Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Meet Kermiladdin/Trailer

Transcript

 * Narrator: Now, come with us, and enter a whole new world beyond your imagination. For a frog, and his friends, discovers a magic lamp, and a bear, who can make all his wishes come true. (Kermit picks up a magic lamp, and rubs it, only to let a bear named Fozzie pop out)
 * Fozzie: Oy! Two thousands will give you such a crick in the neck. (fixes himself up right) So what will it be, master? (bows down)
 * Kermit: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
 * Narrator: Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends' Productions Present: Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Meet Kermiladdin.
 * Kermit: (confused) You're a genie?!
 * Fozzie: That's right! It can be taught! You ain't never had a friend like me!
 * Narrator: Imagine a whole new world of excitement.
 * Kermit: (horrified) A magic carpet?! Wow!
 * Narrator: A magic world of danger!
 * Kermit: (surprised) Whoa! Come on! Let's get out of here!
 * Powerpuff Girls: I've got you, buddy. (grabs Kermit, Fozzie, Conker, and the others and flees in fright)
 * Narrator: And enchantment. It's a story of a poor boy from the streets. (Kermit grabs a bit of yolk and puts it in his mouth, just to sit down and think for a moment) And a beautiful girl from the palace.
 * Voice: Princess Miss Piggy.
 * Conker: Whoa.
 * Narrator: They were two very different people.
 * Pumbaa: The law says that you will be...
 * Miss Piggy and Pumbaa: Married to a prince.
 * Pumbaa: Yeah, whatever.
 * Narrator: Brought together by one incredible wish.
 * Fozzie: What is it, that you'll like most?
 * Kermit: There's this girl.
 * Fozzie: Really?
 * Kermit: Yes, she's beautiful.
 * Fozzie: Okay. No problem.
 * Kermit: Sure. She's the princess that I saw in the streets. She can have the chance if I am...
 * Fozzie: A prince?!
 * Kermit: Yes, I wish to be a prince! (Fozzie gives Kermit some clothes to wear, such as a white shirt, orange waistcoat, brown trousers, a red tie, a blue tophat, and an umbrella)
 * Fozzie: Then, with pleasure! Upbraid! Hang onto your stuff, Kermit! Cause here we go! We'll make you a star!
 * Kermit: Wow! I look splendid! (walks along the streets)
 * Fozzie: Prince Kermit, married is he, Ali Ababwa!
 * Narrator: However, an evil sorcerer named McLeach has arrived, but has learned the secret of Kermit's power--
 * McLeach: Kermit has the lamp! (cackles evilly)
 * Narrator: ...and now plans to stop at nothing to steal it away! (Fozzie screams and hides)
 * Hades: It's time to say 'Farewell.'. (activates his red lightsaber staff)
 * Kermit: We'll just see about that! (ignites a blue lightsaber and slashes at Hades)
 * Hades: It's not over yet, pal. (the lightsabers clash into each other)
 * Narrator: Imagine the world of your command...
 * Kermit: Fozzie, I need some help. Miss Piggy won't even talk to me.
 * Miss Piggy: What?! No!
 * Narrator: ...only to discover that the greatest power is within...
 * Fozzie: Remember? Believe in yourself.
 * Kermit: Do you trust me?
 * Miss Piggy: Yes. (comes along with Kermit on Dumbo, who travels the world) A whole new world!
 * Kermit: Don't you dare close your eyes.
 * Narrator: Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Meet Kermiladdin. This features six new songs from the academy award winning composer of The Little Dawn and other films.
 * Fozzie: Come over here and let's have a group hug. Group hug. Never... (Kermit winks) Ever... Had A... Friend... Like... Me!
 * Narrator: Coming this holiday season... Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends Meet Kermiladdin.
 * Fozzie: You ain't never had a friend like me!