Julian Bernardino's Trainz Thomas and Friends Remake 15: Diesel's Devious Deeds (George Carlin-US).

Cast

 * Narrator - George Carlin (US Narration)
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (mentioned)
 * and more

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
 * Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
 * George Carlin: The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
 * Freight Cars: "Show the world what I can do", gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
 * George Carlin: Duck was horrified.
 * Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * George Carlin: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * George Carlin: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * George Carlin: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The 3 engines barred his way.
 * (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * James: So are we.
 * George Carlin: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
 * Henry: You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a "Galloping Sausage"!
 * George Carlin: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: "Rusty Red Scrap Iron"!
 * George Carlin: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm "Old Square Wheels"!
 * George Carlin: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * George Carlin: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * George Carlin: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * George Carlin: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * George Carlin: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but know nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.

Trivia

 * Diesel's Devious Deeds will be told by George Carlin for the US.
 * Shot 1 will film Devious Diesel with his angry face and sulking with some freight cars.
 * Shot 2 will film some freight cars going away and the others being shunted.
 * Shot 3 will film Devious Diesel with his angry face and shunting the freight cars away.
 * Shot 4 will film Duck with his scared face.
 * Shot 5 will film Duck with his angry face and bumping a freight car.
 * Shot 6 will film Devious Diesel with his angry face and backing up.
 * Shot 7 will film Devious Diesel with his angry face and talking.
 * Shot 8 will film Henry with his cross face and talking.
 * Shot 9 will film Gordon with his cross face and talking crossily.
 * Shot 10 will film James with his cross face and talking, annoyed.
 * Shot 11 will film Henry with his cross face and talking.
 * Shot 12 will film Devious Diesel with his cross face and thinking.
 * Shot 13 will film Devious Diesel with his surprised face and looking surprised.
 * Shot 14 will film Devious Diesel with his laughing face and scheming.
 * Shot 15 will film a happy Devious Diesel with his devious face and going along the freight cars.
 * Shot 16 will film a happy Devious Diesel with his devious face and talking.
 * Shot 17 will film a happy Devious Diesel with his devious face and going past the freight cars.
 * Shots 18 to 20 will film the Freight Cars laughing.
 * Shots 21 to 23 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, Henry with his cross face, and James with his annoyed face going past.
 * Shot 24 will film the Freight Cars laughing.
 * Shot 25 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, James with his annoyed face, and Henry with his cross face, finding out why.
 * Shot 26 will film Gordon with his grumpy face and talking crossily.
 * Shot 27 will film James with his annoyed face and talking, annoyed.
 * Shot 28 will film Henry with his cross face and talking.
 * Shot 29 will film Gordon with his happy face, James with his pleased face, and Henry with his excited face scheming.
 * Shot 30 will film Gordon with his happy face and talking happily.
 * Shot 31 will film James with his pleased face and talking schemingly.
 * Shot 32 will film Henry with his excited face and talking.
 * Shot 33 will film Duck with his tired face and pulling five freight cars and a caboose.
 * Shots 34 and 35 will film Duck with his tired face and shunting five freight cars and a caboose.
 * Shot 36 will film Duck with his tired face and.
 * Shots 37 to 40 will film Duck with his tired face, running light, going onto the Turntable, and being turned round.
 * Shot 41 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, James with his annoyed face, and Henry with his cross face wheeshing steam.
 * Shot 42 will film Duck with his tired face getting stunned.
 * Shot 43 will film James with his annoyed face and talking.
 * Shot 44 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, James with his annoyed face, and Henry with his cross face and talking.
 * Shot 45 will film Duck with his cross face talking.
 * Shot 46 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, James with his annoyed face, and Henry with his cross face and talking.
 * Shot 47 will film Archie (PB15 4-6-0 Tender Engine No. 738), Sanuye (2-4-0 Tender Engine), Amotila (2-4-0 Tender Engine), and Yonah (4-4-0 Tender Engine) looking alarmed.
 * Shot 48 will film Anthony (4-4-0 Tender Engine No. 724), Jinty (0-6-0 Tank Engine), Craig (2-8-2 Tender Engine No. 3254), and Scott (0-4-0 Tank Engine) looking alarmed too.
 * Shot 49 will film Sir Topham Hatt arriving.
 * Shot 50 will film Gordon with his cross face and talking crossily.
 * Shot 51 will film James with his annoyed face and talking, annoyed.
 * Shot 52 will film Henry with his ill face and talking.
 * Shot 53 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 54 will film Duck with his sad face and talking.
 * Shot 55 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 56 will film Gordon with his grumpy face, James with his annoyed face, and Henry with his cross face talking.
 * Shot 57 will film Sir Topham Hatt turning around.
 * Shot 58 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 59 will film Duck with his alarmed face and talking.
 * Shot 60 will film Devious Diesel with his devious face and coming up.
 * Shot 61 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 62 will film Devious Diesel with his speechless face and talking.
 * Shot 63 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 64 will film Devious Diesel with his laughing face.
 * Shot 65 will film Sir Topham Hatt talking.
 * Shot 66 will film Duck with his sad face and talking.
 * Shot 67 will film Duck with his sad face and being turned.
 * Shot 68 will film Duck with his sad face, and puffing away, crying in Agent Ed's voice from Tonic Trouble.
 * Shot 69 will film Devious Diesel with his laughing face.
 * Shot 70 will film Devious Diesel with his laughing face and going into the sheds.
 * Shot 71 will film Archie (PB15 4-6-0 Tender Engine No. 738), Yonah (4-4-0 Tender Engine), Craig (2-8-2 Tender Engine No. 3254), Sanuye (2-4-0 Tender Engine), Amotila (2-4-0 Tender Engine), Anthony (4-4-0 Tender Engine No. 724), Jinty (0-6-0 Tank Engine), and Scott (Tank Engine No. 98) looking sad.
 * Shot 72 will film Archie (PB15 4-6-0 Tender Engine No. 738), Yonah (4-4-0 Tender Engine), Craig (2-8-2 Tender Engine No. 3254), Sanuye (2-4-0 Tender Engine), Amotila (2-4-0 Tender Engine), Anthony (4-4-0 Tender Engine No. 724), Jinty (0-6-0 Tank Engine), and Scott (Tank Engine No. 98) dripping some tears.