Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Movie-spoof Travel in Kung Fu Owen/Transcript

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKcsB0ITcLw (the film begins) https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iuGyiYiBlgLgcwu2VzqjdIeh2dSmEKHR (May 2030) (Note: Still Present) (At the Future Kids clubhouse) (however) Speaker: DVD, This is beta. We got the package, We're coming home. (a package arrives) Binky: Oh. Hey, Everybody, It's here! It's here! All: Hooray! No. No. (jumps with joy) Bradley: It's here? Well, It's about time. (seems happy) (A dvd case was brought in, Saying "Kung Fu Owen") (at last) Binky: Oh my! It's the Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Movie Spoof Travel in Kung Fu Owen film! Joseph: So cool! Binky: Somebody put in the disk, My tail's in the way. Yasha: My pleasure. Binky: Put it in. Bradley: Gosh. It's stuck. Yasha: Uh-oh. Bradley: Just kidding. Joseph: Thank goodness. Binky: Phew. Goodness. Joseph: Now we can watch the film. Alan: Let me take a look at that. A Kung Fu movie. Zayne: So cool, bro. I mean the Alan Catsmith. Oops. Sorry. Salli: So cool. Bradley: Well, He don't look so fat when they try him that way. Steven: (Scar's voice) What?! What did you say? Bradley: Just a joke. Kendra: Thank goodness. Charlie: Let's watch it. Bradley: Guys, We're not gonna watch the whole film, We're gonna see the commercials in it. Edwin: I beg your pardon, Bradley?! Jonathan: He's just kidding. Alan: Told you so. Keaton: Excuse me, There's a dragon warrior in it and a funny tender scene in it too. It might be worth something. Zayne: Yeah. That's when he gets hit in the tenders. Binky: Come on, Put it in. Keaton: We can't wait to watch it. Bradley: Darn, It's jammed. Teresa: Well, that's not good, and-- What?! Binky: Jammed?! Oh, I can't stand the suspense! I can't! Oh. (faints) Monica: Binky? John: Oh dear. Cecilia: Not good. Bradley: Gosh. Guess we went to far on him. Paul: All of a sudden? Binky: Ha ha! Just kidding. Ringo: Thank heavens. George: Good one, Binky. Good one. Glen: You're so funny. (Dvd plays) Mike: This is it. Uranimated18 presents (the movie plays) Kung Fu Owen (the title is seen) Owen's voice: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. (the story continues) (Owen appears) (like magic) (Enters a chinese diner) (to enjoy some food) Gourmand: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! (BANG) (CLANG!) Owen's voice: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Owen: Enough talk. Let's fight. (BOOM!) (Owen attacks) (Baddies were knocked down) (cold) Owen's voice: He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness! Guard: My eyes! Baddie: He's too awesome! Rapunzel: And attractive... Flynn: How can we repay you? Owen: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. (Zoom) (Owen continues to duel) Owen's voice: It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity. (Owen succeeds in a battle) Owen's voice: Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master. (the Furious Five characters bow) Tigger: We should hang out. Judy: My pleasure. Owen's voice: But hanging out would have to wait. 'Cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters. And that's-- (story gets stopped) Tigger: Owen, Pick up. Starfire: You'll be late for work. Ahem. Raven: You'll be late for work. Owen: What? (gasps) (Wilhelm scream) (birds tweet) Ludwig's voice: Owen, Get up! Owen: (yawns) Oh hi Ludwig. No. No. (Owen gasps and awakens) (THUD) (CRASH) Ludwig's voice: Owen, What are you doing up there? Owen: Uh, nothing . (Gets up) (and yawns) Owen: Tigger. Jiminy. Mordecai. Judy. Raven. Yeah! Old Woman: Hmm? Owen: Oh sorry. (gets up and going) Ludwig's voice: Owen, Hurry up, You're late for work. (Owen gasps) Kung Fu Owen - Part 2 Von Drake's Noodle Shop/Dream TalkKung Fu Owen - Part 2 Von Drake's Noodle Shop/Dream Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6od9ceXr54&list=PLAOXw14fFK1gD7Pvl5xe7qwkyRd7IU4UN&index=5&t=0s (Owen tumbles down the stairs) (with a Goofy holler) (THUD) (birds tweet) Owen: Sorry pop. Ludwig: Sorry doesn't bake the noodles. And what do you think you were doing up there? Making all that noise? Owen: Oh, nothing. Just had a crazy dream. Ludwig: About what? Owen: Pardon? Ludwig: What was your dream about? Owen: It was... Uh... Noodles. Ludwig: Noodles? You were dreaming about those types? Owen: Uh, yeah. What else would I be dreaming about? Oh, Careful, The soup is... Sharp. Ludwig: Oh, finally. My son. You've had a happy noodle dream. (laughs) Not knowing how long I waited for this moment. Such a good sign, boy. Owen: Oh what? Ludwig: You are almost ready to be in trust with a secret ingredient in my secret ingredient soup. And then you'll fulfill your destiny and take over this restaurant. Owen: Tell me about it. Ludwig: Just as I took it over from my dad, who took it over from his pop, and took it over from his buddy. Owen: Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream. Ludwig: Seriously? You sure about that? Owen: But Dad, didn't you ever, I dunno, want to do something else? Something besides noodles? Ludwig: Actually, when I was young and crazy, I left and went to make some food. Owen: Tofu? Why didn't you? Ludwig: You know it was not a good dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? Owen: That's a joke. Ludwig: No. Seriously. We all have our place in this world. Mine is here. And yours is at another place. Owen: So? Ludwig: Service is a file. file? smile. Owen: Hi-yi-yi. Ludwig: Yup. Stephen Squirrelsky: What a Chinese restaurant. Sandy: Sure is great to be doing a Kung Fu Panda spoof. Slappy: We deserve it. Skippy: That's what counts as spoof traveling. Thumbelina: You see, We Japanese use chopsticks too, Just like the Chinese does. But I'm not Chinese, You know. Andrew: Yeah. We get the point. Psy: Long time I haven't been here. Brainy: Yeah. Since we've visited lots of countries. Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh, Excuse me. Owner. Sandy: Excuse us, please. Ludwig: Yes? Can I help you? Harry: We're here to see what you're doing. Amy: Actually, Is this a noodle diner? Earl: Along with other types of food for us to eat. Stinky: For chance? Robert: Because there are lots of Chinese food here. Like Fish, Chips, Chicken, Prawn Crackers, Coca, 7UP, Soda, and other stuff here for us to eat. Stephen Squirrelsky: Well, We're Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends. Here's a list of our names. Sandy Cheeks: That's right. Ludwig: I see. Tanya Mousekewitz: That's right. Nice chef you are. Psy: An order of rice, Please. Brainy: Because some of us like it. Ludwig: Okay. Krypto: I like Chinese restaurants. Owen: Oh, Hi. I'm Owen. Krypto: Hi Owen. Stimpy: So, See you got a perfect sight of the Jade palace. Ren: That sounds good. Kung Fu Owen - Part 3 Enter Rafiki/Iroh's VisionKung Fu Owen - Part 3 Enter Rafiki/Iroh's Vision https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y__pKPPIt6A&list=PLAOXw14fFK1gD7Pvl5xe7qwkyRd7IU4UN&index=6&t=0s Narrator: Meanwhile

(Rafiki plays a flute) (to make some music) (Then suddenly) (POOF) (Raven, Jiminy, Judy, Mordecai and Tigger pounces) (on Rafiki) (Rafiki dodges the fights) (and watches) Rafiki: Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me. (the five heroes gasp) Rafiki: Raven, you need more ferocity. Tigger, greater speed. Mordecai — height. Judy — subtlety. Jiminy- Wilbur: I'm here at last. Rafiki: What? Wilbur: I've got some important news to say. Rafiki: Yes? Wilbur: More heroes have arrived. Rafiki: Okay. Wilbur: And Master Iroh wants to see you. Rafiki: Oh. Wilbur: Yup. (Rafiki heads to Iroh's place) (to see what's going on) Rafiki: Master Iroh? You summoned me. Is something wrong? Iroh: What could be something wrong for me to see my old friend? Rafiki: So, Nothing's wrong? Iroh: Well, I didn't say that. (Iroh tries to blow all the candles out) Iroh: I have heard of visions. Not yet. (but is not strong enough) (Then WHOOSH) (the lights go out) Rafiki: You were saying? Iroh: There are some visions for me to see. Rafiki: Yes? Iroh: Some baddies have arrived. Rafiki: Saluk? That's impossible. He's in prison? Iroh: Nothing is impossible. Rafiki: Wilbur! Wilbur: Yes? Rafiki: Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons. Double everything! Saluk does not leave that prison! Wilbur: Got it. (Flies off) (to warn the guards) Rafiki: Gosh. Iroh: It's worst than I thought. Rafiki: W-we have to do something. We can't just let him march on the Valley and take his revenge! He'll, he'll-- Iroh: I'll know. Get revenge. And make us all slaves. Rafiki: Oh boy. Iroh: But your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. Rafiki: And I hear that there are villains working with him, huh? Iroh: Yeah. (They look up) Rafiki: The Dragon Scroll. (they gasp) Iroh: It is time. Rafiki: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become... the Dragon Warrior? Iroh: Who knows? Kung Fu Owen - Part 4 Climb to Your DreamsKung Fu Owen - Part 4 Climb to Your Dreams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_dpkbqdTWw&list=PLAOXw14fFK1gD7Pvl5xe7qwkyRd7IU4UN&index=7&t=0s (back with us) (Owen still serving) (food for the customers) (BUMP) Wallace: Watch it. Woody: Watch where you're going! Owen: Sorry. Buzz Lightyear: Owen's a good servant to serve food. Rocky: Why does a person have an egg roll on his head? Andrina: I don't why. Why's that? Rocky: Cause he has a headache roll. (Laughs) Andrina: (laughs) That's a very good one. Otto: Hey, Look. Larry 3000: What is it, Otto? Buck: A poster. Katrina: What's it say? Owen: Master Iroh's choosing the Dragon Warrior. Today! Everyone! Everyone! Go, get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is going to get the Dragon Scroll! Eds: Cool. Ludwig: Owen, Where you going? Owen: To show everyone this poster. Wrong line. Owen: To the shade palace. Jade Owen: To the Jade palace. Ludwig: But you're forgetting your noodle cart! The whole Valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them! Owen: Oh yeah. But Dad, I was going to think. Ludwig: Yeah? Owen: I was wondering if I can sell lots of food to that place. Ludwig: That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! Owen: Yeah. So glad I've got it. Tyler: Last one to the palace, Is a whitefish dumpling. Ryan: Because it's like a race in the Wacky Races series. Ian: Here we come. Alvin: And away we go.

Narrator: Later... (At the Jade palace on top of the long stairs) (which is like a very steep mountain to climb) Karen: Oh mutton chops. Samurai Jack: That sure is a long up to the top. Stephen Squirrelsky: We can make it. Ready? Sandy: Let's do it together. Stephen Squirrelsky: Go! Sandy: Full steam ahead! (We zoom up the stairs) Owen: Hey, Wait for me. (follows in pursuit) (But gets trouble with the cart) (then has trouble to take it with him) Owen: Come on. Up we go. (pushes harder with all his might)

Narrator: 15 Minutes Later... (Owen was still at the bottom of the stairs) (trying to take his wagon with him) Owen: Oh no. (frowns) Owen: I don't need this wagon. Kung Fu is my dream. (Runs up the stairs) (taking his wagon with him) Ernest Jr.: We made it. Fester Coo-Coo: Right to the top. Rafiki: It is an historic day — isn't it, Master Iroh? Iroh: Yeah, it sure is. Rafiki: My students are ready. Iroh: Well, good. There're more characters coming. Announcer: And now, Let the tournament begin! (the tournament begins) Kung Fu Owen - Part 5 The Tournament/Owen is ChosenKung Fu Owen - Part 5 The Tournament/Owen is Chosen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzYoDC2c6E&list=PLAOXw14fFK1gD7Pvl5xe7qwkyRd7IU4UN&index=8&t=0s (the tournament starts) (We cheered and clap) (with joy) (Owen made it to the top) (at last) Owen: Whew. (pants for breath) (The door closes) Owen: No, No, No! Hold the d... (BOP) Owen: oor. Ow. (rubs his head) Owen: Hey, Let me in! Come on! (tries to get in) Rafiki: Citizens of the Valley of Peace! It is my great honor to present to you... Raven! Judy! Mordecai! Tigger! Jiminy! The Furious Five! Dwarfs: Hooray! Kittens: Hurray! Eds: Hooray! (Owen peeks through a hole) (to see what was happening) Owen: Wow. (feels impressed) Rafiki: Warriors, Prepare! Begin the battle! (the warriors begin to battle) Owen: Yeah! Woo! The Thousand Tongues of Fire! (whistles) (Someone got in the way) (and blocked his path) Owen: Hey, I can't see. Excuse me. Darn. (frowns) (Owen backs up and looks at the fireworks that Mordecai dodges) (and avoids) Owen: Amazing. (feels delighted) (But he tumbles down the stairs with a Luke Skywalker scream) (from Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back (Original Unaltered)) Owen: Darn it. So? (rubs himself) Owen: Gotta be a way in. (Punches the door) Ouch! Oh. (birds tweet) (Owen tries to get over the way with a pole) (and starts running faster) (But) (crashes) Owen: Darn it! (tries to think of something) (Pulls down a tree, Climbs up it to get toss over the wall) (and hops to succeed) (But was too heavy) (and tumbles backward) Owen: Drat! (frowns) (Sighs in depression) (and feels worried) Rafiki: And finally... Master Raven! (Raven appears) (Owen overhears this, Then pulls a tree) (from nearby) Rafiki: Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet! (the crowds gasp) Owen: I know! (gets an idea) Rafiki: Master Raven! Face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death! (Raven obeys) (Owen flies through the sky) (WHEE!) (Crashes) (BUMP) (Land on some fireworks) (by mistake) Owen: Gosh. (shakes his head) Iroh: I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. PPGs: Oh! Rafiki: Citizens of the Valley of Peace! Master Oogway will now choose... the Dragon Warrior! Cow: Oh goody. Chicken: Cool. Cub: Ooh. Owen: Huh? Oh no! No no no, wait! (He suddenly sees the fireworks surrounding him and gets an idea) Yeah... (snickers) (Iroh was going to point to the chosen Dragon Warrior) (to impress everybody) Stephen Squirrelsky: This is it. Sandy: The moment we've been waiting for. (Owen makes a rocket chair with fireworks tied to a chair) (so that he can fly to the top) (Iroh gets closer) (to have a look) (Owen lights a match) (to light the fuses) Owen: Okay. (hopes his plan will work) (Suddenly) (like magic) Ludwig: Owen! What are you doing?! Owen: What does it look like I'm doing?! No, stop, stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior! Ludwig: Come on. Let's go back to work. Isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!! Oops. Ludwig: Owen! What are you doing?! Owen: What does it look like I'm doing?! No, stop, stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior! (prepares to take off) (Iroh gets close to point to the Dragon Warrior) (to show everyone) Ludwig: But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream! (begs) Owen: I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. (Ludwig gasps) (Fireworks are about to go off) Owen: I love Kung Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! (flies) No. Oops. (Nothing happen) So? Ludwig: Phew. Owen: Darn. (frowns) Now. (BOOM!) Not that. "Ludwig: Come on. Let's go back to work." Ludwig: Come on. Let's go back to work. Owen: Okay. (goes to get back to work) (But BOOM!) Owen: Whoa! (flies) Ludwig: What the... (double takes) (and gasps) (Owen goes up into the sky) (to the top) (KABOOM) (an explosion goes off) Crowd: Ooh. Aah. (whistle) Edd: What the... (double takes) Ed: Yikes! (Owen Gut Wrench screams) Eddy: Duck! (THUD) (birds tweet) (The Furious Five look at him) (with confusion) Robert: You okay, Owen? Tanya Mousekewitz: What's wrong? Owen: What happen? (awakens) (Iroh points to him) (at last) Owen: What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay, sorry! I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was. (shrugs) Iroh: How interesting. (smiles happily) Raven: Master, Are you pointing at me? Jiminy: Or me? Judy: Me? Tigger: Or me? Mordecai: Or me? Courage: Excuse me, but he's pointing at Owen. Iroh: You. Owen: Me? Stephen Squirrelsky: Sir, We're sorry. It was an accident. Really. Raven was suppose to be the Dragon Warrior. Sandy: And now it's Owen, who will be it. Iroh: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior! Owen: Oh, Then that's... What?! (gasps) Raven, Tigger, Judy, Jiminy and Mordecai: What?! (Crash gasps) Rafiki: What?! Andrew: What?! Harry, Amy, Earl, and Stinky: What?! Ludwig: What?! Kessie: What?! Eds: What?! Thumbelina: ちょっと、あなた. PPGs: What?! (Fanfare, Crowd cheered) (and clapped) Rafiki: Stop! Wait! Who told you to- (gets interrupted) (Owen gets carried to the palace) (and enters it) Rafiki: Master, Master wait! That big guy can't possibly be the answer to... our problem! You were about to point at Raven and that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident! (ends up being stopped) Wrong. Wrong. Oops. Please don't get angry at me. I'm not. Okay. Iroh: There are no accidents. (SNAP) (fingers) Stephen Squirrelsky: Well, Guess we have to teach him about Kung Fu, If he's the Dragon Warrior. Sandy: Because there are funny parts in this film. Rocky: There is. Andrina: And always will be. Raven: Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. Rafiki: Oh, it's okay. Wrong line. Oops. Raven: Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. Rafiki: Wrong. I'll fail you if Owen hasn't left been morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhOSLwc35NU Narrator: Meanwhile (Meanwhile) (Wilbur flies through the blizzard mountains) (to warn the others) Cops: Halt. (Wilbur stops) Wilbur: Wait, wait, wait wait! I bring a message! From Master Rafiki! (door opens) (Chief Bogo reads the message) Chief Bogo: Seriously? Double the guards? Except for some warnings? Wilbur: Absolutely not. Rafiki does. I'm just the messenger. Chief Bogo: I'll give you your message for your master. Wilbur: Yeah? Chief Bogo: Escape from the prison? Not possible. (Wilbur gasps) Chief Bogo: (laughs) Impressive, isn't it? Wilbur: Oh yes, it's very impressive. It's very impressive! Chief Bogo: There's one way in and another way out. Always tons of guards. Especially with some prisoners. Wilbur: Yes, except that prisoner is Saluk. Chief Bogo: Take us down, guys. (They go down an elevator) (below) (Then door opens) (like magic) Wilbur: Oh my... (Saluk is in statue) Wilbur: Eww. Chief Bogo: Relax. It's a statue. Wilbur: I'll, um... I'm just gonna wait right here. Chief Bogo: Don't worry. He won't hurt you. (They go to it) (and feel him all over) Wilbur: Careful. He'll break loose. Chief Bogo: Nonsense. He's solid gold. (Bangs on it) (to see if it's fake) (Saluk didn't speak) (a word) Wilbur: Ah! Huh? Phew. (feels safe) Wilbur: I'm good! I've seen enough! I'm gonna tell Rafiki he's got nothing to worry about. Chief Bogo: Yeah. Nothing to fear. Wilbur: Okay I'll tell him. Can we please go now? Chief Bogo: With pleasure. (When they walk away, Mouseysqueaky peeks to see if it's okay, Then walks to the statue) (to see if it's alive) Mouseysqueaky: Hello? Saluk. Yo. (knocks on him) Mouseysqueaky: A fake. (Saluk's eyes stared at him, He gasps) Gosh. (gulps) (A feather land on the floor) (Mouseysqueaky looks back at the feather) (Picks it up) (and scratches his head) Voice: Free me if you dare. (echoes) Mouseysqueaky: Oh my. (gets an idea) Kung Fu Owen - Part 7 The Sacred Hall of Warriors/Owen Meets RafikiKung Fu Owen - Part 7 The Sacred Hall of Warriors/Owen Meets Rafiki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cym-uC3mSZs (back with us) (We go inside the palace) (to have a look) Owen: Wait a second! Hello? Uh... I think there's been a slight mistake. Everybody seems to think that I'm, uh... (thinks) Ed: Wow. Look at this place. Eddy: Looks fantastic. Edd: The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! Look at this place! Bubbles: Looks fantastic. Gnorm: Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage! Natane: That looks pretty fun. Rocky: Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking-- ow! Andrina: Might hurt you. Garfield: Look Odie, The Invisible Trident of Destiny! (Odie gasps) Wallace: I've only seen paintings of that painting... Maggie Lee: Wow. Jimmy: Look! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors... said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! Ben the Fox: Fantastic. Jack: Hello? Mr. Blue Jay: Anyone around? Rafiki: Have you finished sight-seeing? Oinky Doinky: To see what you can see. Rafiki: My patience is wearing thin. Toulouse: Spectacular. Rafiki: Do turn around. Berlioz: With pleausre. (Owen jumps and knocks down the vase) Marie: Whoops! (BREAK) (Ed and Eddy laugh) (The Powerpuff Girls laugh) (Dexter laughs) (Woody laughs) (Babies laugh) (the kittens laugh) (Dwarfs laugh) (the Raccoons laugh) (Waterson Kids laugh) (Rocky and Andrina laugh) (Larry and Otto laugh) (The Vultures laugh) (They calm down) (and stop to have a rest) Owen: Someone... broke that. But I'm going to fix it. Do you have some glue?... Ow! Ooh. Splinter. Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We must aid that. Bill Cosby: There. Weird Harold: That'll aid it. "Rafiki: So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?" Rafiki: So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm? Owen: I think so. Rafiki: Wrong. You're not yet. And will not be. Until you've learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. Warners: The Dragon Scroll. Pop: Yup, that's why they call it, son. Owen: So how does this work? You have a ladder or trampoline or... Tim: And some stuff like billiards, darts, cards, bowling, arcade games, and others? Rafiki: You think it's that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? Owen: No. I- Christopher Robin: I'm sure we can master the highest level of Kung Fu. Stephen Squirrelsky: My wife can do Kung Fu. Right? Sandy: Yes, of course, I can. Because my husband can do Jedi Training. (Stephen nods) Griffer: Because we can do great stuff for fun with games. Tennessee: And that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like Owen. Chumley: But might be easy for him to try out some fun and games. Rafiki: You know this hold? Owen: Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty. Yes! Coco Bandicoot: That's right. Rafiki: Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky... Owen: No, No, No. Aku Aku: Then you get so buff. Rafiki: You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. Max (Dog): I suppose that's going to be harder. Rafiki: Now listen closely. Iroh may have picked you, but when I'm through with you, I promise you: You're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear? Duke: Got it. Cat: Crystal clear. Dog: Right-o. Rafiki: Good. I can't wait to get started. Gidget: It's so much fun. Kung Fu Owen - Part 8 Training HallKung Fu Owen - Part 8 Training Hall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZUg4Ttpq8&list=PLAOXw14fFK1gD7Pvl5xe7qwkyRd7IU4UN&index=11&t=0s (we arrive at the training hall) All: Wow. (the training hall is filled with fun games) (Mordecai avoids flying spikes) Snowball: It's going to be great fun we'll ever have. (Jiminy zips through spiky obstacles) Gumball: That sounds like fun. (Judy dodges flames) Darwin: Whoa. Burny. (Tigger swings from line to line) Anais: Super! (Raven was on spiny floor, Dodging swinging spikes and kicks one) Robin Hood: Way to go! Rafiki: Let's begin. Maid Marian: My pleasure. (We start training) Owen: Wait. All of them? Little John: At once? (Stephen dodges fire) Lady Kluck: Nice work, Stephen! (Shet avoid each spike) Skippy Rabbit: That's the spirit, Shet! (Griff swings on each line, Going through each spike hoop) Sis Rabbit: Impressive, Griff! Emily: Hiyah! (Dodges each flying spike) Toby Turtle: Good job! Mordercai: Huh? Whoa. I never seen anybody lovely like you before. Emily: Excuse me? Tagalong Rabbit: Oh my! Mordercai: I mean, You're all white, But not a Blue Jay like me. You're a... Nermal: A stork, of course. Emily: Hold on. You're saying that you're being attracted to me? Jon: Sounds lovely. Mordercai: Well, Uh, Guess so. Emily: Doh! Liz: So cool. Emily: Look Mord, Don't get attracted to me all the time or you'll become a nuisance to me. Gees. Arlene: Oh, no wonder. You're attracted to someone. Owen: Oh, okay. Well... I don't know if I can do all of those moves... Freddi: It's worth a try. Owen: Uh, yeah. It's just-- maybe we can find something more suited to my level... Rafiki: And what level is that? Owen: Well, ya know... I'm not a master, but uh, let's just start at zero. Level Zero. Luther: Think you can manage? "Rafiki: (laughs) There is no such thing as Level Zero." Rafiki: (laughs) There is no such thing as Level Zero. Owen: Hey! Maybe I can start with that! Doug: Be careful, Owen. Patti: A punchbag? Skeeter: Is that all you'll punch? Rafiki: That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door open when it's hot. But if you insist... Connie: Give it your best shot. Owen: Whoa. The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures — except for you, Jiminy. You're about the same. Mushu: You're small. Rafiki: Go ahead, Man. Show us what you can do. Timothy Q. Mouse: I'd like to see what Owen could do. Owen: Um, are they going to watch. Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something? Slappy: Hit it. Skippy: By punching it hard. Owen: Okay. I mean I just ate, so I'm still digesting. So my Kung Fu might not be as good as later on... Kirk: Just hit it. Gregory: Punch it hard. Owen: Alright... Whatcha got? You got nothin' 'cause I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. I'm comin' at him with the crazy feet. Whatcha gonna do about my crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You never seen bear style, you only seen praying Mantis! OR... I could come at you Monkey style. OR... I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake... Yin: Will you hit it already? Yang: Punch it harder! Owen: Okay. (Hits it softly) Bunnie: You call that a hit? Blossom: Do it again. But harder. Bubbles: Like a Falcon Punch. Owen: Okay. (Hits it harder) How's that? (Punch bag bumps into him) Oh! Buttercup: Ooh! Callie: Very good. Deputy Peck: Impressive. (Owen does some difficult training) Toby: So easy to be expected. Owen: Ow! Ow! Ow! That smarts! Rodney: Not harder at all. (A swing club hits his face, Goofy holler) (WHAM!) (Owen rolls in a giant bowl) Cappy: Look at him go. Rafiki: This'll be easier than I thought. Fender: Most impressive. (Owen gets knocked by spiky obstacles) (and tries to get through them) (THUNK) Owen: Ow! Oh! My tenders. (rubs his parts) (Ed and Eddy laugh) Edd: Are you proud of yourselves?! Ed: Oh. Eddy: Hang on there, Hamlet. (The Powerpuff Girls) laugh (Woody laughs) (Dexter laughs) (Warners laugh) (Courage laughs)

(Rocky and Andrina laugh) (Babies laugh) (The Raccoons laugh) (Watterson Kids laugh) (Larry and Otto laugh) (Rusty and Buttons laugh) (Toby, Sis, and Tagalong laugh) (They calm down) (and stop to have a rest) (Owen gets knocks out more) (and lands on something) (Fire shoots out) (POOF!) Owen: Oh man. How'd I do? (coughs and splutters) Rafiki: There is now a Level Zero. B2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? B1: I'm thinking what I'm thinking too, B2. Both: A Level Zero has arrived.