Dexter's Inventions

https://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/The-Ren-Stimpy-Show.a890/Season-01-Episode-06b-Stimpy-s-Invention?id=17783 Dexter's Inventions (episode begins) (Stephen reads) (a book) Dexter: Stephen. Stephen Squirrelsky: What? Dexter: Will you help me try out my new inventions? Stephen Squirrelsky: Not now. I'm busy. Dexter: Come on, Stephen! I need your help! Oh PLEEEASE! Stephen Squirrelsky: What? Oh... Okay. Fine. Dexter: Yippee! Narrator: Later. (later) Stephen Squirrelsky: Get on with this. I'm losing my patients. Dexter: Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Acorns-O-Phone! Now we can talk to acorns, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Stephen. Say something in... any language. (BONK!) (birds tweet) Narrator: Much Later. (Much later) (Dexter digs in the box) (to see what's inside it) Stephen Squirrelsky: Will you hurry so I can finish my story? Hmph! Dexter: Check this out, Stephen. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv! Stephen Squirrelsky: That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! You... (buzz) Stephen Squirrelsky: What the... (blinks in alarm) (He gets shaved) (all over) (Dexter stops) (at last) Stephen Squirrelsky: Yooooooooooou! Dexter: Here, Stephen, for you! Stephen Squirrelsky: A gift? What's in it? Dexter: Go ahead, open it! (He opens it) (to see what is in it) Stephen Squirrelsky: Socks? Dexter: They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down. Stephen Squirrelsky: Hey, They are stay put. Aren't they. (Puts them on) How they work? Dexter: They're full of glue! Stephen Squirrelsky: WHAT?! Dexter: I'm so glad you like them, pal! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat! (Dexter walks away) Stephen Squirrelsky: YOU WRETCHED NIT!! I WILL PUNISH YOU!! Dexter: Say, what's the matter, paln? Say... you don't suppose... He's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Stephen. Narrator: Later. (Very later) (In his laboratory) (however) (Dexter works hard) (on another expirement)

Narrator: One Hour Later (SNAP CRACKLE POP) (BAM ZAP SIZZLE) Dexter: Hmm... (seems thoughtful)

Narrator: Two Hours Later (SCREW) (BOLT) (HAMMER) (BAM) (POOF) Dexter: Oops. (coughs)

Narrator: Three hours later. (time cards are almost out) Dee Dee: Can you hurry up? I'm almost out of time cards. Narrator: Okay. (Dexter kept working) (as hard as he could) (Dexter sweats) (and pants) (Dexter removes a glass len from his glasses) (and sighs with relief) (GULP) (BURP) (Dexter kept working until DING) (his work was done) Dexter: Ureca! (jumps up and down with joy)

Narrator: The Next Day (Stephen reads the book) Dexter: Stephen? Stephen Squirrelsky: What?! Dexter: Feeling better now? Stephen Squirrelsky: No, I'm not. What the...? What are you up to? Dexter: Nothing? Stephen Squirrelsky: I know you're hiding something behind your back. Aren't you? Dexter: (gulps) Well, um... Stephen Squirrelsky: What are you hiding from me? Come on, Show me it. Okay, Give it to me. (Dexter obeys) (Until) (suddenly) (WHACK) (POP) Stephen Squirrelsky: Hey, What is this thing? Get it off of me. Dexter: It's the Happy Helmet, Stephen. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are! Stephen Squirrelsky: You crazy doctor! I'm gonna... Dexter: Let's see if it works. (Presses the button) (POOF) Stephen Squirrelsky: (grins) WHAT?! Dexter: It's working! Stephen Squirrelsky: Hey! What's happening to me?! No! Got to fight it! Dexter: Yeesss! Stephen Squirrelsky: Can't lose control! Will strong! Body weak! Dexter: Yeehaw! Stephen Squirrelsky: (Laughs) Dexter, I'm so happy! I must go do nice things! Dexter: Yeah! (Later more) (sometime) Stephen Squirrelsky: I'm happy of doing ironing on Dexter's cloths! (Laughs) Dexter: Oh boy! Stephen Squirrelsky: I'm happy to experiment with him! (Laughs) Dexter: Yahoo!

Narrator: The Following Morning... (Stephen snores and can't stop being happy) (all the time) (Dexter came) (to see if Stephen was alright) Dexter: Hey Stephen! I've got a surprise for you! Hey... maybe he is somewhere being sad! I will make him happy again! (Presses the button) (again) (Stephen came down) (to see Dexter) Dexter: Stephen? Oh, Stephen? Stephen Squirrelsky: Yes? Dexter: Boy, Stephen, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song! (Puts it in the record player) (to play a song called All Night Long by Lionel Richie) (They dance) (and sing) (Meanwhile, Stephen tries to find a way to get the helmet off his head) (but is not strong enough) (He looks in a drawer) (to find something) (Grabs a hammer) (and uses it) (BANG BANG) (CLANG CLANG CLANG) (Dexter keeps dancing) (to Lionel Richie's All Night Long) (Stephen keeps banging) (harder) (Until) (CRACK!) (Helmet falls off) (and is gone) (Stephen snarls at Dexter) Dexter: Oh hi Stephen. Uh, what's up? (Stephen strangles Dexter) Dexter: Hey. Wait. Stop. (Stephen doesn't listen) Dexter: I'm sorry. (He keeps strangling) Dexter: Stephen, You're angry? (Stephen stops) Stephen Squirrelsky: It's true! I'm angry! I've never been this angry in my entire life! Dexter: Oh dear. Stephen Squirrelsky: Hey, I feel great. I like angryness of me. Thanks Dexter. Dexter: No problem. (Stephen grins) Dexter: And I hear that Andrew says that we should be doing more spoof travels since we haven't done a Kung Fu Panda spoof and that we should do one. (Scene ends) Narrator: And that's exactly what they'll be doing since Andrew likes trains and boats best of all.

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