Star Warners (Stephen Druschke's Style)

Stephen Druschke's Films' movie-spoof of the series finale of Pinky and the Brain's Star Warners. It will appear on YouTube in the near future.

Cast:

 * Pinky/3-Pinky-O - Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail)
 * Brain/Brain-2-Me-2 - Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
 * Wakko/Wakk Skylicker - Toothy (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Yakko/Yakk Soho - Cuddles (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Dot/Princess Dot - Giggles (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Slappy Squirrel/Slappy-Wanna-Nappy - Kanga (Winnie the Pooh)
 * Skippy Squirrel/Skippoda - Roo (Winnie the Pooh)
 * Chicken Boo/Chew-Booboo - Baloo (The Jungle Book)
 * Thaddeus Plotz/Girth Plotz - Scar (The Lion King)
 * Dr. Otto Scratchansniff - Dr. Dawson (The Great Mouse Detective)
 * Mindy - Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls)
 * Minerva Mink - Dorothy Ann (The Magic School Bus)
 * Marvin the Martian - Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls)
 * Hello Nurse - Mrs. Brisby (The Secret of NIMH)
 * Flabby the Butt - Fat Cat (Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers)
 * Goofy - Genie (Aladdin)

Quotes:

 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Did you have a nice chat with the funny-hair lady, Ratigan?
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: Yes, Fievel. And do you know what's on the disk she just gave me?
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Another free introductory offer to America Online?
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: Not even close. Observe, Fievel. She gave us the plans to Scar's ultimate weapon-- the Megastar. With it, I can conquer the galaxy!
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Oh, joy! We'll be ruled by a minifridge.
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: I am not a refrigerator.
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Oh. Then I'd better take out my leftovers before they spoil. Now, where did I put that chicken chimichanga?
 * Ratigan/Brian-2-Me-2: Stop it, Fievel.  That tickles! (Laughs) Cut it out! I have a bad feeling about this.
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Me, too. I just found an eggroll that's green a furry.
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Narf! I now present his royal pomposity, a ruler of all that is edible, Fat Cat.
 * (Curtains Opens to Fat Cat)
 * Dorothy Ann: I've gotta get a new agent.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Hey, quit shovin', will ya?
 * (Baloo/Chew-Booboo Clucks)
 * Fat Cat: Cuddles, you are my captive.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Hey, Fat Cat! Nice chins. You look great. Have you lost weight?
 * (Fat Cat Spits at Cuddles)
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Okay, a little touchy about the weight thing. I understand.
 * Fat Cat: We had a deal, Cuddles.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Now, Fat Cat, I can explain.
 * Fat Cat: You promised to deliver a pizza to me in 30 parsecs or less.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Hey, come on! I was in the middle of a meteor shower!
 * Fat Cat: You failed, and now, you die!
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Seems a bit harsh, don't you think? Why not just cut back on the tip?
 * Fat Cat: Throw them into the pit of fear!
 * (Baloo/Chew-Booboo Clucks Sadly)
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: No, Fat Cat, wait! I know it's late, but don't you still want your pizza?
 * (Fat Cat Licks his Chops)
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Neutron hot, just the way you like it.
 * Fat Cat: Aww, okay.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: You got it!
 * (Cuddles/Yakk Soho and Baloo/Chew-Booboo Get out their Guns and Begin Shooting)
 * (Guards Fall in the Pit of Fear)
 * Genie: (Laughs) Will you be my special friends?
 * (Guards Scream)
 * (Fat Cat Screams in Pain)
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Baloo, don't forget, we wanted extra cheese.
 * (Fat Cat is Covered in Cheese)
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: (Laughs) Good show, Cuddles!
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: Hello, Interplanetary Nurse. Napkin?
 * (Dorothy Ann Smiles)
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: To the Mega Star!
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: This is it, Fievel, our moment of truth. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about 2 talking labmice? Ha! It'll never get on the air.
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: No, Fievel. I have the plans to the Mega Star. Once inside, we will seize control and rule the galaxy!
 * Toothy/Wakk Skylicker: We're here!
 * Dawson: General Scar, we have begun transmission of boring programming throughout the cosmos.
 * Scar/Girth Plotz: Good. The process of removing all humor from the universe is underway.
 * Dawson: Your stupefying evil will prevail.
 * Scar/Girth Plotz: Let's hope so.
 * Kanga/Slappy-Wanna-Nappy: You guys go ahead.  There's something I have to do alone.
 * Toothy/Wakk Skylicker: Are you going to face Scar in a one-on-one fight to the death?
 * Kanga/Slappy-Wanna-Nappy: Nah. I'm gonna use the little kangaroos' room. Space travel really rattles my raisins.
 * (There Walks Fievel and Ratigan)
 * Mrs. Brisby: Say, isn't that the minifridge General Scar has been looking for?
 * Dawson: Gee, I don't know. That looks more like a breadmaker.
 * Mrs. Brisby: No,no, no, no. I have one of those. Maybe it's a crock pot, or a space heater.
 * Dawson: No.  It's, eh, uh...
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: Uh, floor polisher.
 * Mrs. Brisby: Huh? Oh, sure! That's it.
 * Dawson: Yeah! You is a floor polisher.
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: You are?
 * (Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2 Claps his Hand on Fievel/3-Pinky-O's Mouth): Yes!  And... my colleague and I have been assigned to polish all the floors in the Megastar.
 * Dawson: Oh, that's nice!
 * Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2: And we'll start by cleaning the coffee-stained floors of the very control room where Scar beams his programming to poor, unsuspecting planets.
 * Dawson: Yeah, that's a good place to start. Okay, bye-bye. Have the funsies now.
 * Fievel/3-Pinky-O: And all this time, I thought we were robots.
 * (Ratigan/Brain-2-Me-2 Bops Fievel/3-Pinky-O on the Head)
 * Toothy/Wakk Skylicker: Hi! We've come to rescue you.
 * Giggles/Princess Dot: My brother.
 * Toothy/Wakk Skylicker: My sister.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: My siblings.
 * Toothy/Wakk Skylicker: My Favorite Martian.
 * Giggles/Princess Dot: My Friend, Flicka.
 * Cuddles/Yakk Soho: My Left Foot.
 * Dawson: My, my, my.
 * (Cuddles/Yakk Soho, Toothy/Wakk Skylicker, and Giggles/Princess Dot Scream and Run Away)