The Princess and the Raccoon/Transcript

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(Stephen Squirrelsky Presents)

(A What An Animal Movie)

(The Princess and the Raccoon) Narrator: Long before you're born, In 19 century, There lived an enchanted kingdom that lived in a town called Kingtopia. On top of the tower, There lived three glimmering big diamonds with great powers that protect the kingdom from the great Black Bear and his army. But legend has it. If the diamonds gets stolen, Kingtopia will really be in danger. (the story begins) Narrator: But when the kingdom is left to conquer, Black Bear and his army are on the march. Black Bear: We baddies live again! (Army cheered) Dying Solider: I'd better go to tell the King about this. (He leaves) Black Bear: Now we'll conquer the city! Narrator: But Black Bear doesn't know that one of the soliders still living and off to warn the kingdom. (back at the palace) Narrator: But the person who can stand against Black Bear and his army happen today. You see, When I saw the first star of night, I wish to be someone special. When I was an orphan raccoon, I was tooken into a carpenter shop and be a carpenter for the rest of my life. But It's kinda simple to me. (BONK!) Rascal: Ow. (kisses his hand) Narrator: Well, Almost. My name is Rascal Canners. I always been alone in my shop. But that is gonna change. You see, In another part of the city, Lived a mouse thief name Dan. A very sneaky and thoughtful guy. Dan: Good morning, Kingtopia. Now that I've read my books, I've also had my breakfast. So it's time to get to work. (He grabs a vase) Dan: I'll take the vase. Narrator: You see, Stealing is his job unless he doesn't get caught. He can steal everything, Even gold. Dan: There's something gold right now. (He sneaked up behind Nancy Whiskers and grab something from her) Dan: I wonder what that woman has in her old hands... Now it's either gold. Or... bananas?! Nancy: Hiya! (Dan ends up being beaten up) Nancy: Take that! And that! And these too! There. (Dusts her hands off and leaves) Dan: Well! That's not good. Better pick up my things, okay? Narrator: Then when Dan came to my shop, That's where the troubles started. Dan: Hmm... This place looks really very wonderful. Now let's see if I can get anything here. (He sneaks to Rascal who's still sleeping) (and tries to get the stuff he needs) (Rascal giggles) (when Dan grabs anything he wants) (Meanwhile) (outside, the parade comes) (Rascal hammers) (and hurts poor Dan) (He rubs his head) (and pats it) (Rascal starts to sew him) (and strangles him) (Trumpets blows) (as the crowds cheer) Voice: Clear the way. All: Have no fear. Minions: Have no fear. All: Lots of coins are here for you. All: Have no fear. All: The parade is coming through. All: Bangroar, The Grand Duke is here. (the parade passes through) (Rascal kept sewing) Dan: Oh snap. I'm tied up. Narrator: They say that Bangroar, The wizard was really powerful. The king trusted him as his Grand Duke, But nobody else. (Grand Duke appears) (Walks forward) (and heads onward) (Dan tries to move) (but can't) (Rascal gets lifted up) (suddenly) Rascal: Huh? (falls over) (They tumbled down the stairs) (and crashed) (THUNK!) (birds tweet) (Needles goes everywhere) (and lands on the road) (Bangroar steps on a needle) (with a boing!) (He screams) (in a Wilhelm voice) (Dan got away) Bangroar: Well, well, well. Looks like we've got a boy. And it seems like he's dropped some things, that are his. Rascal: I uh... Uh... Bangroar: Don't worry. Accidents can so easily happen. We'll just bring you over to someone that might have questions with you. (Later in the castle) (Nancy arrives) (Miriam came in) Nancy: Good morning. (Miriam sighs) Nancy: Is something wrong, Princess? Miriam: I'm stressed out. I just wanna help my father, The king for someone. But don't know. (seems upset) Miriam: Maybe someone out there I can love. Who might love me. (feels worried) (Song begins) Miriam: Yes, the pretty face Yes, the sunny smile Yes, each hair in place And yes, she can beguile Proper and polite Never makes a wave Born just to delight And bred to behave But she is more than this There's a mind in the body Of this pretty miss She is more than this So much more, so much more She is more than this Nancy: Now, just a minute. Like your mother, out here, with a veil, and a cape. Miriam: Don't wear a veil. Nancy: Oh, come on. If you can't be a princess without a veil, you'll never be a special princess. Miriam: Outwardly she's free Inwardly she's bound Given half the chance She might prove profound Has a thought or two Different from the rest Has a point of view That must be expressed Yes, she is more than this There's a mind in the body Of this pretty miss She is more than this So much more, so much more She is more than this (having gotten her things such as her crown, pearls, chains, ear-ring, cape, and veil on, Miriam hears noises) (She looks at her reflection in the mirror) (and gasps with glee) (She heard noises as she looks out the window) Miriam: Oh my. It's Bangroar. Narrator: When I was taken into the palace, I looked upon the princess. I never saw someone who's beautiful than ever. (Dan sneaks onward) Narrator: Meanwhile Dan saw the priceless diamonds. Dan: So that's where those diamonds are. Impressive. Now let's see if I can get those. (Gate closes on him) Dan: Oh snap. I'm locked outside. (King Gerald V snores) (while Miriam goes to wake her up) Miriam: Dad. King Gerald V: Huh? What? Me? (Bangroar came in) Bangroar: Have no fear. We are here. Bangroar, that's me, for I'm your visior. Gerald V; Grand Duke you mean. Bangroar: Yeah. And guess who's here with us? For it's a raccoon. (Rascal came in) Bangroar: This is a raccoon, who has dropped things, and injured me by accident. No worries. He's not harmless and just wants questions. (Rascal and Miriam looked at each other) (and gasped with glee) Narrator: I think I'm in love with her. Bangroar: Well, since he's attracted to being in love with your daughter, it looks like he needs a lesson in manners. (Rascal tries to walk away, Bangroar falls over him) Bangroar: Whoops! (THUNK!) Bangroar: Whoa. Looks like it's happened again. (Miriam laughs) Bangroar: Isn't he funny and amusing? He likes to entertain. Miriam: You known, I think I really want a carpenter. Bangroar: Well, if you want a carpenter, this is the one here. Gerald V: As you wish. Go with here. Bangroar: Now this should be funny. (Rascal goes with Miriam and Bangroar growls) Bangroar: No wonder those two appear to be great lovers. I still don't think this accident chaos should carry on. Narrator: Later that night, Bangroar has a secret lair always making evil plans. Bangroar: Finally! They're asleep. Now that I'm quite awake, it's time to rise upon those hero heap. And the world will be mine to take. (Bablo snores) Bangroar: Right, Bablo? Are you asleep? Why don't you wake up? Bablo: Bangroar, You're ruining my sleep. Jeez. Bangroar: Men are fools to walk in dreams. They sleep their lives away. But I will reign supreme. For they are easy plans, right, laddie? Bablo: Stop startling me. Bangroar: And for the daughter on the king, I'll have her be my wife. Bablo: What?! Bangroar: Exactly. And with her being my royal bride, I'll rule the world with Princess Miriam on my side. The crown is mine. Sounds good, right? Bablo: Ah! Hot! Hot! Bangroar: Burns, doesn't it? (Meanwhile soldier kept going) (to get to his goal) (That morning, Rascal was with Miriam) (entertaining her) Narrator: I never believe that Miriam was very pretty that my eyes turns to lovehearts and kinda shy to talk. (Rascal's eyes are lovehearts) Nancy: Doing a good job. Isn't he? Miriam: Yeah. So elegant. And so rolling. But also entertaining. Rascal: Aw... Miriam: I think he loves me. As do I. (Rascal nods) Miriam: See? He's so wonderful. That he can fix anything up for me and others. Nancy: I see. Miriam: Pretty entertaining. I wonder what's his name. Rascal: Rascal. Rascal Canners. Miriam: I'm Princess Miriam Jewels. Nancy: He doesn't got a lot to say for himself. Miriam: Not a lot to say. But most of the time. Rascal; Lovely to meet you. Miriam: Splendid to meet you too. Narrator: Meanwhile, Dan was waiting to get into the castle and get the three diamonds. Dan: Oh, look. The three diamonds are up there. Now let's see if I can try to get them. (He rides in a trash can with wheels) (and starts going in pursuit of the diamonds) (Rides to the top, But goes backwards and falls into the moat) Dan: Pee-ew! Got to get up to the top. (He swims to the drain pipe) (and gets sucked in) (He crawls through the pipe) (and makes it safely out) (BUMP!) Dan: Oops. (He made it inside the castle) (just in the nick of time) (Looks around and sees the Maiden of Yiam) (and gasps) (Dan sees a lever and pulls it) Dan: Let's see what this does. (FLUSH) Dan: Oh snap. (He falls through the drain pipe and SPLASH) (into the moat) Maiden: Huh? Oh well. Nancy: Your bath is ready. (Rascal creates a ring) (from Miriam to wear) (She smiles) Miriam: Thanks, Rascal. (Nancy was losing patience) Nancy: Well? Come on. Thanks for the ring, Rascal. Miriam, get going. Rascal: Okay. (Sighs) Nothing wrong with being a carpenter. I wish I was a prince instead. Nancy: If you wish to be a prince, then you've got to be a good carpenter. (Back with Dan who kept crawling through the pipe)) Dan: Which path to take? Try another if you don't succeed at first. (He kept crawling when a pipe falls loose) Dan: Whoa. Keep climbing. Don't stop now. (He made it) Dan: I made it. (He opens the drain lid) Dan: I'm here at last. (He sees Miriam in her bath) Dan: Oh, look, a princess. Scrubbing her back. (He gasps when there's gems on the back scratcher) Dan: Wow. Cool. (He swipes it) Dan: Got it. Miriam: What?! What the heck? Dan: Too easy. (Meanwhile Rascal was fixing a slipper) (for Miriam) (Dan sneaked backwards) (bumping into Rascal) Rascal: Huh? (scratches his head) (BUMP!) Both: Oof! (Rascal flips Dan over) Dan: Whoa! Rascal: What the...? Dan: Got to catch me! (Dan grabs the slipper) Rascal: Hey! Come back here with that slipper! Dan: Catch me if you like! (He pursuit him) (and tries to stop him) Rascal: Who are you? (Dan runs faster) Rascal: Stop thief! (Dan refuses to stop) (They kept running) (all around) (Dan stops at a spot, Looks around) (and hides) (He falls) (helplessly) (Rascal runs and plunges down with a goofy holler) (as they both slide down) Rascal: Whoa! (at a high speed) (Rascal grabs the slipper): Give it back! (Dan gives the slipper back) (Dan flew through the air) (with a Goofy Yodel) (Breaks through the windows and landed in the trees) (with a splat!) (Rascal slides through the floor) (and stops) (Then bumps into Bangroar) Bangroar: Ooh! Watch where you're going. Rascal: Uhh... Bangroar: Well, well, well. Always fixing things and giving it to Miriam, yes? Rascal: Yeah. Bangroar: Well, if you're sure you're helping me out, it's time for you to give Miriam the things she needs. Rascal: Afraid he doesn't like me. Bangroar: Well, I do most of the time, but not when you do wrong things. (Later) (sometime) Narrator: I've been put in a cell now, I might never see her again. I can't stop thinking about and she might start thinking about me now. (poor Rascal is in Jail) (Song begins) (as Rascal sings) Miriam: I close my eyes and see his eyes So soft and warm and clear Rascal: I dream that she's right here.I sense in all his silences.More than his words could say. Miriam: I sense in all his silences More than his words could say Rascal: "Don't fight your feelings," says my heart, A heart I will obey. Both: Am I feeling love? Am I feeling love? Can it really be happening to me? Am I feeling love? Rascal: For sure, a most unlikely match.Implausible and strange. Miriam: But what? It seems my heart and I Refuse to rearrange Both: Am I feeling love? Am I feeling love? Can it really be happening to me? Am I feeling love? (Song ends) (and stops) Narrator: The next morning, When I have my muffin, I heard the game of polo. Bangroar was up to something. So I should escape the cell and warn Miriam. (Rascal tries to make his escape) (Gerald V snores) (and naps) Bangroar: Oh, your Royal Majesty? Gerald V: Yes. Of course. Bangroar: During this cafe watching scene, my best scene testing plan is to watch the game play. (Polo starts playing) (as the teams try to win) (Dan came in) (to see what the commotion was) Dan: What a fool I am. All that trouble for stupid things. Oh, a white ball. Dan: What a fool I am. All that trouble for stupid things. Oh, a white ball. (WHACK!) Dan: Whoa! That was hard. (He walks away while the ball follows him) (in pursuit) Dan: Oh gosh! This is a Polo game. (WHACK!) Dan: Whoa! Miriam: Dad. Dan: Yes, sweetie? Miriam: Do you know what happen to Rascal? Dan: Oh, who? No. Isn't he with you fixing your shoe? Miriam: He did, But he's gone now. Dan: Oh goodness! Duck and cover. This is the way. (Dan hides in a hole) Dan: Phew. That was close. (Ball falls into the hole) Dan: Oh, I don't remember seeing that. Wait a minute! (BAM!) Dan: Whoa! (Lands in a tree) Dan: Now I'm in a tree. (Bangroar grins) Miriam: Ugh! (Toss) (Bangroar ducks) Bangroar: Ha. Miriam: Dang. (WHACK! BANG! WALLOP!) (Dan is gone) (Gerald V snores) Bangroar: Happy is the kingdom in this miracle and wonderful land. And happy are the subjects who live beneath your hand. We rejoice at all around us. Since this greatest evening falls. Plus safe beneath the sure protection... of The Ancient Diamonds. (Rascal tries to cut through the bars) (by using a saw) Narrator: The next day, Gerald V's dreams became nightmares that Black Bear and his army destroyed the city and the kingdom with a big war machine. Gerald V: Hello? Huh? Bangroar? (He's awaken) Gerald V: Get me Bangroar... This instant! (CLAP!) All: Bangroar! (Meanwhile) Dan: Everything hurts. How could I do this? So disappointing. (He sees the diamonds) Dan: Ah... The diamonds. Now that's what I'd like to get. (Bangroar came in) Bangroar: Right here, Sir. Have no fear. I've arrived. Gerald V: Duke, I had a nightmare of my kingdom coming to destruction and death. Bangroar: Now remain calm, please. And no need to cry. Everything's under control. Gerald V: But I had a vision of an army of Black Bears attacking us now. Dan: Now let's get ready for this action for sports action. Let's see if Dan can do this. If he does it, I'm sure he'll try. (He charges with a long pole) (and runs so fast) (But the pole hits the wall and pokes Dan in the tummy) Dan: Ooh! Gerald V: It's awful. Very awful. Bangroar: Now easy. Don't cry. Ruler supreme. I'll assure this. A dream's just a dream. (Dan tries again) Dan: Okay. Let's try again. I'm sure it'll work. (He charges) (so fast) (He gets up to the sky) Dan: I can do it. I'll do it. (Almost touches the tower) Dan: I'm going to make it. Rascal: Huh? Dan: Must do it. (He falls and crashes) Dan: Ow. Gerald V: I see it. I can see it with my eyes. Bangroar: Steady, your Highness. Invaders? But this is against... What has been proposed. For has it not been written we are safe from anything? Thanks to the help of those diamonds are on the top. (Dan tries again, Closely touches the tower) (and spins round) Dan: I've done it. Whoa. Spinning round. Miriam: Where did Rascal go? Nancy: He said he'd be back to see you with some things you need. Miriam: I know he's somewhere. But where? Nancy: He's wondered off on his own and left. Miriam: I believe you're blind. Nancy: And need new glasses? Gerald V: What if the diamonds get stolen?! Bangroar: Nonsense. They'll be found. And never get lost. (Dan tries again and flew through the sky) (to the top) (But misses to grab the diamonds) (then slides down) Rascal: What the...? (seems puzzled) (Dan lands with a Wilhelm scream) (on the ground) Gerald V: This is too weird to know this. Bangroar: Calm down. (Then Dan was on the chain wires) Dan: I can do this. Best not to fall off. And keep your balance. (He runs across) (safely) (Pants) Dan: I made it. (Rascal finishes cutting the bars off) Rascal: There. (Looks at the view of the kingdom) Dan: Wow. So high up. (Gerald V yawns) (and takes a nap) (Rascal tries to get out) (but is held back by his chains) Rascal: Oh dear. (figures a way to free his leg) (Dan unscrews the balls) Dan: Now that I'm at the top, I'll take the diamonds. You'll be mine. And yes, I'll be rich. Rascal: A needle will do. (frees his leg) Rascal: There. (goes to find Miriam) (Dan goes back to the other side with the diamonds) (and tries to keep his balance) (He got into the tower and plunges down) (losing all the balls) (CRASH!) (the balls flee) (Bounces) (everywhere) (Townfolks ran) (in panic) (Dan shakes himself) Dan: That's better. Uh-oh. Now the diamonds are loose. (He flees) (to get the balls) Miriam: Dad, Wake up. Something's happen. Gerald: Has something eaten you this time? Narrator: Then the soldier made it to the kingdom. Bangroar: Turns out this opportunity is ringing, huh? Minions: Huh? Bangroar: Come on. Better get those balls back. On the double. As long as it's a secret. Gerald V: Excuse me? Bangroar: Uh, nothing? I didn't say anything. Gerald V: Oh. Bangroar: Just go back to what you're doing, okay? Soldier: Bla... (Pants) Gerald V: Oh, a dying soldier. (Minions grabbed the diamonds) Gerald V: Is something eating you? Soldier: Bla... Black... Black Bear. Gerald V: Black bear? Soldier: Is coming. Gerald V: Goodness. (He dies) Gerald V: I never knew. Miriam: Black Bear? Gerald V: He told us so. (Gerald V looks out the window and the diamonds are gone) Gerald: A dream! A nightmare! Yikes! The diamonds are gone! The dying soldier is right! Now our kingdom will suffer dead. (Lightning strucks) (and rain pours)