Simon Desmond

Character
Simon Desmond was a banker looking to buy the baseball team, the Dixie Cups. After the original owner wills the team to Duckman, he tries to sabotage their success. His plan is foiled by Cornfed, Duckman and the girls. However, after Duckman gives the team to their hometown, they sell them to Desmond anyways.

He was a money launderer who was quite savvy with the internet and willing to kill a box of kittens.