The Road to Goldtropolis/Transcript

(the story begins) Stephen Squirrrelsky presents A What An Animal Movie (the story begins) The Road to Goldtropolis Our glorious city Was build by the divinities by Gods Who saw fit to bestow The gift of a paradise Peaceful and harmonious upon Us mere mortals below And made Goldtropolis The magnificent and golden One thousand years ago, Goldtropolis, Goldtropolis, Goldtropolis, Goldtropolis Rio de Janeiro Kong Dawn: Today, We sail to conquer the new world. For Rio, For glory, For gold! (the story continues) (GUNSHOTS, Ninetales got startled) (and panicked) Kong: Doh! Ninetales, Eyes forward. Gees. (Ninetales obeys) (Wanted poster was seen) (from nearby) Narrator: Later.

Dennis: Seven! Rocky: Oh yes! (Dice rolled) (like a bowling ball) Dennis: Hurray! Winner again! Rocky: Perfect. Dennis: Put it there! Rocky: Super! Panther: Hey, Hey, Hey! (waves) Both: What? (they gasp) Panther: One more roll! (another roll is made) Dennis: But guess what? You're broke! Nothing to give us! Both: What?! Panther: Oh yeah? Well, I got this. (gets an idea) Dennis: A map? Rocky: So cool. Panther: A map to a special new world. Rocky: (gasps) Dennis, You better look at this. Both: Ah. Rocky: Goldtropolis. City of gold. This can be our destiny. Our faith. Dennis; Lad, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice. (Rocky gives him the puppy eye look) Rocky: Hmm... Dennis: No. Not the face. No, No, No, No, No. Rocky: But... Panther: I said one more roll for my map against your cash. Rocky: Oh? (Dennis sighs) Dennis: Okay, fine. You're on. Panther: No with those. This time you're using my dice. Both: Oh. Dennis: Okay. We'll use them. This will be our only chance. Rocky: With pleasure. (Dennis shakes them) (together) Dennis: Show me seven. Rocky: Okay. (Dice rolls) (along) Dennis: (peeks and gasps) Seven! Rocky: Yeah! (They take the map) (with them) Dennis: Again, Thank you so much for playing, It was fun. (Dice dropped onto the ground) (with a loud THUMP!) (Panther bangs on the ground) (BUMP!) Panther: I knew it! Your dice are loaded! (winks) Dennis: You gave me loaded dice? (gasps) (BUMP) (CLANG!) Dennis: Huh? He gave me loaded dice! Guard, Arrest him! Rocky: You dare to impugn my honor? He was the one who was cheating! Dennis: What?! They're your stupid prank! Rocky: Arrest him! He tricked these sailors and took their money! Dennis: You calling me a thief? Rocky: Yes. Dennis: Well, Look at yourself, Canine. Rocky: Oh yeah? You want to fight me, don't you? Dennis: You wanna do the hard way. Huh? Rocky: You better give that money back or I'll... (ignite his saber) En garde! Dennis: En garde yourself. I'll give you the honor of a quick and painless injury. (Got the wrong weapon) Dennis: Uh, wrong one. (Grabs the right saber) Dennis: Ha-ha! (Ignites it) Dennis: Now to attack you. (They struggle) Dennis: Any words you will say? Rocky: You will pay for tricking me. Dennis: Such mediocroty. Let your saber do the talking. Rocky: Bring it on, pal. (SWING, CLASH) (BAM, ZAP, HIT) (They laugh) (SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, SPARK, SIZZLE) Rocky: Missed! Dennis: Oh yeah? Rocky: You fight like my daddy. Dennis: I taught him well on how to duel with your mummy. Rocky: That's a stroke! Dennis: You've been fighting enemies on spoof travels since then? (Dennis slips) Dennis: Whoops. Voice: Not the face! Not the face! (the blades duel) (Rocky got his saber) (and held it at Dennis) (Crowd gasps) (at the duel) Rocky: Everyone, We decided it's a draw. (Dennis grabs his saber) Rocky: So thank you all. We'll be off. (the sabers deactivate as Rocky and Dennis put them on their belts) (They land to the ground) (and have a rest) Rocky: What a joke that was. Dennis: Sure was funny, lad. (MOO, They gasps) (and gulps) (Tauros puffs at them) (they grin) Rocky: We should've kept our sabers activated. Dennis: To tame this beast. Rocky: What'll we do? Dennis: Run? (They run) (and flee) (Tauros pursuit them) (as they ran) (They jumped over a fence) (that Tauros ran into) (They kept running) (as stones flashed and sparks flew) Cat: There they are! (They turn the other way) (and escape) Animals: Yeow! (flee) (from Tauros) (They kept going when they see guards in their way) (and tempting to stop them) (They got past them by going through doors) Women: Oh! Excuse us! (Tauros charges) (at the guards) (CRASH, Wilhelm scream) (birds tweet) (They hopped over someone) Pig: Oh! (birds tweet) (They hopped over a car and swing on a clothes hanger) (from nearby) (Guards were about to shoot them) (when clothes landed on them) (They landed on the ledge) (and gasped) (They kept running) (in fright) (They came to another ledge, Look down and see water barrels) (from nearby) Rocky: I say we'll make it. Dennis: Even if it is a rough landing. (Guards were coming) (toward them) (They jump) Rocky: Look out! Dennis: Dodge! (SPLASH) (gurgles) Rocky: You loose. Dennis: And you win. (They shut their lids) (and hide) (They get lifted) (into the air) Dennis: What's going on? Rocky: We're going high up. (They got on a ship) (that was about to sail) (They get rolled and set off a side) (together) (Corks popped out, They breathe) (for breath) Rocky: Whew. Dennis: That was close. Rocky: What'll we do now? Dennis: We'll jump out and escape. Rocky: Okay. If you say so. Dennis: Let's go. Both: 1 2 (A trunk was over them) 3. (They try to push open their lids) 3. (PUSH) 3. (Kept pushing) 3! (They pant for breath) (at last)

Narrator: That Night Dennis: Okay, Let's try it one more time. Hear? Rocky: Got it. Both: 1, 2, (The trunk was removed, Then POP!) 3! (birds tweet) (Animals stared at them) (with confusion) Rocky: Uh, Excuse us. (chuckles nervously) Dennis: We're sorry. Rocky: Want gum? Dennis: For example? (And then, They get cuffed) (with their hands and legs caught in them) Rocky: Kong Dawn. Dennis: So it's you. Kong: My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ. [cracking knuckles] And I will not tolerate stowaways. (The gulp) Kong: You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more, and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig. Rocky: Cuba? Neat. Kong: Go on now. (SWIPE) (DRAG) Narrator: Days later. (Days Later) (Cat walks along with apples, One dropped) (loose) (Landed in a cell) (SPLAT) Rocky: Huh? (double takes) (and gasps) (Dennis thinks while hitting his head on the wall) (several times) Rocky: So, Have you thoughted a plan yet? Dennis: Well, I'm trying to think. (Keeps thinking) (of a plan) (DING) (a light bulb appears) Rocky: So? Dennis: I know just the idea of how we'll get out. Rocky: Okay? Dennis: We know just the way to escape. Rocky: How? We don't have the keys for this. Dennis: Well, I know just the tool to get the keys, Rocky. Rocky: Well, Why do you use floss to clean your teeth? Dennis: I don't know. What do we use it for? Rocky: So you'll be flawless. (laughs) Dennis: Very funny. Rocky: But I have a better plan. Lift me up to the door up there. Dennis: Got it. (LIFT) (STRUGGLE) Rocky: Hey, Ninetales. Over here. Want this? Come over here. (Ninetales obeys) Rocky: But first, Do us a favor, Find the keys and you'll have it. Dennis: She'll never understand, She's a pokemon. Rocky: She will. Please find the keys that'll open this door and you'll have it. (Ninetales obeys) Dennis: This is insane. Finding keys is too... (tries to keep his balance) (Keys dropped) (down below) Dennis: Hard. For a pokemon. Mostly. Rocky: But easy to be friends with him.

Narrator: 12:00 midnight. (12:00) (They escaped) (and left) (They pack up a lifeboat with stuff) (and get ready to leave) Ninetales: Ni. (they hop aboard) Rocky: Oh. Forget her apple. (TOSS) (SPLASH) (But it bounces on the ship and fall into the water, SPLOSH) (SPLISH) (Ninetales jumps in, SPLASH) (and tries to catch the apple) Rocky: Tales! Dennis: Come back! (Rocky dives in, Lifeboat lands in the water with Dennis) (SPLASH) Dennis: Whoa! (gasps) Rocky: Don't worry, I got you! (The ships went past them, Tipping the lifeboat over) (ZOOM!) (Wilhelm scream) (gurgles) Rocky: The stuff! (gasps) Dennis: One 3, Flip back the lifeboat over! (they do so) Both: 1 2... (gasps) (Another ship past them) (SPLASH) (FLIP) (WHEE!) (SPLISH) (SPLOSH) (They got on the lifeboat and pants for breath) (to make sure they stay safe) Dennis: Is all the stuff safe. Rocky: Yeah, I think so, Dennis. (Ninetales shakes) (and shivers) Dennis: Great. Rocky: Let me tell something. I've been in this business of spoof traveling with my friends and found a new buddy named Andrina with a toy kitty. Dennis: She's like a little sister to you? Rocky: A best friend, to be exact. That's why I have a love interest named Katrina and a father named Chef Pierre. Dennis: Oh really. Least things won't get worse. (THUNDERCLAP, Rain pours) (Spongebob's voice) I guess I spoke too soon. Rocky: Well, you're a buddy to me, since you and Ninetales should be traveling with me and my buddies on other spoof travels. Dennis: If we want to. Rocky: Then sure you can. Because we're all buddies. Since I carry a toy pipe in my mouth since Freddi Fish 4. (Day after day, They rowed along the sea) (all together) (Then they ride past waves in a big sea storm) Both: Whoa! (slide) (Later after it stopped) (however) (They see a seagull came and landed on the lifeboat) (however) (It coughs and sputters) (suddenly) (It get knocked out dead) (and cold) (Dennis and Rocky starred at it) (with confusion) (Their lips smack) (as they go to eat it) (But a shark ate it first) (CRUNCH) (They gasps) (in shock) Rocky: Darn it. Dennis: Fudge. (More days past, They row the boat in circles) (not knowing they're going) Narrator: Uhhh...

Rocky: Dennis, Did you ever imagine that this would end like this? Dennis: No, I didn't. But we're going around in circles. Rocky: Not a regret. Dennis: And not a threat either. Rocky: If we hadn't survived, We won't be seen again. Dennis: It's a good thing we're still alive. Rocky: If we had gold, Our troubles are gone. Dennis: As long as we find the right to the place we're going to, that is. Rocky: If we had a compass, We'll never be lost or stuck at sea for days. Dennis: Since we've got a map with us. Rocky: Our life's an adventure. Dennis: And a fantastic one we'll ever have. (They facepalm) (together) (As their hands are out of the boat) (touching the water) (Not noticing the boat stopped moving) (suddenly) (As they see sand on their hands) (instead of the water) Rocky: Uhhh... Dennis: We're on land. (Rocky gasps) (and as Dennis gulps) Both: Land! (they cheer) (They kiss the ground) (together) (But Rocky didn't notice what he kissed) (until) (They jumped and screamed in Timon and Pumbaa's voice) (from The Lion King during the Hula Scene) (When they saw) (a skeleton) Rocky: Eww. Dennis: Gross. (Ninetales puffs) Dennis: Only fair to get back to the boat safely, Say Aye. Rocky: Aye. (They're about to sail off, But Rocky saw something he have never seen) (before) (He looks at the map) (and reads) (It makes the picture on the map he saw) (like magic)