Squirrelly Hood/Transcript

(That morning at Squirrel Theater) (however) (Sign says "Squirrelly Hood") (which is about to begin) Stephen Squirrelsky: Is this the time to start? Sandy: Sure is. As long as you get your costumes ready. Griff: Already have. Zoe: Perfect. Since we're looking forward to doing more so far. That's why we've got more train crew and a train conductor. Ellie: Okay, Quiet now. Quiet. We're ready to start. Now lights, Camera, Action! Gabby: Let's do it. Ellie: Hello everybody to the Squirrel Theater. I'm the adopted daughter of the baker and I'm here to introduce you our today's play. Squirrelly Hood! Enjoy. Gabby: Because your mother and adopted father have adopted you since we've been doing spoof travels since then. (APPLAUSE) Gabby: Yeah. Because of we've got more kids on the team, we'll be doing more spoof traveling and Squirrel Theater plays more often since we're getting more members to join us. Ellie: Shh... It's starting. Gabby: Okay. Sorry, Ellie, buddy. (Curtains open) (and start playing the film) Isabella: This will be special. Sylvester: So special. (Shows a scene of Sherwood Forest) (that seems to be calm and peaceful) Pinocchio: You know there's been some faithful legends since all tales about Robin Hood, All different too. Well, We folks on earth have our own version. It's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest. (the story begins) (The whistling music begins) (and plays) (Shows the cast) (in the list) (Some marching along) (and walking) (Then they run in hot pursuit) (being pursued by bandits) Sophia: Runny! Runny! All: They're gaining on us! (Then it stops, The whistling music ends) (at last) Pinocchio: Anyway, I'm Alan-A-Dale, A minstrel. Yeah, That's an early day folk singer. And my is to... (plays a guitar) (SNAP) (Pinocchio gasps) (Crowd laugh) (at poor Pinocchio, who fixes his guitar) Pinocchio: Tell it like it is or was or what ever. (the crowd nods) (Then scene shows Stephen and Griffer walking along) (humming a tune) Pinocchio: Robin Hood and Little John Walking through the forest Laughing back and forth At what the other one has to say

Reminiscing this and that And having such a good time Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day (they scat) (SPLASH) (Wilhelm scream) (Stephen and Griff floats) (on their backs) (Sailor Rat-Ball looks around) (to find out where the boys are) Pinocchio: Never ever thinking there was danger in the water They were drinking, they just guzzled it down Never dreaming that a scheming Sheriff and his posse Was a-watching them and gathering around (sings more) Rat-Ball: Aha. (spies the two heroes) (The Badun 50's aims at them) (and goes to shoot them) (Stephen and Griff runs for it) (to escape the bandits) Pinocchio: Robin Hood and Little John Running through the forest Jumping fences, dodging trees And trying to get away (the two flee) (They hide into a tree) (to make sure they don't get caught) (The bandits lost them) (and left off) Pinocchio: Contemplating nothing But escape and finally making it Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day (the two relax) Pinocchio: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day (Song ends) (and stops) Stephen Squirrelsky: Whew. What fun. Griff: Sure was. Being pursued by those thugs. Stephen Squirrelsky: Si. Griff: You know something, Robin? You're taking to many chances. Stephen Squirrelsky: Chances? You must be joking. That was just a bit of a lark, Little John. Griff: Right? Stephen Squirrelsky: Right. Griff: Look at your hat. It's no candle on a cake, yes? Stephen Squirrelsky: Hello. This one almost had my name on it, didn't it? They're getting better, you know. You've got to admit it. They are getting better. Griff: Yeah. Probably next time, The Sheriff may put a rope around our necks. (chokes) Now that's hard to laugh. Stephen Squirrelsky: Ha! The sheriff and his whole posse couldn't lift you off the ground. Un guard! (toss an arrow at Griff) Griff: Hey, watch it, will you? That's my hat since I need extra ones. Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh, Please. You're worrying too much. Griff: You know, Robin. I was thinking. We're good guys, right? Like robbing the rich and feeding it to the poor. Stephen Squirrelsky: What? Rob? That's against the law, We can't rob. We... Just borrow stuff who doesn't have it yet. Griff: My, we're in debt, yes? (Fanfare was heard) (from nearby) (They look from a better view) (to see a coach) Stephen Squirrelsky: Oh boy, Sounds like an another collection day for the poor. Right? Griffer Feist: Yeah. We are in luck. Anjelica: This should be good. Patricia: Very fantastic. Didian: For sure. All: Agreed. (Guards marched along) (together) Hacker: Taxes. (laughs) Taxes. Beautifully lovely taxes. (laughs) Red Guy: S-Sire, you have an absolute skill... for encouraging contributions from the poor. Hacker: To coin a phrase, my dear counsellor: "Rob the poor to feed the rich." Am I right? Red Guy: I guess so. Hacker: Tell me, What is the next stop? Red Guy: Yes, the next stop is Nottingham, sire. Hacker: Oh! The richest plum of them all. Notting... ham. Red Guy: A perfect fit, sire. Most becoming. Hacker: No, No, Don't over do it, Hiss. Red Guy: You look regal, dignified... sincere, masterful, noble, chival... Hacker: Don't overdo it, I say. Red Guy: Okay. Sorry. Hacker: There. That, I believe, does it. This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. (chuckles) Mm. Power. Hmm. Red Guy: And how well King Richard's crown sits on your noble brow. Hacker: Doesn't it? Uh, King Richard? I've told you never to mention my brother's name. Red Guy: A-A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty. Hacker: Whatever. Red Guy: We're in this plot together, if you don't mind my saying so. And remember, it was your idea I hypnotized him, and... Hacker: Ah-ah, I know. And sent him off on that crazy crusade. (They and the crowd laugh) Red Guy: Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother. Hacker: Yes! Mother. Mother always did like Richard best. (sucks his thumb) Red Guy: Your Highness, please don't do that, if you don't mind my saying so. You see, you have a very loud thumb. Hypnotism can rid you of your psychosis-sis... so... easily. (Red Guy hypnotized him) (and put him to sleep) Hacker: No! None of that! None of that. (Crowd laugh) Red Guy: Well, I was only trying to help. Hacker: I wonder. Goofy devil. Red Guy: Goofy devil? Hacker: Now one more word out of you, So help me, And you are BURNING to Nottingham. Red Guy: Devils don't burn. They walk. Hmph. So there. Or take transport. Pinocchio: I'm telling you, He's bad. Then meanwhile with Robin and John. (the coach goes by) (Jenny Wakeman runs along) (with Candace following not far behind) (They see the couch) (and get an idea) Candace: Now, what about that for luck? It's only a circus. Sophia: Not a circus. Anna: Relax, sweetie. Surely not. That's the gold going by. Candace: A peanut operation. Jenny: Peanut? Oh, You dope, It's the royal coach. It's Prince John himself. Candace: Really? (She gasps) Candace: Hold on a second. That's a law to rob royalty. (Walks away) Candace: See ya later. Jenny: What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty? Candace: Oh well. Here we go. Jenny: Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune tellers! Candace: Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms. Get the dope with your horoscope. Candace: Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms. Jenny: Get the dope with your horoscope. (they run to the coach) (Hacker saw them) Hacker: Fortune-tellers! How droll. Uh... Stop the coach. Red Guy: Sire, They maybe bandits. Hacker: Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? (Jenny and Candace waved) Hacker: Rubbish. My dear ladies, uh, you have my permission... to kiss the royal hands, whichever you like first. Jenny: Hmm... Oh. How gracious. (Removes the ring from his finger and kisses) And generous. Red Guy: Sire. Sire. Did you see what they... Hacker: Hiss, Stop talking. Red Guy: Did ya see? Did ya see? (Candace kisses his fingers while sucking the jewels into her mouth) (without Hacker seeing) (Red gasps in shock) Red Guy: Sire! Hacker: That's it! You have said your last word. (SNAP) (Hacker sat on him) (and kept him quiet) Hacker: Retched guy. (Red Guy sighs) Jenny: Masterfully done, Your Excellency. Candace: Thanks. Jenny: Now close your eyes and concentrate. Close your eyes. Tight. Shut. No peeking, sire. Hacker: Got it. Jenny: From the mists of time... come forth, spirits. Yoo-hoo! Candace: Okay, fireflies. Glow with all your might. Jenny: We're waiting. Ah... Oh! Look, sire. Look! Hacker: Incredible. Floating spirits. (SLAP, Crowd laugh) Hacker: Ooh! Jenny: Naughty, Naughty. You shouldn't touch it. Hacker: Oh, how dare you strike the royal hand... Jenny: Shh. Shh. You'll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball. Hacker: Okay. Jenny: Oo-de-lally. Oo-de-lall... Oh! A face appears. A crown is on his noble brow. Hacker: Wow. (Sees his reflection on the crystal ball) (and gasps) Jenny: His face is handsome... regal, majestic, lovable. A cuddly face. (Candace heard it) (and gasped) (Hacker nods) (in agreement) Hacker: A crown! How exciting! His face is handsome... regal, majestic, lovable. A cuddly face. (Jenny was about to snatch the bag of taxes) (so that she could have it) (But SMACK) (Jenny gasps) Jenny: Oh! Uh... I... (chuckles nervously) Jenny: I, uh... I see, um... your illustrious name. Hacker: I know your name. Carry on. your? Hacker: I know the name. On with it. (Red tries to keep the bag away from Jenny) (but ends up being stopped each time) Jenny: Your name will go down, down... down in history, of course. Hacker: Yes! I knew it! I knew it! Do you hear that, Hiss? Oh, you can't... He's in the basket. (Bangs on it) Hacker: Okay. You get the point. (Red groans) (in pain) (Candace looks around the coach) (to find some gold) Candace: Oh, What's this? Solid gold hubcaps. (goes to catch them) (Removes them) (and avoids getting seen) Sophia: They're robbing all right. Melman: To feed the poor, sweetie. Anna: Against the law. Melman: Such a crime that you must accept. (Candace saw a chest) (and went to open it) Candace: A jackpot. (Cuts a hole on the buttom) (and grabs the treasure) Paul: Huh? Hmm... Oh! (whistles) (innocently to Candace) (Candace winks) (at him) (Candace runs off while Jenny ran out of the coach) (unharmed) Isabella: You two, Watch out! Sylvester: You'll bump! (BUMP) Both: Oof! (birds tweet) (Crowd laugh) Anjelica: Oh, That's hilarious! Patricia: Poor Stephen and Griff bashed each other! Didian: Oh goodness. (Candace and Jenny pick up the taxes) (and flee) (Hacker peeks out while Jenny and Candace ran off) (and seems puzzled) (Gasps in shock) Hacker: Wait a minute! Is this a robbery somehow?! (Jenny snickers) Hacker: Robbed! I've been robbed! Hiss, You know you're around when I need you! Red Guy: (pops up) Finally! I did try to warn you. Hacker: I've been robbed. Red Guy: You certainly have. Jenny: Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Candace: Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms. Paul: Bye bye. Pete: See ya. Hacker: Don't stand there, You brats! Go after them! Dick: Fish paste! Not two robbers we've got to catch! And not in the forest they don't! (They go after them) (and try to stop them) (Suddenly one of the coach wheels fell off) (and landed to the ground) (Hacker tries to hang on) (for dear life) (RIP) (SNAP) (SPLAT) (SPLASH) (Crowd laugh) (at poor Hacker) Hacker: Oh no, No, No, No. Red Guy: I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but, no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. (Hacker snarls) Red Guy: Now, sire, please, don't do it. (SMASH) Red Guy: Ooh! (Birds tweet) Red Guy: Aah... (Rubs his head) (and is depressed) Red: Guess what? You broke your mother's mirror. Hacker: Oooh! Mommy. (wipes his eyes) (Sucks his thumb) (and gasps) Hacker: Got a dirty thumb. Tongueo: It's dirty all right. Rompo: Due to the mud splashing him. (Scene fades dark and fades to the next where a wanted poster of Stephen was seen) (as Pinocchio pulls in) (Playing music) (and laughs) Pinocchio: Well, even though Prince John offered a huge reward... for the capture of Robin Hood... that elusive rogue kept right on robbing the rich to feed the poor. (smiles) Pinocchio: And believe me, it's a good thing he did... because what with taxes and all... the poor folks of Nottingham were starvin' to death. (seems confused) (Sailor Rat-Ball walks along) (humming) Pinocchio: Uh-oh. Here comes Old Bad News himself... the Honourable Sheriff of Nottingham. (gasps) Rat Ball: Every town Has the taxes too And the taxes is due Do- do-do-do-do (Then sees Doc walking along) (and gasps) Rat Ball: Well, looky there. Friar Tuck, the old do-gooder. He's out doin' good again. (Doc walks along) (and hums) (Courage hammers) (happily) (Doc came in) Courage: Good morning, Friar Tuck. Doc: Shh... For you Otto, From Robin Hood. Courage: Oh, God bless Robin Hood. (Rat-Ball knocks) (on the door) Doc: It's the Sheriff. Hurry, Hide it, Quick. Courage: Got it. (Rat Ball came in) Courage: Here I come, ready or not. Well, greetings from your friendly neighbourhood tax collector. Courage: Oh, take it easy on me, Sheriff. Wha-Wha-What with this busted leg and all, you know... l-I'm way behind in me work, Sheriff. Rat Ball: I know, Otto, but you're way behind with your taxes too. Doc: Oh, have a heart, Sheriff. Can't ya see he's laid up? Come on, Otto. You'd better sit down and rest. (helps Courage) (Jingles were heard) (suddenly) (Courage sits down) (and calms down) Rat-Ball: Let me give a hand with that leg. (Lifts up his leg) Upsy-daisy. (lifts him up) (Taxes fell out) (and landed) Rat-Ball: Bingo. (takes the taxes) Rat-Ball: Oh, what they won't think of next. (Whacks Courage's foot) (and hurts him) (One more fell out) (CATCH) Rat-Ball: It smarts, don't it, Otto? But Prince John says that taxes should hurt. Doc: Now, see here, you-you evil, flint-hearted... Rat-Ball: Now, now, now, now, save your sermon, preacher. It ain't Sunday, ya know. (walks away) (Later) (however) (Chum Chum was seen) (with his fellow buddies) (They sing) (and dance) Rat-Ball: Happy Birthday toooooo yooooooou. Well, now, sonny, that box is done up right pretty, ain't it? Chum Chum: Well, Mr Sheriff, sir, it's my birthday present, sir. Rat-Ball: Well, That's nice. Why don't you open it? (Chum Chum obeys) (He opens it) (and gasps) Chum Chum: Oh, boy! One whole farthing! (Rat-Ball takes it) Chum Chum: Oh? Eilonwy: Have you no heart? We all scrimped and saved to give it to him. Sailor Rat Ball: Now, that's mighty "thoughty" of ya, "widder" woman. (Chum Chum sniffs) Chum Chum: Oh, tartar sauce. Rat Ball: The family that saves together, pays together. Archibald: Alm, Alm, Alm for the poor. Rat Ball: Oh, now don't take it so hard, sonny. (Then sees Archibald) Rat Ball: Prince John wishes you a happy birthday too. (Then he taps the coin into the cup and more taxes landed on his hand) Rat Ball: Hmm. Well. Well, so far it's been a cheerful morning. (He leaves) (and is off) Rat-Ball: Keep saving. Keep and touch. (walks off) Eilonwy: What a dirty trick. You poor old man. Do come in. Come in and rest yourself. (Archibald obeys) Archibald: Thank ye kindly, Mother. Thank ye. Tell me now. Did me old ears hear someone singin' a birthday ditty? All: Yes. Chum Chum: Yes, sir. And that mean, old sheriff... took my birthday present. Archibald: Did he now? But be a stouthearted little lad, and don't let it get ya down. Chum Chum: Gee whiz. More then that. Chum Chum: Gee whiz. It's Robin Hood. Stephen Squirrelsky: Happy Birthday, Sonny! Beebe: Oh, he's so handsome, just like his reward posters. Stephen Squirrelsky: Tell me, Son. How old are you? Chum Chum: Gosh. I'm seven years old, goin' on eight. Stephen Squirrelsky: 8, Huh? I think I know just the present for you. (gives Chum Chum a present) (A bow and arrow) Chum Chum: For me? Gee, thanks, Mr Robin Hood, sir. Stephen Squirrelsky: Welcome. Chum Chum: Hey, how do I look, huh? Penny Brown: Not much like Mr. Robin Hood. Stephen Squirrelsky: Say, She's right. There's something missing. Of course. (Gives him a hat) There you go. Chum Chum: Boy, oh, boy! Now how do I look? Beebe: The hat's too big. Eilonwy: Shh! Mind your manners. Penny Brown: Yeah. Mind your manners. Stephen Squirrelsky: Don't worry. You'll grow into it. Chum Chum: Oo-de-lally! I'm gonna try it out. Penny Brown: Goodbye, Mr Robin Hood. Come again on my birthday. Eilonwy: Oh, you have made his birthday a wonderful one. Stephen Squirrelsky: Sure did. Eilonwy: How can I ever thank ya? Stephen Squirrelsky: I only wish I could do more. Here. (Gave her a bag of taxes) Eilonwy: Thank you. Stephen Squirrelsky: Now keep your chin up. Someday, there'll be happiness again in Nottingham. You'll see. (he leaves) (as Archibald) Eilonwy: Thank you very much, Robin. Pinocchio: Later, Skippy went to test out his bow and arrow along with his sisters and their friend, Toby that they brought along too. (the heroes are going down the street) Tim: Gee Skippy, Did Robin Hood really give it to you? Chum Chum: Yeah. And this is his own hat too. Penny: Let me try it, Skippy. Chum Chum: Oh, no, you can't. I'll try it first. Beebe: You're pointy it too high. Chum Chum: I'm not either. Watch this. (SHOOT) (WHEE!) (It landed in a yard) Chum Chum: Oops. Tim: Uh oh. Now you done it. Penny Brown: Right in Prince John's backyard. (Chum Chum goes to get it) (without getting seen) Penny: I'd rather you didn't go in there. Tim: Yeah. He will punish you for good. Beebe: Like this. (WHACK) (BOP) Chum Chum: Nonsense. I need to get my arrow. Penny: Wait a minute. Chum Chum: What? Penny: Toby might tattle on ya. Chum Chum: Yeah Toby. You got to take the oath. Tim: An oath? Penny: Put your hand on your heart and cross your eyes. Beebe: Spider, snakes and a lizard head. Tim: Spiders, Snakes and a lizard's head. Beebe: If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead. Tim: If I tattletale, I'll die til I'm dead. (Chum Chum goes) (in) (and tries not to get caught) Sandy: Are you ready, Klucky? Zoe: Yes, I sure am. (Sandy and Zoe, with their fencing swords, in their hands, and their other hands behind their backs, are put together and are heard swinging and clashing) (Chum Chum looks around) (as Sandy and Zoe's fencing swords swing and clash into each other) (and sees the arrow) (and goes to grab it while hearing Sandy and Zoe's swords clashing and swinging in a fencing match) (Then Sandy's sword swings through the sky) (and lands back in her's hand, that grabs it as she and Zoe fight with their blades, that are put together and continue to swing and clash) (Sandy looks back and sees Chum Chum and knocks Zoe's sword into the air where it lands back in Zoe's hand, that grabs it as she and Sandy fight as their swords swing and clash) (while putting her blade against Zoe's and fighting her with their swords swinging and clashing) Sandy: Oh. Hello. Where'd you come from? Chum Chum: Oh, please, don't tell Prince John. He may hurt me. Sandy: Don't worry. You did nothing wrong. Zoe: Oh, Marian. What a bonny, wee bunny. Now, who does this young archer remind you of? (with her blade against Sandy's while fencing her) Sandy: He's like Robin Hood. Zoe: That's right! Why, only Robin Hood wears a hat like that. Chum Chum: Yeah. And look at this Robin Hood bow. Sandy: Very impressive. (Penny sneezes) Isabella: Bless you. Sylvester: Use a hankie. Zoe: Oh, Marian. Don't look around, but I do believe we're surrounded. Sandy: It's all right children, You can come in. (the kids obey) Tim: Think It's safe? Penny: That's Maid Marian. Beebe: Mommy says she's awfully nice. Come on. Penny: He-Hey, you guys, not so fast. Wait for me. Beebe: Hello. Sandy: Hi kids. Beebe: I told him that he was shooting too high. Sandy: I'm so very glad he did. And now I get to meet all of you. Penny: Gee, You're very beautiful. Chum Chum: Are you gonna marry Robin Hood? Beebe: You'll marry Robin Hood, right? Penny: Mama said you and Robin Hood are sweethearts. Sandy: Well, um, you see, that was several years ago, before I left for London. Because I'm fencing with Lady Kluck. Tim: He kissed you. Right? Sandy: Well, uh, no. And yes, he did. Just a bit. But he carved our initials on this tree. (They look at the tree) (and gasp with admiration) Sandy: I remember it well. Penny: You'll have any kids, right? My mama gots a lot of kids. Sandy: Maybe. But he might've forgotten all about me. Chum Chum: Oh, not Robin Hood. I bet he'll storm the castle gates, fight the guards... rescue ya and drag ya out to Sherwood Forest. Patti: If. Anjelica: If is good. Didian: Yeah. Right. All: Agreed. Zoe: Now just a moment there, Young man. You've forgotten Prince John. Chum Chum: That old Prince John don't scare me none. Chum Chum: That old Prince John don't scare me none. Tim: I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky. Zoe: I, Prince John, challenge you to a duel. (They ignite their sabers with Zoe carrying one and Chum Chum carrying two) (and begin to duel) Zoe: Ha ha! Take that! And that! And this! Chum Chum: Death to tyrants! Zoe: Oh! (the crackle of swords echo) Sophia: Get her! Get her! (the sabers swing and clash) Beebe: Slice him to pieces! Sandy: Oh, save me, my hero. Save me. (Chum Chum pretended that he hit Zoe's foot with the saber) Zoe: (Vader's voice) Oh! Sandy: Oh. Zoe: (Vader's voice) Most impressive. (CLASH) Zoe: Oh! Ouch! That's not fair! Mommy! (sucks her thumb) (Crowd laugh) (at poor Zoe) Beebe: That's Prince John alright! Chum Chum: Ya-hoo! Now I gotcha! Zoe: Oh! Mercy! Mercy! Oooh. Ooooh. He got me. I'm dying. Oh. (lies down as the sabers deactivate) (Chum Chum looks at her) (and wonders if she is dead) Zoe: This is the part where you drag your lady fair off to Sherwood Forest. Chum Chum: Come on, lady fair. Let's go! Sandy: Oh, Robin, you're so brave and impetuous. Oh. So this is Sherwood Forest. Chum Chum: Yeah, I guess so. Well, now what are we gonna do? Sandy: Usually, The hero gives his fair lady a kiss. Chum Chum: Seriously? Sandy: Well, If you won't, Then I will. (KISS) Chum Chum: Gosh! Beebe: They're kissing! (they laugh) Chum Chum: Blah. (sighs happily) Pinocchio: Then later that day... (later that day, Sandy dances beautifully with Zoe, who dances wonderfully with her too) Zoe: Ah, me. Young love. Oh, it's a grand thing. Sandy: Oh, Klucky, surely he must know how much I still love him. Zoe: But, of course, my dear. Believe me, someday soon... your uncle, King Richard, will have an outlaw for an in-law. Sandy: Oh, Klucky! But when? When? Zoe: Oh, patience, my dear. Patience. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Sandy: Or forgetful. Oh, I've been away so long. What if he's forgotten all about me? Or will he remember me? Pinocchio: Then later in the woods... (Stephen and Griff are relaxing and sunbathing) (Stephen hums a tune while stirring the stew) (and thinking happily) Griff: Hey, lover boy. How's that grub comin', man? I'm starved.

(Stephen still hums) Griff: Hello? Rob? Come on. (Whistles) Griff: Wake up. Stephen Squirrelsky: Huh? What? What you say? Griff: Ah, forget it. Your mind's not on food. You're thinking about somebody with long eyelashes... and you're smellin' that sweet perfume. (Stew boils when Griff sniffs something) (and gasps) (He coughs) (and splutters) Stephen Squirrelsky: Hey, Whoa! It's boiling over! Griffer Feist: You're burnin' the chow! (Crowd laugh) (as the chow gets cleaned up) Stephen Squirrelsky: Sorry, Johnny. I guess I was thinking about Maid Marian again. I can't help it. I love her, Johnny. Griffer Feist: Look, why don't ya stop moanin' and mopin' around? Stephen Squirrelsky: Why? Griffer Feist: Because she and Lady Kluck's a brilliant fencer. We could really marry them by proposing to them. Stephen Squirrelsky: Marry her? You can't walk up to a girl, Give her flowers and say "Hey, Remember? We met a long time ago. Will you marry me?". No, Will never done that way. Griffer Feist: Ah, come on, Robby. Climb the castle walls. Sweep her off her feet. Carry her off in style. Stephen Squirrelsky: It's no use, Johnny. I've thought it all out, and it just wouldn't work. Besides, what have I got to offer her? Griffer: Well, you need to cook properly, okay? Stephen Squirrelsky: Really. She's a lady with quality. You know? Griffer: So she's got class. So what? (Doc came in) Stephen Squirrelsky: I'm an outlaw. That's what. That's no life for a lovely lady. Always on the run. What kind of a future is that? Doc: Oh, for heaven's sake, son. You're no outlaw. Why, someday, you'll be called a great hero. Stephen Squirrelsky: A hero? Did you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned. Griffer Feist: That's a gas. We ain't even been arrested yet. Doc: All right, laugh, you two rogues... but there's gonna be a big to-do in Nottingham.

(Slurps and coughs, Crowd laugh) Doc: Oh, excuse me. Doc: Well-done, ain't it? Old Prince John's havin' a championship archery tournament tomorrow. Griffer: Archery tournament? Old Rob could win that standin' on his head, huh, Rob? Stephen Squirrelsky: Thank you, Little John. I'm sure we're not invited. Doc: No, but there's somebody who'll be very disappointed if you don't come. Griff: Yeah. Old Bushel Britches, the Honourable Sheriff of Nottingham.

Doc: Wrong. Maid Marian. The one, who does great sport, and fences with others. Stephen Squirrelsky: Maid Marian? Doc: Yeah. She-She's gonna give a kiss to the winner. Which is why she fences with Lady Kluck. Stephen Squirrelsky: Kiss to the winner? Oo-de-lally, I want it! Come on, John! What are we waiting for?! Griffer: Wait a minute, Rob. Hold it. That place will be crawlin' with soldiers. Stephen Squirrelsky: Aha. But remember faint hearts never won fair lady. Fear not, my friends. (shoots an arrow into the sky) This will be my greatest performance. Doc: It sure will. Pinocchio: Then next day, It was the tournament day. (the tournament day) (Bandits marched along) (happily) (Everyone was watching) (happily) Hacker: Hiss, this is a red-letter day. A coup d'etat, to coin a Norman phrase. Red Guy: Ooh. Oh, yes, indeed, sire. Your plan to capture Robin Hood in public is sheer genius. Hacker: Hiss, no one sits higher than the king. Must I remind you, Hiss? Red Guy: Do... Do forgive me, sire. I didn't mean to... Hacker: My trap is baited and set. And then revenge! Ah! Revenge! Red Guy: Shh. Not so loud, sire. Remember, only you and I know. And your s-secret is my s-secret. Hacker: What secret? Red Guy: Why, the capture of Robin Hood, sire. Hacker: That tragic rodent. Doh! I'll show him who wears the crown! Red Guy: I share your loathing, sire. That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise... who dared to rob you and make you look so utterly ridiculous. Hacker: SHUT UP! (Tries to bop him) (but misses) Hacker: I just saw you dodged, Red Guy: I had to dodge. Hacker: Stop quivering and stay still. Red Guy: Yes, Sir. (BOP) Red Guy: Ow. Thank you, Sire. Hacker: Hmph. Sandy: Klucky, I'm so exited. But how will I recognize him? Zoe: Oh, he'll let you know somehow. That young rogue of yours is full of surprises, my dear. Stephen Squirrelsky: There she is, Johnny. Isn't she beautiful? Griffer: Cool it, lover boy. Your heart's runnin' away with your head. Wallace: Don't worry. This disguise will fool my own mother. Penny (SS): It did. Secret Squirrel: And did others. Griff: Yeah. But your mom ain't here. You gotta fool Old Bushel Britches. (Rat-Ball walks along) (happily) Wallace: Sheriff, Your honor, Meetin' ya face-to-face is a real treat. A real treat. Rat Ball: Well, now, thank you. Oh... Excuse me. I gotta go win this tournament. Wallace: Okay. (Rat Ball walks off) (Sir Topham Hatt was seen) Sir Topham Hatt: Hey, old Rob's not a bad actor. But wait'll he sees this scene I lay on Prince John. (He goes to Hacker) Sir Topham Hatt: Ah! Me lord. My esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. Sir Topham Hatt: The head man himself. You're beautiful. Hacker: He has style, hey, Hiss? Red Guy: Ya took the words right outta my mouth, P.J. Hacker: P.J. I like that. Do you know, I do. Hiss, put it on my luggage. P.J. P.J. Yes. Sophia: Peanut Butter and Jelly. (laughs) Anna: Yeah. Good one and very funny, sweetie. Melman: Oh gosh. Sophia: So cool. Red Guy: And you. Who might you be sir? Sir Topham Hatt: I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. Red: Okay. Sir Topham Hatt: And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you. Hacker: Oh, no. Forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way than... Please sit down. Sir Topham Hatt: Thanks, P.J. Couldn't get a better seat than this, could ya? The royal box. (Red mumbled) Hacker: Oh! Hey! Hey, what the... Oh, uh, excuse me, buster. Red: Buster? You sir have taken my seat. Hacker: Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you know who. Red: What? I'm dismissed? Hacker: You heard His Mightiness. Move it, creepy. Get lost. Be gone, long one. (Red walks away) Hacker: Be gone, long one. What cheek! "Creepy. Buster. Long one." Who does that dopey duke think he is? Pinocchio: He's up to something, Friar. Doc: Yeah. Come on. (Fanfare plays) (loudly) (Contestants walked along) (together) (Doc and Pinocchio looked around) (to find someone) (Red floats in a balloon) (in the sky) (Doc and Pinocchio followed him) (carefully) (Sandy be seated) (along with Zoe) (Rat-Ball and Wallace walks along) (together) Wallace: Ah, Your Ladyship. Beggin' your pardon, but it's a great honour... to be shootin' for the favour of a lovely lady like yourself. I hopes I win the kiss. Sandy: Oh! Well, thank you, my thin-legged archer. (giggles) (happily) I wish you Sandy: I wish you luck with all my heart. Red: Hmm... Me wonder. (thinks) Jackal: Your highness, With your royal permission, We are ready to begin. (nods) Hacker's line. Hacker: Proceed, Captain. Jackal: The tournament of the gold arrow will now begin! (the game begins) (Contestants shoot their arrows at targets) (to score points) (Crowd cheered) So? (and clapped) (Red watches) (from nearby) Tim: Yay Dad. (the game plays) (Jackal shoots) (shoot) (Crowd boos) (and hisses) (Wallace shoots and arrow hits the center of the target) (and makes a perfect score) (Sandy claps) (with joy) Hacker: A perfect bullseye. Well, Well. Sir Topham Hatt: Yeah. That's what ya call pullin' it back and lettin' it go, P.J. Wallace: I'm gonna win that golden arrow... and then I'm gonna present meself to the lovely Maid Marian... Hacker: Listen, scissor bill, if you shoot half as good as you blabber-mouth... you're better than Robin Hood. Wallace: "Robin Hood," he says. Wowee! I'm tip-top, all right, but I'm not as good as he is. (SHOOT) (FIRE) (Hits a target) (BULLSEYE) (Red goes over for a better look) (to see what's up) Sir Topham Hatt: He sure is talented. Right? Hacker: He sure is. Wallace: Oh, um, by the way... I hear you're having a bit of trouble gettin' your hands on that Robin Hood. Rat-Ball: He's scared of me. That's what he is. You notice he didn't show up here today. Heh! I could spot him through them phoney disguises. Wallace: Oh. (unaware of this) Red Guy: Why, that's him, Robin Hood. (He floats off) (to tell Hacker) (Doc aims and fires) (BAM!) (Red goofy yodel) (and fall down) (Doc traps him in a barrel of ale) (to get him drunk) Red: Unhand me! (GULP) Red: (gurgles) Please. Please. I don't drink. (drinks) Anjelica: He is drinking. Patti: Poor Red Guy. Didian: What a bummer. All: He's drunk. Jackal: Attention, everyone. The final contestants are: The Honourable Sheriff of Nottingham. (nods) (Crowd booed at Rat-Ball) (and hissed at him) Jackal: And the spindle-legged stork from Devonshire. (Wallace nods) (Crowd cheered at Wallace) (and clapped) (Wallace waved at Sandy) (who sighed happily) Hacker: My dear, I suspect you favour the gangly youth, hmm? Sandy: Uh... Why, yes, sire. Well, at least he amuses me. Hacker: Coincidentally, my dear young lady... he amuses me too. Sandy: So he does. Jackal: For the final shootout, Move the target back 30 paces. Cliff: Got it. You heard him. Rat-Ball: Get going. Move it. Will you? And remember what to do. Lube: Right. (Rat-Ball shoots his arrow and Lube jumps) (back) (Crowd boos) (and hisses) Sandy: Doh! (scoffs) Sophia: Cheater! Anna: Liar! Melman: Darn you! Sophia: Curses! Rat-Ball: Well, that shot wins the golden arrow... the kiss and the whole caboodle. (the villains cheer) (Wallace aims while Rat-Ball knocks over his bow) (loose) (Arrow shoots high) (into the air) (Wallace shoots another at it) (and scores) (It hits it and it went down) (to score) (BULLSEYE, Crowd cheered) (and clapped) Doc: Yay! He did it! He did it! (they cheer and clap) Sophia: Hallelujah! Anna: Perfect! (Sandy jumps with joy) (and cheers) (Jackal whispers to a guard's ear) (and surprises him) (Wallace marches onward) (to claim his treasure) (Wallace stands firm) (and waits for his kiss) Hacker: Archer, I commend you. And because of your superior skill you shall get what is coming to you. (Wallace sighs happily) Hacker: Our royal congratulations. Wallace: Oh, thank you kindly, Your Highness. Meetin' you face-to-face, Your High and Mighty, is a real treat. Hacker: Release the royal fingers. Ah! And now, I name you the winner. (Wallace bows) Hacker: I think you might be the cheater to be a loser. (BOOM!, Stephen gasps) (and blinks) (Sandy gasps) Sandy: Oh my. Chum Chum: Uh oh. Tim: Now he's in for it. Sylvester: Uh oh. Busted. Isabella: Poor Stephen. Sir Topham Hatt: Oh great. Zoe: He's doomed. (Stephen grins) Penny Brown: What will go wrong now? Hacker: Seize him. Beebe: No! (Stephen tries to run) (and avoids the blows) (But gets surrounded) (and puts his hands up) (TIE TIE TIE KNOT) All: Gotcha. Hacker: I sentence you to sudden... instant and even immediate death. Sandy: Oh dear. That's not good. (sniffs) (and blows into her hankie) Sandy: Please sir. Please spare his life. Please. Hacker: My dear, emotional lady, why should I? Sandy: Cause I love him. Hacker: Love him? And does this prisoner return your love? (Sandy nods) (in tears) Stephen Squirrelsky: Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself. (Sandy nods) Hacker: Ah. Young love. Your pleas have not fallen upon a heart of stone. Sandy: But... Hacker: Now traitors to the crown will all die! Stephen Squirrelsky: Traitors to the crown? That crown belongs to King Richard! LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!!! Crowd: LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!! Hacker: Enough! I am King! King! King! Ah! Off with his head! (Drum rolls) Sandy: Oh dear. (Doc and Courage gasps) Sandy: This will not end well. (POKE, Hacker shrieks) Hacker: Stop! Executioners, stop! Hold your axe! Griff: Okay, Big shot. Tell them to untie my pal or I'll... Hacker: Sheriff, please release him, okay? (POKE) Hacker: Go on. Rat-Ball: Untie the prisoner? Zoe: You know what is said. Release him.

Rat-Ball: But why? Hacker: Because he wants to be free and be in love with his girlfriend. (POKE) Hacker: Cut that out. Will you, Mutt? (HARDER POKE) Hacker: Okay. Fine. Let him go. Zoe: WHOOPIE! Love conquers all! Hacker: And away he goes. (Stephen gets untied and free) (and goes to Sandy) (Crowd cheered and clapped, Sandy smiled and goes on over) (and hugs him) Stephen Squirrelsky: I owe my life to you, my darling. Sandy: I couldn't have lived without you, Robin. Rat-Ball: Something went bonkers around here and I'm gonna find out. Griff: Now, listen, Prince. My pal will kiss Maid Marian, or you've got a new problem. Rat-Ball: Oh, You stupid dog! (SWING) (BOP) Rat-Ball: Oh! Griff: Gotcha. Hacker: Kill that squirrel! I said: Kill him! Bandits 60's: With pleasure, boss. (Griff tosses him a saber) (that ignites when Stephen grabs it) (Duel starts) (as the air hums and sparks fly and sabers swing and clash) (Griff knocks each guard out) (with his ignited blade) (Hacker raise his saber) (but clash it with Stephen's) (Stephen knocks it out of his hand) Stephen Squirrelsky: Ha ha! Hacker: Okay. You got it. Don't hurt me. I'll hide. (He runs and hides) Hacker: Stop him.