The Story of Princess Keia/Transcript

(Stephen Squirrelsky Presents)

(A What An Animal! Movie)

(The Story of Princess Keia) Chorus: I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam Yet I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem But if I know you, I know what you'll do You'll love me at once The way you did once upon a dream (song plays on) (Movie starts) (and plays) (Penny sighs) Tails: Huh? You're not sleepy yet tonight? Amanda: Is something wrong? (Penny shakes her head) Amanda: Need a bedtime story to tell? (Penny gasps and nods) Tails: Okay. What story do you want us to tell? Amanda: Oh, Here's a good one she'll love. Tails: The Story of Princess Keia. Amanda: Yep. Tails: Now that's a story you'll love, Penny. Amanda: This story is similar to Sleeping Beauty, But with a twist. (giggles) Tails: Just like the songs and stories of the two husbands, who will be aided since they left to do work. (Tails clears throat now) Tails: In a far away land, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen. Many years had they longed for a child and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Keia. Yes, they named her after the dawn for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom, so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day. Chorus: On that joyful. On the joyful day. (song plays on) (Story imagine begins, Song starts) Chorus: Joyfully now to our princess we come, Bringing gifts and all good wishes, too, We pledge our loyalty anew Hail to the Princess Keia! All of her subjects adore her! (song plays on) Chorus: Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Keia! (scat) Chorus: Health to the Princess, Wealth to the Princess, Long live the Princess Keia! Hail Keia! Hail Keia! Health to the Princess, Wealth to the Princess, Long live the Princess Keia! Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Keia! (song plays on) (Song ends) (and stops) Amanda's voice: Thus on this great and joyous day did all the kingdom celebrate the long awaited royal birth. And good King Jonah and his Queen Phina made welcome their life long friend. Tails: Sure did. (Fanfare) (Cartoon Ta-da sound effect) Concil: Their royal highnesses, King Attom and Prince Moses. (echoes) (King Attom step up) (at last) (Moses bows) (down) Tails: Fondly had these monarchs dreamed one day their kingdoms to unite. Thus today would they announce that Moses, Attom's son and heir to Jonah's child would be betrothed. And so to her his gift he brought, and looked, unknowing, on his future bride. Concil: The most honored and exaulted excellencies, the three good fairies. Tika, Chika, and Mola. (The Fairy Girls appears) (at last) (They came up and look inside the crib) (to see the baby) Tika: Aww... Chika: Oh, the little darling! Fairies Your majesties. Tika: Each of us the child may bless with a single gift. No more, no less. [at the cradle] Little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty. Tails: One gift, beauty rare, Gold of sunshine in her hair, Lips that shame the red, red rose, She'll walk in springtime wherever she goes. Chika: Tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song. Amanda: One gift, the gift of song, Melody your whole life long! The nightingale her troubadour, Bringing his sweet serenade to her door Mola: Sweet princess, my gift shall be the- Tails: But suddenly her third wish was interrupted by someone appearing. (suddenly) (Wind whistling) (storm appearing) (King and Queen gasps) (in shock) Tika: What's going on? (they gasp) (Thunder sound) (rain pours) Tails: Then a wicked sorceress appeared and her name was Xandranoic. (like magic) Chika: Why, It's Xandranoic. Mola: What does she want here? Tika: Shh... Mola: Sorry. Xandranoic: Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Jonah. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and, how quaint, even the rebel. (Mola was gonna charge at her) (but was stopped) Mola: Doh. Xandranoic: I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation. Mola: You weren't wanted. Xandraonic: Not wa--? Oh dear, what an awkward situation. I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. Well, in that event I’d best be on my way. Queen Phina: And you’re not offended, your excellency? Xandraonic: Why no, your majesty. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child. (Fairy Girls backed away) Xandraonic: Listen well, all of you. (BONG) Xandraonic: The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who adore her. (They're confused) Xandraonic: But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel... (DUN DUN DUN) Xandraonic: And die! Queen Phina: Oh no! (Xandraonic laughs) King Jonah: Seize that creature! All: Charge! Xandraonic: Stand back, you fools! (THUNDER) (rain pours) (Xandranoic laughs and disappears) (POOF!) Tika: Don’t despair, your majesties. Mola still has her gift to give. King Jonah: Then, she can undo this fearful curse? Mola: No, Sir. Tika: Xandraonic’s powers are far too great. Chika: But she can help! Mola: But- Chika: Just do your best, dear. Tika: Yes, go on. Mola: Okay. Sweet princess, if through this wicked witch’s trick, a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Not in death, but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you’ll keep, and from this slumber you shall wake when true love’s kiss the spell shall break. Chorus: For true love conquers all. Tails: But King Jonah, still fearful of his daughter’s life, did then and there decree that every spinning wheel in the kingdom should on that very day be burnt. So it was done. (it's done) (Spinning wheels were piled up) (all together) (Torches were tossed onto the pile) (all together) (It gets burned up) (suddenly) Tika: Oh, silly fiddle faddle! Chika: Now, come have a nice cup of tea, dear. I’m sure it’ll work out somehow. Mola: Well, a bonfire won’t stop Xandranoic. Tika: Of course not. But what will? Chika: Perhaps we should reasoned with her... Tika: Reason? Mola: With Xandranoic? Chika: Well, she can’t be all bad. Tika: Yes she can. Mola: I’d like to turn her into a fat, ole hoptoad! Chika: Mola, That isn't a nice thing to say. Mola: Oh. Sorry. Chika: It can only do good to bring joy and happiness. Okay? Mola: Well, that would make me happy. Tika: Holy fairies, Mola! Point that wand the other way. Mola: Oops. My mistake. Chika: Just don't you worry, Tika. Safety's on her. Tika: Yeah. I hope. (ZAP!, They dodge) (POOF!) Tika: What on earth are you trying to do, You stupid mouse? (BOP) Mola: Ooh! Watch it. Tika: Jeez. Chika: What do you say to each other for arguing? Tika: Sorry. Chika: Good. Tika: There's gotta be some way to save her. There is. Mola: There is? Chika: What is it, Tika? Tika: I’m going to… shh, shh, shh! Even walls have ears. (Looks around) Tika: Let's go. (They shrink and flew to a privacy place) (to have a talk) Tika: I'll turn her into a flower. Mola: Xandranoic? Tika: Um, excuse me, I mean the princess. Chika: She'll be a lovely flower. Tika: You see, a flower can't jab its finger on something. Mola: I has no fingers at all. Chika: Correct. Tika: She'll be safe. Mola: Unless Xandraonic sends out a frost. Tika: Excuse me. ? Mola: Oh. Tika: I know. And... Oh dear. Chika: She always ruins some nice flowers. Tika: Yes. And she suspect on what we're doing. Mola: Doh! Then what will she never suspect? She knows everything. Chika: Oh, but she doesn’t, dear. Xandraonic doesn’t know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping earnest. You know, sometimes I don’t think she’s really very happy. Amanda: But then, Tika gotten a big idea to save Keia's life. Tails: A plan on how to help her stay safe. Keia: That’s it, of course! It’s the only thing she can’t understand, and won’t suspect. (gets an idea) Whoops. Uh-oh. Tika: That’s it, of course! It’s the only thing she can’t understand, and won’t suspect. (to herself) Tika: Oh, oh, now, now… We have to plan it carefully. Let’s see, woodcutter’s cottage, yes, yes, the abandoned one, of course the King and Queen will object, but when we explain it’s the only way… Mola: Of what? Tika: About the three peasant women raising a foundling child deep in the forest. Chika: Oh, that's nice of them. Mola: What do they look like? Tika: About face. (They look at the mirror, POOF) (like magic) (They gasps in surprise) (and amazement) Chika: It's us. Mola: You mean, we, us? Tika: Uh huh. Chika: We'll take care of her. Tika: Why not? Chika: Why, I'd like that. Mola: But still, We need to feed her and... Chika: And wash it and dress it and rock it to sleep. Oh I’d love it. Mola: And we got our magic to help us too. Chika: Right. Tika: Hey! Wait a second! No magic! I’ll take those wands right now. Oh, better get rid of those wings, too. Mola: You mean we're gonna live like ordinary mice for sixteen years? (flies away) (SWIPE) Tika: Uh huh. (Made Mola's wings gone) (POOF!) Mola: But we didn't do anything without magic before. Tika: And that's why no-one will ever suspect. Mola: But who will wash and cook? Tika: We'll pitch in. Chika: I'll do the baby part. Tika: Okay. Let me have it. (Mola disappears Tika's wings when she successfully grabs it from her) (like magic) Mola: Drat. Chika: Darn. Tika: Now come along. We got to tell the King and Queen right now about our plan. Chika: Okay. (They went along) (together) Tails: So the king and his queen watched with heavy hearts as their most precious posession, their only child, disappeared into the night. Amanda: Looks like Poor Keia is going to be landing in for a big surprise. (Tika looks around if it's safe) Tika: All clear. (They went off) (together) Tails: Many sad and lonely years passed by for King Jonah and his people. Amanda: Poor people. Tails: But as the time for the princess’ sixteenth birthday drew near, the entire kingdom began to rejoice. Amanda: For everyone knew that as long as Xandronoic's domain, the Forbidden Mountains, thundered with her wrath and frustration, her evil prophecy had not yet been fulfilled. (Penny gasps) (THUNDER, Inside Xandranoic's lair) (rain pours) Xandranoic: It’s incredible, sixteen years and not a trace of her! She couldn’t have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere? Reptile 1: Yeah, of course, everywhere. We all have. Lizard: Yeah. Yeah. Xandranoic: How about the town, forest, and mountains? Croc: Yeah, We searched mountains and the forest and the houses and the... Let me see... And all the cradles. Xandranioc: Cradles. Croc: Yes. Every cradles. Xandraonic: Cradle? Really? (Thinks) Xandranoic: If it's true, then you've been searching, haven't you? Frog: Oui. Xandranoic: Didn't you hear that my flying fella? For sixteen years, They just looked for a baby. (starts laughing) (the reptiles laugh) Xandranoic: Fools! (they gasp) Xandranoic: Idiots! Imbeciles! (they gulp) (BOOM! BAM! ZAP! CRACK!) (SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!) (Reptiles were gone) (and lost) Xandranoic: Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil. (scoffs) Xandranoic: My pet, you are my last hope. Circle far and wide, search for an animal of a sixteen age with a stinky smell and black with white stripes. Go, and do not fail me. (her pet obeys) (Fletchling flies off) (in search) Amanda: And so, for sixteen long years, the whereabouts of the princess remained a mystery, while deep in the forest, in a woodcutter’s cottage, the good fairies carried out their well-laid plan. Living like mortals, they had reared the child as their own and called her Kiara Angel. Tails: Kiara Angel? That's a good name. (Penny nods) Tails: Just like Simba's and Nala's daughter and Kovu's love interest. (Keia hums) (a tune) Amanda: On this, her sixteenth birthday, the Fairy Girls had planned a party and something extra special for her surprise. Tails: A birthday party. Mola: Well, now, how about this one? Tika: This is the kind I've picked. Chika: Oh she’ll look beautiful in it. Tika: How about a few changes? Mola: Aha. Chika: Remember a pretty bow. Mola: And we'll make it white. Tika: Oh no, Dear. Gold. Chika: Well, white. Keia: So. (Fairy Girls gasps) What are you girls up to? Mola: Up to? Chika: Up to? Tika: Up to? Well... Chika: We're uh... Mola: Going to pick berries. Keia: Me? Tika: Yes. More. Keia: But I picked them yesterday. Tika: We need more. Mola: But don't go too far. Chika: No strangers allowed. Fairy Girls: Bye Kiara. Bye. Bye. Keia: See you later. (She leaves) (to get some berries) Mola: I hope she didn't suspect. Tika: Of course. Now come on. To work. Mola: We'll make a birthday party. Chika: Best one she'll have. Mola: With a birthday cake and presents too. Tika: And party games too. Chika: And a princess dress too. Tika: And some food and drinks. Mola: Time to get the wands out. Tika: Get the wands. Oh yes. Uh... Excuse me?! Chika: Uh oh. Tika: None of the magic. Mola: But 16 years has past, I wanna get back to my fairy self again. Tika: No excuse. Chika: I'll bake the cake. Mola: You? Chika: I’m going to make it fifteen layers with pink and blue, forgive-me-nots… Tika: And I'll make the dress. Mola: But Tika, You can't sew things properly and Chika's bad at baking a cake. Magic is the only way to do it. Tika: Just simple. Chika: Just follow the book, Of course. Tika: Up here, dear. You'll be the dummy. Mola: But this is not gonna go well if we don't use magic. (Tika tosses a big gold cloth over Mola) (who chops them up) Chika: Flour, 3 cups. (Pours 3 cups of flour in) (the bowl) Mola: What is this big circle for? Tika: To make a hole on the bottom. Mola: So? Tika: And the feet can go on. Mola: What the-? It's gold. (gasps) Tika: Lovely shade. Isn't it? Mola: But I like it white. Tika: Now, listen. It's going to stay gold.

Mola: What is your problem? Gees. Tika: You've decided. (Mola muffled) (and couldn't speak) Chika: Two eggs, Fold them gently. Fold? (shrugs) (She folds them) (together) (CRACK) (SPLAT) Mola: (muffled) I can't breathe! Chika: Oops. Mola: (muffled) Let me out of here! Chika: Okay. Mola: It looks weird. Tika: Sounds like my kind of dress. Chika: Now yest. One tsp. Tsp? Mola: One teaspoon. Chika: Oh yes. Right. (FART, POOP) (SNIFFS) (Amanda and Tails gasps) Tails: Oh nuts. Penny's farted. Amanda: Oh, Penny, Not pooping in the middle of the story. (Penny gasps) Tails: We better clean her. Amanda: Censored scene, please. (CENSORED) (is seen) Tails: Okay, Done. Amanda: At last. Tails: Where were we? Amanda: Ah yes. The story. Tika: Gosh. That child has grown. Chika: And become a princess. Mola: Oh, It seems like only yesterday, We brought her here. Chika: Just a smart little kid. Tika: Tiny baby you should say. Chika: Yeah. Sorry. (Mola sniffs) Tika: Why, Mola. Chika: Has something eaten you? Mola: After the day, She'll be a princess and we won't have Kiara Angel anymore. Chika: Oh for goodness sake! Tika: Now girls. We all knew this day's have to come. Chika: What do you mean? Tika: You know, He had her for a long time that I can remember. Chika: Oh. Tika: Oh! Oh! For goodness sakes! We're acting like a lot of meanies. Come on, She'll be back before we get started. Mola: Oh. Sorry. Chika: Okay. Mola: Yes, Tika. Tails: Now meanwhile, Keia was walking through the woods humming with her beautiful voice. Amanda: Because it was a beautiful tune. (Keia sings with an opera voice) (tunefully) (Swablu whistles) (a tune) (Some pokemons appeared) (at last) (Minccino pushes Hoothoot off a branch) (and sends him flying) (Hoothoot floats down) (by flying) (Lands in the basket) (that catches him) (Keia went along) (happily) Amanda: Well, Her voice really made someone who is in the woods too, starting to like it. And that was Prince Moses on his Donphan. Tails: The love of Keia's life. Moses: You hear that, Jumba? (Jumba nods) Moses: Beautiful. What is it? (Jumba nods) Moses: Come on, Let's find out. (Jumba refuses) Oh, Come on. For an extra bucket of rice? (Jumba gasps) Moses: And some peanuts? (Jumba agrees) Moses: Jowce, Boy! (Jumba obeys) (He rides along) (happily) (They try to find that voice coming from) (by following its path) (Jumba jumps, Moses Goofy Yodel) (into the air) (Jumba stops) (SPLASH) (Moses landed in a pond) (Wilhelm scream) (Jumba looked at him) (Moses looked firmly at him and splashes him) Moses: No food or drinks to have. Until you've learned a lesson. (Jumba sighs) (sadly)