Weasel Claus is Comin' to Town/Transcript

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(At the Squirrel Theater, Everyone entered it) (to see what play would be made) (Sign says "Weasel Claus is Comin' to Town") (which is going to begin) (Everyone be seated) (all together) Waldo: Hope you're ready, Honey. Jingle: I'm ready, darling. After all, we are doing more Squirrel Theater plays so far. Waldo: Make sure we don't remind this all the time. Jingle: And make sure we get the point since we may do Arcane (Season 1) since Stalage has played it so far. Sunil: Quiet please. Thank you. Now let's get on with this play. Lights, Camera, Action. Pepper: And maybe we will do Arcane (Season 1) since we've done Arcane (Season 2) so far. Sunil: Hello and Merry Christmas ladies and gentlemen of the theater, Today, We're gonna give you a special Christmas joy that you'll like, It maybe stupid of a law, But romantic, So enjoy Weasel Claus is Comin' to Town. Pepper: Since we've done lots of spoof travels since so far. (APPLAUSE) (WHISTLE) (The play begins) (and starts) (Curtains open) (and start the play) Voice: Today, children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world shaking significance: the annual visit of Santa Claus. Informed sources report that legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout. Meanwhile, letters by the thousands have been flooding postal facilities at the North Pole. (the story continues) (Merlin drives along) (on a truck) (BUMP) (STOP) Merlin: Dog gone thing! It always goes out when you're-- (Looks at the audience) (and gasps) Merlin: Oh, hello there. My name's Special Delivery Kluger. Oh, I've got letters for Santa today. And every year, they're the same. Some asked for toys, but some asked for questions. Like you take this one. Ellie's voice: Dear Santa, Why do you wear a red suit? Andy Johnson: Why does he go down the chimney? Gumball's voice: Why do you have a beard? Applebloom: And how many reindeer does he have? Tuck's voice: Why do you come on Christmas Day? Dexter: And what presents do you give to us? Andy: Why do you ride a sleigh? Dexter: And which presents have you got? Gumball: Who's your wife's real name? Applebloom: And where do you live? Ellie: Why do some people call you Kris Kringle? All: Why? Merlin: Now, hold on. Hold it, kids. I can answer all these questions. Ellie: You can? Merlin: Yeah. And it's a story of Santa Claus. All: Oh. Merlin: The story of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. Let's begin. (Music begins as Merlin dances) (and sings) Princess Sarah: This is really beautiful. (smirks) Sophia: This is going be fun. Melman: So much fun. Rancid: If it is to me. Eddie Squirrel: Because more members are going to join the heroes and us villains on spoof traveling. (Music ends as Merlin posed) (for a pose) (APPLAUSE) (WHISTLE) Merlin: So you want to know all about Santa, huh? Best place to start is at the very beginning, when Santa was just a little baby. All: Oh. Ellie: You mean Santa was once... (giggles) A baby? All: Yes. Merlin: Of course! Everybody has to be a baby at least once in their lives. Now this was years and years ago. Oh, way back. All: Wow. (Scene turns around to the town) (which is quiet and peaceful) Merlin's voice: In one of the Northern countries, There was a small city called Sombertown, It was a cold cold place would shiver in the shadows of the strange mountain of the whispering winds. Now the mean reason for all this gloom, Was the mayor, A mean ole grouch of a fella that was known as Burgermeister Meisterburger. (General Specific is seen) Sylvester: Ooh. He quivers me. Isabella: As well as his men. Public: Burgermeister. Burgermeister. Look what was discovered on your front stoop. General Specific: What is it? The milk? The newspaper? Public: No sir, A baby. Specific: Oh, is it all? Public: And there's a note. I says "Please sir, Take care of my child and protect him from the dangers of the mountain the whispering winds. He'll be exceptional if only giving the love he needs". Can we, Sir? Specific: A baby?! I take care of a baby? Outrageous! What's his name? Public: Is right here, Sir. His name on his locket says 'Claus'. Specific: Why not take him to the orphanage? Public: Why? Specific: Because he needs some adopted parents to take care of him. (Roderick bawls) (in Little Toot's Mel Blanc voice from Melody Time) Public: Gees. (sets off) Specific: Get him outta here! Public: Okay. (He leaves) (and is gone) (Public walks through the blizzard with Roderick on a sleigh) (not letting go, mind you) (But then, SNAP) (the sleigh snaps, due to the weight not holding on properly) Public: Oh no, The sleigh, It broked away. Where are you baby Claus?! Come back! Come back! (echoes) (He falls into the snow) (SPLAT) (Wind blows) (faster) (When Roderick is blown away) (into the distance) Merlin's Voice: Well, that strange wind blew the little sleigh right up to the Blue Mountains of the Whispering Winds. (Pokemons say him and followed him) (to wherever he went) (Roderick is blown into the moutains) (far away) Merlin's Voice: For you see, that mountain is the home of the Winter Warlock. (THUNDER) (rain pours) (Cranston looks around) (to find someone) Merlin: The strange guy of the north, who lived alone in a ghostly palace of ice, practicing his strange spells and snowing magic. (Roderick landed in the ground) (BUMP) Merlin's voice: The animals knew that they have to find him and fast. (the Pokemon run) (And covered him with sticks) (to keep him safe) (Cranston walks by without seeing him) (or where he is) (Then the pokemons take him along) (all together) Merlin: They knew where that baby belonged, so quick as they could, they started on their way. Applebloom: Where? Where? Merlin: So they took him to a cottage at Rainbow River Valley, and there standing in the middle, was the cottage of the friendly neighborhood characters. Elves, they might say. Kringles were their names. (They sat him on the porch, Knock on the door and leave) Narrator:The door was answered by one of the elves to be exact. Waldo: (whispers) Dingle. Narrator: Dingle, you'll say. Ed: Yes? Who's there? There's who? Oh. Wiggle my ears and tickle my toes, I think I see a baby's nose, It's more then a nose, There's a whole baby attached to it. Better call my brothers. Wingle, Bingle, Tingle, Zingle. (walks off) Eddy: What is it Dingle? Ed: It's a baby. Brad: A baby what? Ed: A baby baby. Courage: I like them. Brad: Are babies the best babies of them all? Isabella: It's too cute. Sylvester: So wonderful. Merlin's voice: They brought the little guy to the elf queen, Tanta Kringle. Edd: Look what we found. Ed: A baby. Edd: See? Fiona: A baby! What a splendid idea! He shall live with us and sleep with us and drink warm cocoa with us! Ed: What should his name be, Tanta? You see, His locket says 'Claus'. Fiona: That's a very unusual name. But we'll call him Kris Kringle. All: Yay! Fiona: Because he lives with us now. Merlin: I guess those animals gave that baby to their hearts. As soon as he was old enough, Kris sat down in a workshop while the elves taught him how to write letters, how to read, how to write, talk, and count stars on the crystal, and how to make toys. Dexter: Make toys? Merlin: Yeah, sure, kid. This was one of Kris's main articles to do so. They were toy makers. The only problem is there were no children to give them too. Gumball: What? Why? Merlin: You'll remember summer Thomas on the other side of the mountain with whispering winds. Sombertown. Merlin: You'll remember Sombertown on the other side of the mountain with whispering winds. (They stack them up) (all together) Merlin: So the toys kinda stacked up some how. Fiona:It's really quite upset. We will never be able to transport our toys up to the mountain. Shy: But when I'm grown up soon, I'll take them over it for you, Tanta. (we gasp) Fiona: Oh, that will be the day. We will be great toymakers again as we prosper. Shy: When was that? Fiona: Oh, that?! That was years and years ago. The Kringles were well renowned. The world's very first toymakers! The First Toy Makers to the King. (Song starts) (and plays) Fiona: It's a difficult responsibility When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty You must strive for just the perfect quality When you're the first toymaker to the king! (song plays) Fiona: All the soldiers must stand erect or the kingdom they protect The balls must bounce much higher If they're to please his royal sire The ballerinas must pirouette Upon their musical toes And the clowns must make a king forget All his kingly woes! (scats) All: It's a difficult responsibility When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty You must strive for just the perfect quality When you're the first toymaker to the king! (hum) Fiona: All the sailboats must never sink And the dollies always wink The teddy bears be furry If they're to gay his royal curry The jack-in-boxes must always pop At every regal command And the kangaroos must learn to hop Into the prince's hand! (whistles) All: It's a difficult responsibility When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty You must strive for just the perfect quality When you're the first toymaker to the king! (Song ends) (and stops) Ellie: So that's why he makes such lovely toys. Huh? Merlin: And that is why Kris made some wonderful toys. That's why the elves taught him everything they knew.

(Sophia nods) Merlin: Most of important, the characters taught him to have great fun as well. They taught how to make a laugh like 'Ho! Ho! Ho!'. Cliff: But soon, There's going to be a law about toys. Lube: No-one should really play with them. Because toys are not their kind. Shy: Ho ho ho! (Crowd laugh) (at Shy) Merlin: Then years past when Kris was all grown up now. Waldo:There! Now that I'm a proper man, Madame, I shall take the toys across the Mountains of the Whispering Winds. Edd: I would like to see someone that'll play with our toys. Eddy:If only one of my dollies could be held tight by a little girl. Waldo: Okay, At dawn, I'm leaving to Sombertown. Ed: Okay. Merlin: Then later, That night. (night has fallen) Waldo: Tanta? Oh, It's you. I was just packing, Hope I didn't disturb you. Fiona: No. I made you this for your trip. Waldo: Thank you. Wonder what it is. A red Kringle suit. Gumball: So that's how he got the red suit. Merlin: Yes. Dexter: Now what happen next? Merlin: Well, Kris said 'Goodbye.' to all of his friends. The Elves and Animals. As night fell, our heroes travelled through the quiet forest, which lay across the blue monster's mountain. Waldo: Oooh. Creepy. (carries on) (POUNCE) Waldo: Ah! (Eevee appears) Eevee: Eevee. Waldo: Why, you're a Pokemon. (Eevee nods) Waldo: Well, what brings you here? Eevee: Vee. Waldo: Are you going to the South Pole? (Eevee nods) Waldo: Well, little fella. That's the other end of the earth. You're somehow lost as can be. Eevee: Eevee. Waldo: Want to come with me? (Eevee gasps and cuddles into him) Waldo: I guess that's a yes. Eevee: Eevee Eevee. Waldo: Then let's go. Eevee: Eevee. Waldo: And I'll call you Topper. Eevee: Eevee. Cranston: Who nears my mountain?! (they gasp) Cranston: Go back or you are doomed! (they flee) (EVIL LAUGH) (echoes) Waldo: Faster, Topper! (they run) (They flee through the mountain) (in fear) Cranston: I shall get him when he returns, He's got to cross my mountain on the way home and then no more being a nice guy. (snickers) Waldo: We made it Topper. And look! Sombertown waiting for us and our good Kringle toys! (they arrive)