Meat Kark Goldtee

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk67dd What A Cartoon. (intro plays) Meat Kark Goldtee (episode begins) (the cartoon intro plays. episode begins.) Narrator: The Mall of Squirrelsville is having it's special jam contest. Let's take a look. (the special jam contest begins) Toby: Hello everybody. All: Hello Mayor. Toby: Welcome to our jam contest and allow me to introduce the characters for the taste of this jam contest, The Pollyanna Girls. (the Pollyanna Girls appear) Narrator: Yes. Say hello to Reba. (Reba enters) Narrator: Jessie. (Jessie blows her bubble gum) (and enters) Narrator: The twins, Marie and Priscillia. (Marie and Priscillia arrive) Narrator: And Polly. (Polly enters) Narrator: They're the Pollyanna daughters. (the Pollyanna girls bow down) (Crowd cheered) (and whistled) Narrator: And so, The girls begin to judge. All: Hi. (They taste the jams) (together) Narrator: When the crowd waits their answer, They're starting to freak out. Except for this guy. (Kark enters with a corn-cob pipe in his mouth) Narrator: Kark Goldtee, What's your secret? Kark: It's made of meat! Narrator: Pardon? Kark: I call it meat jam. Narrator: Why did you made meat jam? Kark: Because I love meat jam. And it should taste good for you. Reba: The winner is... Girls: Letter A! Polly: Raspberry/Watermelon jam! Narrator: Wow. Tough luck, Kark. (Kark gasps in shock when his pipe fall out of his mouth) (into his hand) Kark: That's impossible. Narrator: You're a loser now. Reba: That was good. Polly: Yeah, all except for that meat jam. It tasted like dog food! Ahem. Jessie Marie: Blah. Priscillia: Gross. Polly: Not good for all of us. Reba: Tastes terrible. (They went off) (into the distance) Kark's line. Kark: It's those Pollyanna girls, who are losers, and shall pay. (Kark stands up) Kark: They've made fun of me... (snickered for a revenge plan) Kark: ...and I know just the plan on how to make those girls as slaves for the master. (Kark pulls out a special gun) (that he has) Kark: The meat gun! It can turn everything and everyone into meat and with it, I can eat Squirrelsville. (snickers) Narrator: Later. (Later) (Phone rings) (loudly) Reba: (answers it) Hello? (speaks on it) Toby: It's the Mayor of Squirrelsville, Toby. We're under attack. There's a villain here that is turning everything into... to... to... (POOF!) (Kark shoots with his meat gun) (to shoot anyone) Toby: Meat. (finishes) Reba: Oh my gosh! (gulps) Reba: Let's get going, Girls! Polly: Charge! (They went off) (to find Kark) Narrator: Oh no, The city's a meat town. (a meat town is seen) Jessie: Here we come, Don't worry. (they arrive) Polly: Oh, Look at this town. Reba: It's a mess. Marie: We'll fix that. Priscillia: By getting some tools to aid it. (They turn the town back to normal with a ray) (gun) (Crowd cheered) (and whistled) Reba: Now, Who did this? Jessie: Hmm... Marie: Is it the Retched Rodents? Priscillia: Or the Gerbiko Girls? Jessie: That loan shark? Reba: The Bad Birds? Polly: Teresa Pussy-Poo? Jessie: Slade Spider? Priscillia: Could be a baddie who made that yucky meat jam. Reba: Hold it! Now I remember! Jessie: You do? Reba: It was Kark Goldtee! Marie: Oh! Priscillia: Now we get it. (They went off to find him) (and tried to see if they could stop him) Narrator: Hurry up girls to stop this primate meat maker who is about to shoot at the Mall of Squirrelsville. (the girls hurry) Kark: So, We meet again for the last time. Polly: And the first time too. Kark: (looks back) The Pollyanna Girls? I don't think you. (shoots at them) (the girls dodge) Narrator: Whoa! Watch it! (the girls avoid the ray gun) (They jump) (clear) Narrator: Almost hit her. (the girls manage to avoid) Polly: I'm gonna get you! (charges forward) (Kark looks back) (and gasps) (ZAP) (DODGE) (HIT) Polly: Oh! (POOF!) Kark: Gotcha. (snickers) Reba: Polly! Jessie: Are you okay, sis? Narrator: Oh no. She's down, She's hit, She has a toy meat mouse. Reba: Oh my Toledo gosh! (Polly gets up) (and awakens) Polly: You moron! (charges) (like a speeding train) Kark: Uh oh. (grins) (PUNCH! WHACK! TWAK! KRANK! BLAM! BOOM! SNAPPY! CRACKLING! POPPING!) (fighting sounds are heard) (TOSS, Kark George yell) (Crash, George Ooh) (ZAP) (POOF) Narrator: Later. (Later) Toby: Well, Girls, I gotta thank you. This grilling day was a success. All: Yes. Reba: Thank you. Toby: You're welcome. Toby: But question. Why does my burger has a pipe sticking out of it? Polly: Oh, it's Kark's pipe. (They giggled) Polly: And my toy mouse needs to be turned back to normal. (POOF) Polly: Much better. Narrator: Haha. What a joke. And thanks to the Pollyanna girls, The day is saved. (the girls cheer) The End That's all folks (credits play) (and stop)

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