Beauty and the Beast/Transcript

(One day, Everyone enters the Squirrel Theater) (to see another play perform) (Sign says "Beauty and the Beast") (which is above) (On back stage) (however) (Angelina rehearses her ballerina dancing) (for dancing) Chris: Is your dancing for this event ready? Angelina: Yes. I am. Because it's been a while since Gopher and Priscilla are pregnant and will give birth to more kids. Christian: The play's ready now. Quiet please. Thomas: And let them roll. George: Lights... Elizabeth: Camera... Fredwin: Action. (the film begins) Christian: Hello everyone, Glad to see you all welcomed to the Squirrel Theater. Yesterday, It was Penny's birthday, So we'll give you special play to worship her birthday yesterday. So enjoy Beauty and the Beast. Thomas: Yeah. Since we're back to doing Squirrel Theater plays. (APPLAUSE) George: Because no doubt we'll get more adopted kids on our team. (Lights go dark) (at first) (Curtains open) (like magic) (Scene shows a castle) (which is quiet and peaceful) Pajama Sam: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. (Chris is seen) (Belle knocks on the door) (with his buffer beam) Pajama Sam: But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. (Belle leaves) Pajama Sam: But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. (Belle warns Chris) Pajama Sam: And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. (Belle's ugliness melts away) (Sticks appeared) (like magic) Pajama Sam: The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. (Chris can't apologize and turns into a monster) Sophia: That's horrible. Anna: Poor Chris. Pajama Sam: Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. (the beast is seen) Pajama Sam: The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. (the rose is seen) Pajama Sam: As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast? (the beast is upset) (Scene comes to a village now) (at last) (Angelina come out) (and wake up) (Song starts) (and plays) Angelina: Little town, it's a quiet village Every day like the one before Little town, full of little people Waking up to say Johnny Bravo: Bonjour Bernie: Bonjour. Jenny Wakeman: Bonjour. Mayor of Townsville: Bonjour. Dexter: Bonjour. Angelina: There goes the baker with his tray, like always The same old bread and rolls to sell Every morning just the same Since the morning that we came To this poor provincial town Fat Albert: Good morning, Belle! Angelina: Good morning, Monsieur. Fat Albert: Where are you off to? Angelina: The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and- Fat Albert: That’s nice…Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!! Marie and Priscillia: Look there she goes, that girl is strange, no question Dazed and distracted, can't you tell? (Gus-Gus chases a pig) (from nearby) (Gus-Gus then gasps and flees) (in fright) Zoe: Never part of any crowd. Speckle: Cause her head's up on some cloud. All: No denying she’s a funny girl, that Belle! Rupert: Bonjour. Angelina: Good day. Frankie: How is your wife? (BOP!) Dinky: Doh! (birds tweet) Candace: I need six eggs! Corneil: That's too expensive. Angelina: There must be more than this provincial life! Reginald: Aw, Belle. Angelina: Good morning. I’ve come to return the book I borrowed. Reginald: Finished already? Angelina: Oh, I couldn’t put it down! Have you got anything new? Reginald: Not since yesterday. Angelina: That’s all right. I’ll borrow… this one. Reginald: That one? But you read it twice. Angelina: Well, it's my favorite, okay? Reginald: If you like it all that much, It's yours. Angelina: But, Sir... Reginald: I insist. Angelina: Well thank you. Thank you very much. Eds: Look there she goes, that girl is so peculiar I wonder if she's feeling well PPGs: With a dreamy far-off look! Phineas and Ferb: And her nose stuck in a book Junkyard Gang: What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle! Angelina: Oh, isn't this amazing? It's my favorite part because you'll see Here's where she meets Prince Charming But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three! Grandma Foster: Now it’s no wonder that her name means ‘beauty’ Her looks have got no parallel! Herriman: But behind that fair façade I'm afraid she's rather odd Very diff'rent from the rest of us All: She’s nothing like the rest of us. Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle! (BONK!) Dexter's Dad: Oh! (birds tweet) (Crowd laughs) (at him) (GUNSHOT) (BAM!) (Slade runs to catch it) (in a sack with him) (It landed on the ground) (SPLAT!) Slade: Oops. (chuckles) Isabella: Oh no. It's those two crooks now. Sylvester: Trevor Sr and Slade Spider. Slade: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world! Trevor Sr: I know. Slade: Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you...and no girl for that matter! Trevor Sr: It's true, LeFou, and I've got my sights on that one! Slade: The inventor's daughter? Trevor Sr: That's the one. She'll be forced to marry me. Slade: But she's... Trevor Sr: The lovely girl in town. Anna: She's already married. Melman: Yeah. To Chris. Slade: I know. But... (BOP!) Oh! Trevor Sr: Because she's the best for me to deserve, yes? Slade: Of course. I mean, You do. But... Trevor Sr: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she’s gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there’s only she, who is beautiful as me. So I’m making plans to woo and marry Belle. Dee Dee, Mee Mee and Lee Lee: Look there he goes Isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gaston Oh he's so cute! Be still my heart I'm hardly breathing He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute! Utonium: Bonjour! Trevor Sr: Pardon. Rikochet: Good day! Andy Johnston: Mais oui. Buena Girl: You call this bacon? Pickle: What lovely grapes! Zozi: Some cheese! Eilonwy Quollie: Ten yards. Bartok: One pound Trevor Sr.: Excuse me. Flea: I’ll get the knife! Trevor Sr: Please let me through. (goes by) Minka: This bread. Bloo: Those fish. Goo: It's stale. Bloo: They smell. Wallace: Madame’s mistaken! Angelina: There must be more than this provincial life! (feels bothered) Trevor Sr: Just watch, I'm going to make Belle my wife! All: Look there she goes, that girl is strange but special! A most peculiar mademoiselle! It’s a pity and a sin. She doesn’t quite fit in! (Trevor Sr goes after her) (and tries to stop her) All: 'Cause she really is a funny girl A beauty but a funny girl She really is a funny girl That Belle! (Angelina walks on) All: Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour. (Angelina looks back) (and gasps) (Song ends, APPLAUSE) (WHISTLE) Trevor Sr: Hello Belle. Angelina: Hello Gaston. (SNATCH) Angelina: Um, that's my book, don't you see? Trevor Sr: How will you read this? There's no pictures in it. Angelina: Because people use their imaginations. Trevor Sr: Belle, it's about time you got your head out of those books (tossing book into the mud) and paid attention to more important things... like me. (Angelina feels puzzled) Trevor Sr: A lot of people are talking about it. It isn't right for a girl to read a no picture book. Then she'll get ideas of thinking. Angelina: Gaston, you are positively primeval. Trevor Sr: Thank you. How about you come to my tavern for a while and look at my trophies I got? Angelina: Possibly some other time. Dee Dee: What's wrong with her? Mee Mee: She's crazy! Lee Lee: He's gorgeous! Angelina: Please, Gaston. I can’t. I have to get home and help my father. Slade: That crazy old man, Needs help after asking first. (they laugh) Angelina: Hey! That isn't nice to say about my father! Trevor Sr: Yeah, don’t talk about her father that way! Angelina: He is not crazy, He's a genius! (KABOOM!) (They laugh harder even the crowd) (laugh too) Eddie: Now that's crazy. Rancid: Yeah. So crazy. (Angelina rushes to the house) (to see what's wrong) Angelina: Father? (enters) (Maurice coughs and sputters) (so much) Angelina: Are you okay? Maurice: Yeah. I think so, sweetie. But I keep messing things. I'm trying to fix them up. Angelina: Don't fail on it now. Maurice: Now if I can find the right tools, this contraption should be working again. Angelina: Yes, Then you'll get first prize at the fair tomorrow. And be the world's famous inventor. Maurice: Really sure? Angelina: Preciously. Maurice: Well, what are we waiting for? I’ll have this thing fixed in no time. Angelina: Good. Maurice: Hand me that dog-legged clencher there… So, did you have a good time in town today? Angelina: Got a new book. Pop, Do you think I'm odd? Maurice: My daughter? Odd? Angelina: Yeah. Maurice: Where would you get an idea like that? Cliff: *Odd*. Phooey. Lube: Crazy. Angelina: Oh, I don't know. It's just I'm not sure I fit in here. There's no one I can really talk to. Maurice: What about that Gaston? He’s a handsome fellow! Angelina: He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited and...Oh Papa, he's not for me. Maurice: Well, don’t you worry, cause this invention’s gonna be the start of a new life for us. Angelina: Is it done now? Maurice: I think that’s done it. Now, let’s give it a try. (Pulls the lever) (to see if it works) (The machine activates) (like magic) (It chopped wood) (like magic) Angelina: It worked! Maurice: Told you I'd get it working! Angelina: You did it! You really did it! Maurice: Told you it'd work! Sophia: Piece of cake. Anna: Always good. Maurice: Hitch up Phillipe, Girl. I'm off to the fair. (BONK!) (Wilhelm scream) (Crowd laughs) (at poor Maurice) (Later) Angelina: Goodbye Pop. Good luck. (walks off) Maurice: See you, sweetie. Pajama Sam: And off he goes, On his way to the fair and to win the first prize if he can. Unless he doesn't get lost, That is. (Maurice sets off) Theodore: I'm gonna agree that he'll be lost for sure. (feels upset) (Later, That night, They were in the woods) (however) Maurice: We should be there by now. Maybe we missed a turn. I guess I should have taken a... wait a minute. (feels upset) Maurice: Let's go this way. (he goes left) Maurice: Come on, It's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time. (his horse obeys) (Ichabod's horse went along through the mist) (without stopping) Pajama Sam: When Maurice went through the mist, We will never know the dangers coming ahead. (the dangers are coming) (ZIP) (ZOOM) (Ichabod's horse gasps) (in horror) Maurice: This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Phillipe? We better turn around. (Howling noises were heard) (suddenly) (Ichabod's horse backs up) Maurice: Whoa. Oh boy. Careful. Watch it, Please. (Ichabod's horse obeys) (BUMP!) (CRASH!) (Bats fly around them) (by mistake) Maurice: Whoa! Look out! (Ichabod's horse obeys) (Ichabod's horse flees) (in fright) (They almost went off a cliff) (trying not to lose the wagon, mind you) Maurice: Back up! Back up! Back up! Good boy, good boy. That's good, that's--back up! (Ichabod's horse backs up) Maurice: Steady. Steady! Hey now. Steady. (Howling was heard again) (making the heroes panic) (Maurice falls off) (and crashes) Maurice: No, Phillipe! (THUMP!) Oh! (birds tweet) (Lamp breaks) Maurice: Ooh... (Ichabod's horse runs away) (with his wagon that he drags) (Sylvester facepalms) Sylvester: Poor Ichabod's horse. Maurice: (looks around) Phillipe? (peers back and forth) (Hears growls and looks) (back to see what's behind him) (Wolves appeared) (behind Maurice) (He gasps and runs) (away) Pajama Sam: Maurice ran through the woods with the wolves pursuiting him, Until he came to a gate. (Maurice runs) (Until he sees a gate) (from nearby) Maurice: Help! Is someone there? Help! (echoes) (Gate opens as he falls through) (it) (Wolves gets closer to him) (as he tries to get through) (He shuts the gate on them) (and locks it) (Wolves barely got him completely) (Maurice snickers) (He got away) (from the wolves) Conner: Phew. (feels pleased) Pajama Sam: He got away from the wolves, Then after he got through the gate, He saw a big a castle. (a castle is seen) (THUNDERCLAP, Rain falls) (and pours) (Maurice knocks on the door) (to see if anyone's there) (Door opens) (up) (Looks around and shuts the door behind him) (to keep warm) Maurice: Hello? Hello. (echoes) Psy: This poor guy must've lost his way in the woods. Duckman: Quiet, please, and I'm sure he'll leave. Maurice: Is someone there? Duckman: Not a word. or the tiniest sound. Maurice: I don't need to trespass here, But I lost my way in the woods and lost my horse. So, Would you please be kind to give me a place to stay for the night? Psy: Oh, come on. Get a heart. Duckman: Shut up. (BOP!) Duckman: Ow! (birds tweet) Psy: Of course, Sir. You're welcome here. Maurice: Who's there? (looks around) Psy: Over here. Maurice: Where? I don't see you. (tap) Maurice: Huh? Psy: Hello. (Maurice gasps) (BUMP, George ooh) (Crowd laughs) (birds tweet) Maurice: Amazing. (smirks) Psy: I sure am. Maurice: Nice to see you. Duckman: Oh no. Now look what you did. You've done it, Lumiere. Splendid and preachy... (Maurice picks up Duckman) Duckman: Oi! Put me down! Maurice: Who is this accomplished? Duckman: Put me down! At once! Stop that! (Tickles his toes) Duckman: That tickles! (He shakes him) (up and down) (Psy chuckles) (happily) (He winds him up) Duckman: It tickles! (Maurice touches the pendulum) (by accident) Duckman: Sir, close that at once, do you mind?! Maurice: I'm really sorry, But it's just I never seen such... (sneezes) (POOF!) Isabella: Bless you. Sylvester: Gesundheit. (Maurice sniffs) (and coughs) Psy: Oh, You must be soak to the bone, Man. Here, Come and relax by the fireplace. Maurice: Thank you very much. I'd like to keep warm. (Top Hat saw him) (and gasped) Duckman: No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop...right...there! (feels angered) Duckman: Oh no. Not the master's chair. (Maurice sits down) (Blue went past Duckman) (like a bullet) Duckman: I'm not seeing this. I'm not seeing this. (closes his eyes) Maurice: Hello little fella. (Blue barks) Delbert: Here you go, Sir. (gives Maurice something to drink) Duckman: Okay, This has gone far enough! I'm in change here... (ZOOM!) Oof! (BUMP!) Penny: How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? It'll warm you up in no time. Maurice: Sure. Duckman: No tea. No tea. (SIP!) Nibbles: (laughs) His whiskers tickles, Mom. Maurice: Oh hi there little fellow. (Door slams open, Psy gasps) (and hides) Nibbles: Uh oh. Penny: Not good. Rancid: Oh, Here comes the bad guest. Eddie: Not good. (Maurice quivers with fear) (as his teeth chatter) (Top Hat came in) (to see Maurice) Top Hat: There's a stranger here. (looks around) Psy: Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods. He was cold and wet, so… (ROAR) (wind whistles) Duckman: Master, I'd like to take this moment to say...I was against this from the start. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no, no! (roars) Duckman: Oh! (falls over) (Maurice looks around) Maurice: Who is it? (He saw Top Hat) Maurice: Oh! Who are you? Top Hat: Who are you?! What are you doing in here?! Maurice: I… I… I was lost in the woods and… Top Hat: You're not welcome here! Maurice: My apologies. Top Hat: What are you staring at?! Maurice: Nothing. Top Hat: So, You've come to stare at the BEAST! Have you?! Maurice: Oh, please. No harm done. I need a place to find and stay. Top Hat: I'll give you a place to stay! (drags him away) (SNATCH!) (SLAM!) (BUMP!) Sophia: Oh no. Melman: Poor Maurice.