Learning How To Use Lightsabers And Blasters In Film Spoof Travels

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 * Here's an example. These are your weapons to carry. It is the time for us to show you how to control this formidable weapons, which only the Jedi and Sith master with perfection. The Golden Rule: Always use weapons in films that you travel on. Here is a list of examples.
 * Lesson No. 1: Don't point your sabers at anyone. You can seriously hurt them. Aim to the side of them.
 * Lesson No. 2: Then, even if you opponents strive to miss you, dodge their blows. You can never stay too careful.
 * Lesson No. 3: If you aim to the side, dodge as a precaution, and dodge just in case.
 * Lesson No. 4: As you squint and aim and bow down exaggeratedly.
 * Lesson No. 5: When you botch your aim, then make a show of your dodge.
 * Lesson No. 6: Since you aim like you're spinning, you can jump up and down.
 * Lesson No. 7: If hitting emptiness is too hard for you, ask your opponents to guide you with their sabers, and maybe you'll hit it.
 * Lesson No. 8: The main is to keep a safe distance between you sabers and your opponents.
 * Lesson No. 9: Which you're pointing your guns while firing, you could also hurt someone as well. Audiences will like film spoof travels.
 * Lesson No. 10: Well, your opponents are grappling with your partner, they are at their most vulnerable.
 * Lesson No. 11: Avoid any threatening attacks. Opt for something more harmless, such as a few waltz steps.
 * Lesson No. 12: If your enemies find themselves in a particularly tricky situation, give them to recover.
 * Lesson No. 13: Start doing some warm up exercise.
 * Lesson No. 14: Or as your opponents is too quick for you, even if admittedly, some Jedi Knights would have had the time to carry out a whole dance routine.
 * Lesson No. 15: And finally, if your enemies throw themselves at your sabers, take them out of the way. An accident can so easily happen.
 * Lesson No. 16: This sabers are very heavy to handle, and can sometimes easily break, but are used to carry the blow, so be careful.
 * Lesson No. 17: Get your weapons ready, and enjoy more film spoof travels coming soon.