Sleeping Cat Beauty/Transcript

(One lovely afternoon, Everyone entered the Squirrel Theater) (to see what feature was going to play) (Sign says Sleeping Cat Beauty) (ready to play) (The stage sets up) (like magic) (The cast gets on their costumes) (and gets ready for action) Rocky (Looks a the script): Hiccups? Is that all? Wha... Where's the rest? (seems puzzled) Sawyer: You're looking at it. Rocky: Aw. I thought this was a musical. We're suppose to sing and dance. Aren't we? Danny: Well, it's about love. And it's me and Danny. Sawyer. Rocky: Maybe I could dance this a little bit. Danny: Ha! Me and Sawyer dance a lot. (Rocky does a little dance): See? Danny: Not bad. Best dancing. https://drive.google.com/open?id=10f72tum5qQl3Q09QKI69YpWBUcU9_mBI (Kitty gets on her fairy dress) (and as Tia does the same) Kitty: Hannah. Where's Hannah? Kitty: She's coming as soon as she gets her dress on. Ahem. Tia: She's coming as soon as she gets her dress on. Kitty: You know this is a Sleeping Beauty play. Tia: Because this is what we're doing to entertain everyone. Hannah: There we go. (Hannah has her fairy dress on) Kitty: Tia, This is not gonna be the 1959 one completely. Tia: But is different and similar. Kitty: Oh, Trust me, Tia. Hannah: And since we're going to entertain by doing plays, they'll be impressed and let Robin Hood, Maid Marian, Little John, Lady Kluck, and Skippy Rabbit be with us on spoof traveling more often. Tia: Who knows? Hannah: We'll see what happens. Stephen Squirrelsky: Quiet everyone. Quiet. This fairy tale play is ready to start. Sandy: This'll be the best performance for everyone to see. Stephen Squirrelsky: Lights... Sandy: Camera... Stephen Squirrelsky: Aaaaaction. Sandy: Go! Stephen Squirrelsky: Hello everyone and welcome to the Squirrel Theater of Squirrelsville. For 2 years, We had been movie spoof traveling for quite a long time, But we decided to give you a special performance here today in this theater. And now we give you Sleeping Cat Beauty. Sandy: And if we're going to do spoof traveling, here is the first performance of Sleepy Cat Beauty. (Crowd cheered) (and clapped) (Curtains open) (and the film plays) Psy: (clears throat) Once upon a time in a far away kingdom far away, There lived a king and a queen named King Isaac and Queen Gypsy. For years they long last to have a kid for their own and they're dream was succeeded. A girl kitten was born and they named her Brianna. (the story begins) Psy: Yes. She was very pretty and they filled her life with sunshine. Then a great holiday was made, That everyone around the country can be welcome to the princess. That's how it began in the joyful day. (the story continues) (Song began) Chorus: Joyfully now to our princess we come, Bringing gifts and all good wishes, too, We pledge our loyalty anew Hail to the Princess Brianna! All of her subjects adore her! (song plays on) Chorus: Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Brianna! (song continues) Health to the princess, Wealth to the princess, Long live the princess Brianna! Hail Brianna! Hail Brianna! Health to the princess, Chorus: Wealth to the Princess, Long live the Princess Brianna! Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Brianna! All: Hooray! Psy: Everyone gathered at the throne room where the celebration is at. And good King Isaac and Queen Gypsy welcomed some honored guesses. (some guests arrive) (Trumpet blows) (as they approach) Butch: The royal majesty. King Ramses and Prince Albert. (the heroes come) Psy: Ramses present Albert to Princess Brianna. And I think he could like her very much. (Albert is seen) (Trumpet blows) (a fanfare) Butch: Their most honored and excellentsies, The Three Fairies. Flora, Fauna and Merryweather. (the fairies appear) (They came over) (to see the baby) Tia: Oh. Kitty: Wow. Hannah: The little darling. Tia: So sweet she is. Tabby-Cat Sisters: Your Majesty. Tia: Each of us the child may bless with a single gift. No more, no less. Little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty. (POOF) (like magic) Kitty: Dear princess, My gift shall be the gift of song. Choir: One gift, beauty rare, Full of sunshine in her hair, Lips that shame the red red rose, she’ll walk with springtime wherever she goes. (POOF) (like magic) Hannah: Sweet princess. My gift shall be... (POOF) (Wind blows) (harder) (and whistles loudly) (Thomas gasps) (Duchess gasps) Tia: Uh oh. Kitty: Oh dear. Tia: Gosh. (Thunderclaps) (rain pours down) (Dionna appears) (snickering evilly) Kitty: Why, It's Maleficent. Hannah: What does she want here? Tia: Shh... Dionna: So, I'm just upset that you didn't let me come here. A celebration of the new princess. Hannah: You weren’t wanted! Dionna: What?! What did you say? Hannah: Uh, nothing. Dionna: You know my rules, Never ever say that to me again or you'll get it good! Hannah: Yes, Maleficent. We'll never say that line again. Well, it was only mentioned to illustrate the differences... in your royal managerial approaches. Maleficent: As you can see, I should give her a gift from me. Whoops. Whoops. Dionna: As you can see, I should give her a gift from me. (crowd gasps) Dionna: As you can see, She be more beautiful when she grows up and beloved by all of you who know him. But beware, When her 16th year comes, She touch the spindal of the spinning wheel and die. (crowd gulps) Duchess: Oh no! Thomas O'Malley: Don't do that! (Dionna laughs evilly) Duchess: Oh, that terrible woman. Thomas: Seize that pony! (the animals charge) (Dionna disappears) (with a loud POOF!) Tia: Please your majesty. Merryweather still has her gift to give her. Thomas O'Malley: Then, she can undo this fearful curse? Hannah: No. No. Tia: Maleficent’s powers are far too great. Kitty: Go on. Do it. Hannah: Sweet princess, if through this wicked witch’s trick, a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Not in death, but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you’ll keep, and from this slumber you shall wake when true love’s kiss the spell shall break. (POOF) Choir: For true love conquers all. Psy: But Isaac was still afraid about her daughter's death in the future and so every spinning wheel in the kingdom was collected and burned up and was done. Tia: Oh, silly fiddle faddle! Kitty: Now relax. It'll be fine. Hannah: Well, a bonfire won’t stop Maleficent. Tia: I know it won't. But what will? Reason with her? Kitty: She's not that all bad. Tia: Oh, yes, she can. Hannah: Oh, I hate that pony. I won't let it happen. Kitty: Same here. Tia: There's gotta be a way to stop her. There is. Hannah: Yes, but how? Tia: I'll turn her into a flower. Kitty: A flower? Hannah: Maleficent? Kitty: Turned into a flower? Tia: No. The Princess. Kitty: Oops. Sorry. Hannah: Princess into a flower? Kitty: What will everyone say if they see it? Tia: You see? A flower won't prick a finger. Kitty: Oh. What else would prick a finger? Tia: Can't you see? She'll be safe for good. Kitty: Oh yes. Right. My mistake. Hannah: Until Maleficent sends her frost. Kitty: Exactly. Tia: Yeah.... Oh dear. Kitty: Goodness. Tia: She's right. She always ruined my nice flowers and she suspect us that we're doing something to her. Kitty: Of course. Hannah: Then what won't she suspect? Kitty: I'm not sure. Hannah: Well, She knows everything. Tia: Oh, but she doesn’t, dear. Maleficent doesn’t know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping earnest. You know, sometimes I don’t think she’s really very happy. Ahem. Kitty: Oh, but she doesn’t, dear. Maleficent doesn’t know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping earnest. You know, sometimes I don’t think she’s really very happy. Tia: Wait, I got it now. I know just the plan that she'll never suspect. Okay, We got to plan it carefully. We'll take her to our cottage in the woods, But the King and Queen will upject. But when we explain, It's the only way. Hannah: Explain what? Tia: About the three maids taking care of her. Hold still. (POOF) (like magic) (They look at the mirror) (and gasp) Hannah: Goodness. Kitty: You mean, we, us? Tia: Yes. Hannah: We're the maids? Tia: Yes. All: Oh. Tia: We're gonna watch over her. Kitty: To make sure no-one hurts her. Hannah: Well, Yeah. But we have to feed it and... Kitty: By giving it the right things we find. Hannah: And we have our magic too. Kitty: Yeah. To transform anything into good things. Tia: What?! No, No, No! No magic. I'll take those wands right now. Oh, And better get rid of those wings too. Hannah: You mean live like mortals for 16 years? Tia: Yup. Hannah: Now, we don’t know how. We’ve never done anything without magic. Tia: And that's why Maleficent will never suspect. Hannah: But who’ll wash, and cook? Tia: All of us. Kitty: Oh. Tia: Give it to me now. Kitty: Okay. Tia: Come on now. We gotta tell the majesties at once. Kitty: With pleasure. (They went to the majesties) (to tell them) Psy: And so the King and Queen watch their hearts as their daughter left that night. (the journey begins) (Tabby-Cat Sisters left the castle) (taking the King and Queen's daughter with them) Psy: And many sad and lonely years had past for the castle. But when Brianna's 16 birthday came, The kingdom began to rejoice. But everyone knew that as long as Maleficent domaned the Forbidden Mountain, Thundered with her wrath and frustration. Her evil propersy has not yet been fullfilled. (the story goes on) (At the Forbidden Mountain) (However) Dionna: It's incredible! 16 years and not a trace on her! She couldn't been banish in the thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere? Changeling 1: Yeah, yeah, everywhere. We all did. Changeling 2: Yeah Yeah. Dionna: But what about the town, the forests, the mountains? Changeling: Yeah. We searched mountains and the forest and the houses, And the... Let me see. And all the cradles. Dionna: Cradle? Changeling 3: Yeah, yeah, every cradle. Dionna: Cradle! Did you hear that my pet? All these years, They've been looking for a baby. (Laughs) (Changelings laugh) Dionna: Fools! (Changelings gasp) Dionna: Idiots! Imbeciles! (Changelings grin) (BOOM!) (Changelings escape) (CRASH, BLAM, BIFF!) (Changelings depart) (Dionna sighs) Dionna: Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil. (The Raven sighs) Dionna: My pet, you are my last hope. Circle far and wide, search for a maid of sixteen with hair of sunshine gold and lips red as the rose. Go, and do not fail me. (Raven flies off) (to find out what's wrong) Isabelle: This is really lovely. Sylvester: I'm impressed. Psy: And so for sixteen that past, The forest had changed when the Princess was still hidden. In the cottage of the woods, The fairies' plan was going well and they named her Blue Belle. (the story continues) (Sawyer was seen) (humming a tune) Psy: On her 16th birthday, The fairies planned a party to surprise her. (Sawyer hums more) Tia: This dress will be perfect. Kitty: Wow.

(Sawyer is seen)

(Sawyer dances) Hannah: That dress is perfect to make. Tia: Nice. Tia: Now, The bottom dress will be white and the top can be blue. Kitty: Exactly. Hannah: And? Kitty: The ribbons can be yellow. Tia: And for a pretty touch, A cape that is blue on the back and red inside with a dash of fur strip on the bottom. Kitty: Yeah. Great idea. Hannah: Let's make it sparkle too. Kitty: With pleasure. Sawyer: So, What are you girls up to? All: Up to? Hannah: Up to? Tia: Up to? Eh, eh, eh, we, we, well, we, we… Hannah: We want you to pick some berries. Tia: That’s it, berries! Kitty: Lots of berries. Sawyer: But I picked berries yesterday. Tia: But we need more then that. Kitty: Lots, lots more. Hannah: Now don't go too far. Sawyer: I promise. Tia: And don't talk to strangers. Sawyer: Alright. All: Bye bye. (Sawyer leaves) Hannah: I wonder if she suspect. Tia: Of course not, come on. Will she be surprised! Hannah: Her dress will be beautiful. Kitty: And a marvelous surprise. Tia: With a big birthday party. Kitty: And a real one too. Hannah: I'll get the wands. Tia: Yes, you … the wands? Kitty: Oh no. Tia: No magic! And not yet. Hannah: But the sixteen years are almost over. We should go back into our fairy forms. Tia: Like I said before, we can't use magic yet. Hannah: But we'll make a mess without them. Tia: Not if you're careful, that is. Kitty: I'm going to bake the cake. Tia: Great idea. Hannah: You? Tia: But how? Kitty: Just follow the recipe. Tia: And I'll do the dress. Hannah: No problem. Kitty: It's simple. Hannah: But you can't sew and she's never baked. Tia: Because we need some instructions. Hannah: But I still think we should use magic. Tia: I told you. Not yet. (She puts a white cloth over Hannah) (and blinds her) Hannah: Oh man. (sighs with worry) (Tia cuts a circle) (open) Kitty: Flours, 3 cups. (3 cups of flour appear) Hannah: What's that for? Kitty: That's for the feet to go through. Hannah: No sparkle. Tia: Oh, lovely shade, isn’t it. Hannah: But sparkles makes it more lovely and beautiful. Tia: Now, listen. Remember what I said. Hannah: What you say? Gees. (Hannah mumbling) (and unable to speak) Kitty: 2 eggs, Fold them gently. (2 eggs appear) (She folds them) (together) (CRACK) (SPLASH) (Hannah mumbling): I can't breathe! (tries to breathe) (Hannah mumbling): Let me outta here! (tries to break free) (POP) (she's free) Hannah: It's too big. (tries to see) Kitty: Now yest. One tsp. Tsp? Hannah: One teaspoon. Tia: One teaspoon, of course. Kitty: Thanks. Tia: It's a pleasure. Kitty: Si. Tia: Gee. She's really old. Hannah: Or very young. Hannah: It's just like yesterday we brought her here. Kitty: Oui. Tia: Just a tiny baby. Why Hannah. Kitty: Same here. Tia: Whatever is the matter? Hannah: After the day, She'll be a princess and we won't have any Blue Belle. Kitty: Goodness. Tia: Now, Now. We know all these days have to come. Kitty: Same here. Tia: After all, We had her quite a long time. (Sighs) Kitty: Correct. Tia: Oh, Good grief! We're acting like meanies. Come on, She'll be back before we get started. Kitty: That's right.