The Great Kallina/Trailer

Transcript

 * Narrator: An enchanted world,
 * Kallina: The Czar of Imperial Russia.
 * Narrator: a sorcerer's curse,
 * Victor Tragicton: I will not rest until I see the end of the England line forever.
 * Narrator: a young princess...
 * Georgina: Kallina!
 * Kallina: Georgina, wait! (bumps into a wall) Oof! (lands on the ground and falls asleep)
 * Georgina: Kallina!
 * Narrator: ...vanished without a trace. One of the greatest mysteries of all time is now the most magic motion picture event of out time. This thanksgiving, What An Animal! Productions proudly presents, The Great Kallina.
 * (Russian Singing)
 * People: "For though the Czar did not survive one daughter may be still alive."
 * Chorus: "The Princess Kallina!"
 * Victor Tragicton: Kallina alive?
 * Pegger: Ain't that the kick in the head? I guess a curse just what it used to be, huh, sir?
 * Narrator: It's the story of an orphan named Kallina,
 * Woman: You want to find your family, huh?
 * Narrator: and a dreamer named Oliver Tisky.
 * Oliver Tisky: Do you see what I see?
 * Daffy Duck: Yes.
 * Kallina: You think that I am Kallina?
 * Victor Tragicton: That's why I'm stuck here in limbo.
 * Pegger: Whoa! Don't get so grabby!
 * Narrator: They're teaming up to find a clue to her past before the evil Victor Tragicton destroys their future.
 * Victor Tragicton: I want to look my best.
 * Pegger: Whoa. That fell right out.
 * Victor Tragicton: The last of the England will die!
 * Chorus: "In the dark of the night evil will find her..."
 * Oliver Tisky: We're gonna have to jump!
 * Kallina: After you!
 * Pegger: Mayday!
 * Victor Tragicton: "...when the curse is complete..."
 * Pegger: I get the message!
 * Chorus: "...In the dark of the night..."
 * Narrator: From the streets of Russia,
 * Oliver Tisky: Kallina!
 * Narrator: to the lights of Paris.
 * Kallina: I will see no more girls claiming to be Nellie the Elephant.
 * Oliver Tisky: You have to talk to her.
 * Narrator: Finding the truth...
 * Oliver Tisky: You really are Kallina.
 * Narrator: will be their greatest challenge.
 * Person: You will address the Princess as Your Highness.
 * Narrator: And following her heart...
 * Kallina: We've been through a lot together.
 * Oliver Tisky: Princess don't marry kitchen boys.
 * Narrator: will be her toughest choice.
 * Victor Tragicton: What goes around comes around
 * Kallina: I'm not afraid of you!
 * (Victor Tragicton Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Kallina: Oliver!
 * Oliver Tisky: Hold on!
 * Pegger: This can only end in tears.
 * Kallina: "And bring me home... at... last!"
 * Narrator: Kallina.
 * Pegger: I'd give her a ha, then a hi-yah, and I'd kick her, sir.