions unlocked the gate) (and went to enslave the heroes) (GUNSHOTS) (BAM!) (Statue falls) (and crashes apart) Kallina: Help! Help! Jasper III: Hurry, children. Kallina: My music box! Georgina: Wait, darling. Come back. Hold it. (She ran to her room and gets her music box) (and put it in her pocket) (Georgina came in) (and pulled her granddaughter with her) (GUNSHOT) (BAM!) (Georgina gasps) Georgina: Come on. No time. (Oliver peeks) Oliver: Aha. There you are. (Pegger looks through the window) (to see the heroes escaping) Oliver: Come this way, Out the servant's quarters! (they flee) (Music box drops to the floor) (and breaks apart almost) Georgina: Hurry Kallina. Kallina: Coming, Grandma. Pegger: Victor, She's getting away! Kallina: But my music box is dropped and left. Oliver: Get outta here. Go. Kallina: Okay. Guard: Code red, In here. (they escape) (Guards came in) (to find the heroes) Guard: Where are they, Boy? Oliver: Uh, I'm not sure. (BASH) Oliver: Ow... (He got knocked down) (and knocked out, cold) (Kallina and Georgina kept running and escaped the palace) (to get away) Georgina: Keep up with me, Darling. Kallina: Coming, Grandma. (Victor pounces) Kallina: Oh no! Georgina: Victor! Kallina: Get him off of me! Victor: You can't escape me, Child. Never. Kallina: Get off. (Ice breaks) Kallina: It's working. Victor: Oh no! Pegger! Kallina: Off, off. (She got away) (and was off) Pegger: Master! (Victor drowns) (And gone) (a whistle blows) (Later, They got to the station as a train leaves) (and is off) Georgina: Hurry. Hurry. Kallina: Wait for me. (Georgina gets on the train) Kallina: Stop. Stop the train. Georgina: Kallina. Here, Take my hand. (She grabs her hand) Hold onto my hand. Kallina: I'm hanging on tight. (But hand slips off) Kallina: Ouch! (She falls) Kallina: Help me! (THUD) (CLANG) (She was knocked out) (cold) Georgina: Kallinaaaaaaaaa!!!! (train whistle blows) (The train was gone) (and out of sight) (Later, A portrait of the Royal Family was seen) Narrator: Now that the train was gone, many of us survived. And rumors believe that Kallina is still alive. And of course if that really true, then would she be able to come back to see me again? The Great Kallina (the title is seen) 20 years later (20 Years Later) (Song begins) Goat: London is cooling. Cow: London is sweet. Raccoon: My underwear got frozen standing here all week. All: But since the revolution, Our life's have been so brave. All: Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day! Hey! All: Have you heard there's a rumor in London? Have you heard what they're saying on the street? Squirrel Paper-boy: Although the king did not survive, One daughter maybe still alive. All: The Great Kallina. Chief: Hmph! Squirrel Paper-boy: But please beware of it. (Ink walked along) All: It’s a rumor, a legend, a mystery! Something whispered in an alleyway or through a crack! It’s a rumor that’s part of our history. Gypsy Skunk: They say her royal grandmama Wil pay a royal sum All: To someone who can bring the princess back! Oliver: (whistles) Ink. Ink: Ah, Oliver. Cat Painter: A ruble for this painting, It's Jasper III, I swear. Dog Clothes Maker: Can you suppose pajamas can be quite fitting? Fox Fur Seller: I got this from the palace, It's lined with real fur! All: It could be worth a fortune if it belonged to her! (They move it along) (to the top) Ink: Well, since I've got my part done, we've got us a theater. Oliver: Everything's going to plan. All we need is the girl. Just think Ink, No more fortune papers, No more stolen goods, We'll have three tickets outta here. One for you, One for me and one for Kallina! Ink: Yay! Oliver: It's the rumor, The legend, The mystery! It's the Princess Kallina who will help us fly! You and I friend Will go down In history! We'll find a girl to play the part and teach her what to say, Dress her up and take her to D.C! Imagine the reward her dear old Grandmama will pay! Who else could pull it off but you and me? We'll be rich Ink: We'll be rich. Oliver: We'll be out. Ink: We'll be out. Both: And London will have some more to talk about. All: Yahoo! (They slide down the roof) (and surf onward) All: Have you heard, There's a rumor in London? Have you heard what they're saying on the streets? Hey! (they talk) All: Hey! (they talk more) All: Hey! Have you heard There's a rumor in London! Have you heard Comrade, what do you suppose? A fascinating mystery! Oliver: The biggest town in history. All: The Great Kallina. Alive or dead. Mouse Cleaner: Who knows? Shh... (Spearows flied past him) (and made him hang on) (Song ends) (and stops)

Narrator: Later... (At an orphanage) (Kallina is now leaving) (Kids waving to her) (as she leaves) Nancy's line. Nancy: I hope you've enjoyed your stay at the orphanage village. Now it's time for you to go enjoy your trip. Wrong line. Nancy: I got you a job in the Fish Factory. You go straight down this path till you get to the fork in the road, go left - are you listening? Kallina: Bye. Bye everybody. I'm listening, Nancy Picklenose. Nancy: You’ve been a good girl in my side since you were brought here. Kallina: And... Nancy: Acting like the Queen of England. Because you are the Princess. Now that you are fed, you are wearing clothes. Kallina: And you kept the roof over my head. Nancy: How is it you don’t have a clue as to who you were before you came to us but you can remember all that? Kallina: But you know this locket is my only clue. Nancy: So that's why. Together in America. So, you want to go to the United States to find your family, huh? Kallina: Yes. Nancy: Now, Kallina, it’s time to take your place in life in line. And be greatful too. (TOSS) Nancy: Together in America. And be grateful. (She leaves)

(and departs) Kallina: Ho Ho. "Be grateful, Kathy." I am grateful. Grateful to get away! "Go left." She says. I know what's to the left. I'll be Kallina the orphan forever. If I go right... (walks onward) Kallina: Who ever gave me this locket, Must've love me very much. This is insane. Me go to America? Send me a sign. A hint. Anything. (Pouts) (and sighs sadly) (Then suddenly) (a Pokemon appears) (SNATCH) (POOF) Kallina: Hey! Hey! That's mine. Look, I don't have time to play right now, I'm waiting for a sign. (goes in pursuit of the Pokemon) Kallina: Gimme that back. That's my scarf. Will you leave me alone? Give me that back. Give... Give... (tries to catch her scarf) (She falls down) Kallina: Oof! (and crashes) Minun: Minun. (Kallina gasps) Kallina: Oh great. A Minun wants me to go to London. Minun: Minun. (Kallina gets an idea) (of Minun, who can help) Kallina: Okay. I can take a hint. Good Shocky. Minun: Minun. (Song begins) (and starts) Kallina: Heart, don't fail me now! Courage, don't desert me! Don't turn back now that we're here. People always say Life is full of choices. No one ever mentions fear! Or how the world can seem so vast On a journey... to the past. Minun: Minun. (A sleigh passes by) (with people on board) Kallina: Somewhere down this road I know someone's waiting Years of dreams just can't be wrong! Arms will open wide. I'll be safe and wanted Fin'lly home where I belong. Well, starting now, I'm learning fast On this journey to the past. Minun: Minun. (They passes a house) (from nearby) Kallina: Home, Love, Family. There was once a time I must have had them, too. Home, Love, Family, I will never be complete Until I find you... Minun: Minun. Kallina: One step at a time, One hope, then another, Who knows where this road may go Back to who I was, On to find my future. Things my heart still needs to know. Yes, let this be a sign! Let this road be mine! Let it lead me to my past And bring me home... At last! Minun: Minun. (They made it to London) (and went there)

Narrator: Later... (At the station) (however) Kallina: One ticket to D.C., America, Please. Ticket Agent: Exit visa? Kallina: Exit visa? Ticket Agent: No exit visa, no ticket. (SHUT) (LOCK) Kallina: Oh! Hmph. (leaves in a sulky mood) Old Cat: Hey, See Oliver Tisky. He can help. Kallina: Where can I find him? Old Cat: Meet him at the deserted palace. But you didn't hear it from me. Kallina: My pleasure. Old Cat: Go. Go, Go, Go. Kallina: Hmm... Oliver. (Old Cat nods) Kallina: With pleasure.

Narrator: Meanwhile (At the theatre) (with Oliver and Ink however) Oliver: Cool. Cool. Real cool. Ink: Incredible. Cat 1: And I look like a princess. Oliver: Okay. Um... (Cat 1 leaves) Oliver: Thank you. Thank you. Next please? (Cat 2 comes up next) Oliver and Ink: Hmm... Cat 2: Hi Grandma. It's me, Kallina. (Ink groans) (and scoffs) Oliver: Oh man. (sighs helplessly) (Later, They leave the theatre) (And set off) Ink: That’s it. It's the last straw Game over. Our last kopeck gone for this flea-infested theater, and still no girl to pretend to be Kallina! Oliver: We'll find her, Ink. She's here somewhere. I'm sure. Don't forget, One look at this jewelry box and the Duchess will think that we brought the real Kallina. Ink: Got it. Kallina: I'm looking for the deserted palace. Oh, Excuse me. Have you had any idea where it is? Oliver: And before he catches on, we'll be spending the ten million rubles up. Owl: No. There's nobody living there. No, No. Kallina: Oh, right.

Narrator: One Hour Later (She came to the deserted palace) (to find no-one there) Kallina: Hmm... (goes to enter) (Minun went in) Kallina: Shocky. (Looks through the boarded door) Shocky. Shocky, Where'd you go? (breaks it down) (THUNK!) (birds tweet) Kallina: Ow. (shakes herself) Oliver: Did you hear something? Ink: It must be someone in pain. (Oliver goes to find out what it is) (and Ink follows) (Kallina was in the palace) (at last) Kallina: Hello? Anyone here? (looks around) (She came to a dusted area) (to see what was in it) (Kallina looks at a plate and blows the dust off of it) (to make it leave) (Kallina looks at her reflection on it) (and gasps in amazement) Kallina: This place. It's like a memory from a dream. (seems delighted) (Song begins) (as Kallina sings) Kallina: Dancing bears, Painted wings, Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings, Once upon a December. Someone holds me safe and warm, Horses prance through a silver storm, Figures dancing gracefully across my memory (dances) (Imaginary Animals appeared) (and danced) (Chorus hummed) (a tune) (Minun watches) (with amusement) Kallina: Someone holds me safe and warm, Horses prance through a silver storm, Figures dancing gracefully across my memory (POOF) (like magic) Kallina: Far away, Long ago, Glowing dim as an ember, Things my heart used to know, Things it yearns to remember And a song someone sings... (dances) Kallina: Once Upon of December. (sings) (Song ends) (and stops) Oliver: Hey! (Kallina gasps) Oliver: What are you doing in here?! (Kallina goes to escape) Oliver: Hey! (Goes after her) (and tries to stop her) Oliver: Hey! (Kallina runs) Oliver: Stop! Stop, Stop, Stop! Stop please! Hey, Hold on there! Hold on! (Kallina stops) Oliver: Now how did you get in he-here? Ink: Excuse me child. Oliver: Ink, Did you see what I see? Ink: I don't know. What for? (He looks) Ink: Oh, look. It's a female. Oliver: A pokemon. Minum: Minum. Kallina: You're Oliver, yes? Oliver: I am. Kallina: My name is Kallina … I need travel papers… (whispers) They say you’re the man to see even though I can’t tell you who said that. (Oliver walks around her) (to see if she is real) Oliver: Hmm... Kallina: Hey and why, why are you circling me? Were you a vulture in another life? Oliver: I'm sorry Kathy. Kallina: Call me Kallina. Oliver: Kallina, It just that your name is just like... Never mind. You said something about travel papers? Kallina: Uh, yes, I want to go to America. Oliver: You like to go to America? Hear that, Ink? Ink: Yeah, I hear that. Even though there's Minun, a Pokemon with her. Oliver: Well, Kallina, Do you have a last name for it? Kalina: Well, actually … This is going to sound crazy … I don’t know my last name. I was found wondering around when I was in my youth. Oliver: Oh. What ashame. Kallina: Look, oh look, I know it’s strange but I don’t remember. I have very few memories of my past. Oliver: That's perfect. Kallina: Well, I do have one clue, however, and that is America. Oliver: America. Kallina: Right. So, can … so can you two, help me or not? Oliver: Ink, The tickets. (Ink gets the tickets) Oliver: Sure, We could. We're going to America ourselves. You see, I got thr... Well, This one isn't, I got three tickets here. But the third one is for the princess, Kallina. Ink: Here's the tickets I've got. Kallina: Oh. Ink: Now we'll reunite Kallina with her grandmother. Oliver: You do kind of resemble her. Ink: Same kind as her. Oliver: Got the eyes of Queen Maria II. Ink: Same fur as her. Oliver: And the white tip on your tail as Jasper III. Ink: And the same white hands and feet. Kallina: Are you saying that I'm The Great Kallina? Oliver: What I'm trying to say is that we find each girl cat to look like her and not one of them look like her, I mean, Look at the portrait. Kallina: I knew you were crazy from the beginning, but now I think you are both mad. HMM. Oliver: Why? You remember what happen to you. Don't you? Ink: No one knows what happened to her. Oliver: You wanna look for your family in America. Huh? Ink: They live in America since they left England. Oliver: Ever know about the possibility? Ink: That I could be royalty? (They nod) Kallina: Well I don’t know … it’s kind of hard to think of yourself as a Duchess when you’re sleeping on a damp floor. But sure, yeah, I guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a Princess. (Oliver sighs) Ink: And somewhere … One little girl is. After all, the name Kallina means "she will rise again". Oliver: Wish we could help, But the third one is for Princess Kallina. Bye bye. (He and Ink leave) Kallina: Ugh! (Looks at the portrait) (and gasps) Ink: Why didn’t you tell her about our brilliant plan? Oliver: She wants to go to America. So why give away our reward's money? Ink: I’m telling you … We’re walking away too soon … Oliver: Relax, I got everything under control. Just walk very slow. Kallina: Hmm... Oliver 3 2 1... Kallina: Oliver? Oliver: Ha. Ink: It's right in the palm of our hand. (They're about to leave) Kallina: Wait! Hey! Oliver: Did you call me? Kallina: Now if I don’t remember who I am, then who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or a whatever she is … Right? Oliver: Yeah. Go on. Kallina: Yeah, and if I’m not Kallina The Great, the Empress will certainly know right away … and it’s all just an honest mistake. Oliver: Sounds possible. Ink: But if you are the princess, then you’ll finally know who you are and have your family back. Oliver: You know, He's right. Either way gets you to America. Kallina: Right! Oliver: Ow. Gees. Kallina: Oh, sorry. Oliver: May I present her royal highness, The Great Princess Kallina. Minum: Minum. Kallina: Shocky, we're off to America. Oliver: Uh... The pokemon stays. Kallina: What do you mean? The Pokemon goes. Oliver: No, He's not going. Kallina: Yes, he will. Oliver: I hate electric types. Kallina: They only harm if you if you hurt them. (Pegger watches) Pegger: Kallina. Yeah, just one problem there fella, Kallina’s dead. All the heroes are slaves. Some are dead, dead, dead, dead … And others are alive. (A minion came out of the reliquary) Pegger: Am I right my friend? I mean, how could that be the Great …? (He shrieks) (and falls off) (Minions disappears) Pegger: Oh, come on. Should I believe that thing woke up after all these years just because some guy claims she’s a hero? (More minions passes him) Pegger: Okay, I understand. Got it. Enough already with the glowing and the smoke people. (Figures this out) Pegger: If that thing's come back alive, could it mean? Kallina's alive? Oliver: Just leave him here. Kallina: That's impossible. I will NOT. Pegger: And that's her? Kallina: Come on, Shocky. (Reliquary floats up) Pegger: Uh-oh. (He gets dragged) Pegger: Going onward. (Crashes through the floor, Through water) (SPLASH!) (Then goes through a tunnel) (at a high speed) Pegger: Help! (goes too fast) (He comes to a core, THUD!) (and CLANG!) (He rubs his head) (and birds tweet) Pegger: Whoa. I'll tell you what. Ow. Victor: Who dares intrude on my solid tomb? Huh? Get out! Get out! Out! Pegger: I'm not an intruder. Victor: Pegger, Is that you? Pegger: Yes, of course, Master. I'm alive. Victor: Yeah. In a matter of speaking. (POP) Pegger: Whoa, that fell right out of there sir. Victor: Something happen. Pegger: Yeah! Oops. A mistake. (Victor places his eyeball back on) Pegger: Back your eye goes in. Victor: I knew it. I can feel the dark forces stirring. Pegger: I'm not surprised that Kallina is still alive. Victor: Princess Kallina? Alive? Pegger: Yes. Told you she was when I saw her. Victor: That Royal Felinius brat! Pegger: Wow … Yeah, ain’t that a kick in the head. I guess a curse just ain’t what it usually was, huh sir? Victor: That's why I'm stuck here in limo. My curse is unfulfilled! (Hand pops off) Pegger: Ooh! (CRASH) Pegger: Uh, you lost your hand. Victor: (Gasps) Look at me. I'm falling apart. (whimpers) I'm a wreck! Pegger: Uh, didn't you know that you were coming loose? Victor: Blah. Pegger: Well, Considering how long you've been dead, But you look pretty good. Victor: Nah. Pegger: Sir, you do, you do Victor: Really? Pegger: Sir is this the face of a Pokemon who would lie to you? Come on, for a minute there, you had your old spark back. Victor: If only if I had lost a gift from the dark forces and that key to my powers! Pegger: What? You mean this Reliquary? Victor: Oh! Where did you find that? Pegger: Oh, I found it … Victor: Give it to me! Pegger: Okay. Okay. No need to be so grabby. Victor: (Puts his hand back on) My older friend. Together again. (Laughs) Now my dark purpose will be fulfilled and the last of the Felinius will die! Pegger: Yikes! Victor: In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, and the nightmare I had was as bad as can be. it scared me out of my wits! a corpse falling to bits! then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me! Pegger: Seriously? Victor: I was the most mystical man in all England. All: Yes, you were. Victor: When the royals betrayed me, They made a mistake. All: They sure did. Victor: My curse made each of them pay, But one little girl got away, Little Kathy, Beware, Victor's awake. All: In the dark of the night evil will find her, in the dark of the night just before dawn.

Victor: Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete. All: In the dark of the night. Victor: She'll be gone! Pegger: Oh hi ladies. Victor: I can feel that my powers are slowly returning. All: Hooray! Victor: Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell! All: Go for it, boss! Victor: As the pieces fall into place, I'll see her crawl into place, dasvedanja Kathy your grace, farewell! All: In the dark of the night, terror will find her. Victor: Terror's the least I can do. All: In the dark of the night, evil will prove. Victor: Soon she will feel that the nightmares are real. All: In the dark of the night. Victor: She'll be through! All: In the dark of the night, Evil will find her. Gengar: Find her! All: In the dark of the night, Terror comes true. Gengar: Doom her. All: Yeah! Victor: My dear, Here's a sign, It's the end of the line! All: In the dark of the night, In the dark of the night. Victor: Come, my minions rise for your master, let your evil shine find her now, yes fly ever faster. All: In the dark of the night, In the dark of the night, In the dark of the night. Victor: She'll be mine! All: Yay! (Minions fly off) (in search of the heroes)

Narrator: The Next Day... (Train moves onward when leaving London) (with an engine blowing its whistle) (Ink looks at his travel book) (to see if it's correct) (TICKLE) (Minum laughs) (Oliver's about to sit down) (but is stopped) Oliver: Hmm... Little Zapper gets the window seat. (Minum chuckles) (Oliver sits next to Kallina) Oliver: Stop fiddling with that and sit up straight, Besides you're the princess. Kallina: Hmm? How was it that you knew what princesses do not do or do so? Oliver: Just making my business good. Kathy, I'm only helping. Kallina: Oliver? You don't think I'm royalty, do you? Oliver: Yes, You are. Kallina: Then don't keep bossing me like so. Oliver: Doh. Ink: She certainly has got own mind, yes? Oliver: She's too stupid to understand anyway. Kallina: I heard that. (Ink pulls out his strike book) (and writes in it) (Oliver got 3 strikes) (on his side) (Train kept going) (with its whistle blowing) So? (with the engine whistling) Oliver: Look, I think we've both got off on the wrong foot. Kallina: And I think we've done too. Though I appreciate your apology. Oliver: Apology? Who said about an apology? I was only... Kallina: So don't talk about it anymore. You'll only upset me. Oliver: Fine, I'll stop. If you can. Kallina: Fine, so will I. Oliver: Fine. Kallina: Sure. Oliver: Fine. Kallina: Yep. Oliver: Fine. Kallina: Okay. (They sighed) Kallina: Think you'll miss that place? Oliver: Miss what? You're talking? Kallina: Um... England is what I meant. Oliver: Nope. Kallina: Though it's been there since then. Oliver: It was once a place that I lived. End of story. Kallina: Well then you must plan on making America your true home. Oliver: What's the matter with you and homes? Kallina: Well, for one thing it’s something that every normal person wants, and for another thing, it’s a thing where you … Oliver: What? Kallina: You know what? Enough of that. Oliver: Fine. Kallina: Oh, Ink! At last! Thank heavens it's you. Please just get him away until further notice. Oliver: Blah, Blah, Blah. Ink: Have you done something bad to her? Oliver: Me? She started it. Kallina: Rubbish. (She leaves) Ink: Oh, such an unspoken attraction, yes? Oliver: Attraction? For that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind? Ink: That was a simple question. Oliver: Attraction? Ridiculous. (walks away)